| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1223 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #630 | BURT | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #410 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1008 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1729 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1668 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1005 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #788 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #1142 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1199 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1051 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #627 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1057 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #734 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #891 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #647 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #121 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #192 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #350 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #307 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1138 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #748 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2246 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #985 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1002 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2683 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #616 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #771 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #795 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #877 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #775 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1462 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #1564 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1574 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1786 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2339 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #476 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2607 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1077 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2449 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #19 | bazookafish bubble gum | 409 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #472 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #649 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #5029 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1504 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1136 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1270 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #614 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1819 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1105 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #50 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #76 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #661 | cherry | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #135 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1140 | cog | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #863 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #847 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #264 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #268 | decent brain | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1627 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1715 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #929 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #138 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1279 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #132 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #603 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #205 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1083 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1988 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2518 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1377 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #601 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| 🥇 | fish bazooka | 307 |
| #297 | fistful of ashes | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #904 | flaregun | 1 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #268 | foon | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1349 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #994 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #2408 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2534 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #609 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #746 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #947 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #186 | gold crown | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1027 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #983 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #53 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
| #570 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #318 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #683 | hot date | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #274 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1897 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #894 | leather mask | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #615 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #903 | lihc face | 1 |
| #868 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1295 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1217 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #643 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #657 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #605 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #640 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #643 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #637 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #600 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1321 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #691 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #985 | meat paste | 1 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #1046 | meat stack | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #105 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1733 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1759 | pail | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #738 | personal massager | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #226 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #703 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #45 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1167 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #693 | poutine | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2252 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1644 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #777 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #334 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #225 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2536 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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