| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #166 | BACON | 7 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #331 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #258 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #714 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #294 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1431 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #382 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1036 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #663 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #473 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1490 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #222 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 3 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #250 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 2 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 2 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #212 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1002 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #125 | nugget of Crimbonium | 32 |
| #90 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 2 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #81 | silent J | 4 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #83 | silent M | 7 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #28 | silent R | 3 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #253 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1724 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #451 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |