| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #283 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #161 | BACON | 7 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #257 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #451 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #222 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 3 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #250 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 2 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 2 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #212 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #125 | nugget of Crimbonium | 32 |
| #102 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 2 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #81 | silent J | 4 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #83 | silent M | 7 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #28 | silent R | 3 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |