| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1859 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #852 | defective skull | 17 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #370 | spooky lipstick | 7 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #327 | string of blue beads | 34 |
| #289 | string of green beads | 38 |
| #266 | string of red beads | 39 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |