| #40 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 8 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #17 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 40 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #79 | CSA all-purpose soap | 49 |
| #105 | CSA bravery badge | 29 |
| #129 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 27 |
| #133 | CSA discount card | 23 |
| #215 | CSA fire-starting kit | 58 |
| #121 | CSA obedience grenade | 26 |
| #126 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 29 |
| #120 | Camp Scout pup tent | 24 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #696 | Meleegra™ pills | 8 |
| #8 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 199 |
| #119 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 4 |
| #31 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 28 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 6 |
| #18 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 70 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #72 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 12 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #449 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 27 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #139 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 38 |
| #133 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 42 |
| #133 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 38 |
| #129 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 44 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #846 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #64 | amber aviator shades | 3 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #127 | bag of GORF | 23 |
| #134 | bag of GORP | 26 |
| #113 | bag of QWOP | 30 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #21 | bartender-in-the-box | 25 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #42 | bazookafish bubble gum | 113 |
| #18 | beach ball marble | 2 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #17 | beige clambroth marble | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #10 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 310 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #163 | bottle of Ooze-O | 9 |
| #3064 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #14 | box-in-the-box | 14 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #16 | brown crock marble | 54 |
| #170 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| #13 | bumblebee marble | 11 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #334 | carob chunk cookies | 6 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #140 | chef's hat | 100 |
| #22 | chef-in-the-box | 25 |
| #443 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #136 | chunk of rock salt | 50 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #110 | deodorant | 34 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #152 | disassembled clover | 783 |
| #33 | disintegrating spiky collar | 22 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #57 | eel skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #7 | eyedrops of the ermine | 949 |
| #14 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 110 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #167 | filthy lucre | 169 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #58 | ganger bandana | 2 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #11 | glimmering raven feather | 61 |
| #43 | glimmering roc feather | 11 |
| #43 | globe of Deep Sauce | 12 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #105 | green candy heart | 363 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #21 | green peawee marble | 60 |
| #77 | green snowcone | 281 |
| #15 | groupie spangles | 80 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #28 | hair of the fish | 14 |
| #94 | half-baked potion | 41 |
| #63 | half-orchid | 175 |
| 🥉 | halibut | 427 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1007 | herb brownies | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #780 | hobo nickel | 139 |
| #244 | imitation crab meat | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #22 | ink bladder | 101 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #107 | jamfish jam | 3 |
| #14 | jet bennie marble | 5 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2169 | killing feather | 12 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #143 | lavender candy heart | 245 |
| #114 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #9 | lemonade marble | 23 |
| #90 | love song of disturbing obsession | 150 |
| #46 | love song of icy revenge | 388 |
| #68 | love song of naughty innuendo | 300 |
| #71 | love song of smoldering passion | 300 |
| #60 | love song of sugary cuteness | 300 |
| #74 | love song of vague ambiguity | 300 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #15 | marine aquamarine | 70 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #231 | milk of magnesium | 4 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #189 | mojo filter | 7 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #55 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 30 |
| #107 | oil of oiliness | 12 |
| #449 | old sweatpants | 157 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #957 | phonics down | 9 |
| #632 | pink candy heart | 12 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #62 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 20 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #87 | pufferfish spine | 7 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #170 | purple glowstick | 10 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #10 | red China marble | 43 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #2367 | rogue swarmer | 12 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #49 | sand dollar | 910 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #81 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 343 |
| #124 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 270 |
| #113 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 346 |
| #117 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 274 |
| #21 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,518 |
| #112 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 268 |
| #759 | scroll of drastic healing | 35 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #45 | sea blueberry | 50 |
| #65 | sea carrot | 8 |
| #53 | sea grease | 4 |
| #43 | sea persimmon | 62 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #77 | seaweed | 10 |
| #98 | shark cartilage | 2 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #123 | slab of sponge | 3 |
| #178 | sleaze wad | 15 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #375 | smoking grass | 100 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #187 | spooky wad | 15 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #238 | stench wad | 18 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #11 | straw hat | 53 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #74 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 3 |
| #888 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #1323 | thin black candle | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2742 | unstable laser battery | 3 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #136 | water purification pills | 27 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #220 | white rice | 8 |
| #686 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 22 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |