| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1858 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #850 | defective skull | 17 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #937 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #370 | spooky lipstick | 7 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #327 | string of blue beads | 34 |
| #289 | string of green beads | 38 |
| #266 | string of red beads | 39 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |