Museum :: Weird Al Yankervick

Weird Al Yankervick

Rank	Item	Quantity
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#281	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	33
#1049	2-ball	2
#1080	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#271	33398 scroll	83
#934	334 scroll	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#1076	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#133	64067 scroll	4
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1115	7-ball	2
#1052	8-ball	11
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#426	Amulet of Yendor	51
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#280	Angry Farmer candy	474
#125	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#52	Blackfly Chardonnay	197
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#43	Cloaca grenade	300
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1201	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#512	Crimboween memo	20
#611	Crown of the Goblin King	41
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#455	Dolphin King's crown	10
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	7
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#202	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#191	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#690	Ent cider	6
#214	Frogade	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#255	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#172	Hell ramen	31
#231	Hodgman's blanket	6
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#899	Imp Ale	85
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#342	Knob Goblin elite pants	14
#468	Knob Goblin elite polearm	8
#271	Knob Goblin elite shirt	29
#456	Knob Goblin firecracker	33
#669	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#674	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#276	Knob Goblin pants	48
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#286	Knob Goblin scimitar	44
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#287	Knob Goblin tongs	51
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#349	Knob sausage	10
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#335	Knoll mushroom	31
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#19	Knoll stir-fry	19
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#654	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#987	Mad Train wine	31
#308	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#194	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	20
#403	Meat detector	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#259	Mohawk wig	45
#191	Mon Tiki	7
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#62	NG	32
#287	Neuromancer	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#463	Ram's Face Lager	35
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#77	Rock and Roll Legend	28
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#401	Spam Witch sammich	82
#710	Spooky Surprise Egg	6
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#155	Supernova Champagne	47
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#97	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	67
#937	Travels with Jerry	1
#431	Trollhouse cookies	77
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#46	V for Vivala mask	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#189	abandoned candy	5
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#503	accidental cider	1
#400	acid-squirting flower	8
#420	acoustic guitarrr	8
#38	adder bladder	691
#102	all-purpose cleaner	100
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#409	alphabet gum	3
#344	amulet of extreme plot significance	42
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#190	ancient frozen dinner	12
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#51	ancient spice	112
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2608	anniversary gift box	1
#848	annoying pitchfork	2
#231	ant agonist	13
#272	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#100	anti-anti-antidote	86
#451	anticheese	10
#722	antique greaves	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#898	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#744	antique shield	2
#609	antique spear	5
#410	around the world	2
#343	arrrgyle socks	7
#176	asbestos apron	7
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#234	asbestos ore	30
#188	asbestos staff	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#279	asparagus knife	29
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#170	aspirin	5
#469	asshat	2
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#371	awful poetry journal	330
#358	baby killer bee	28
#183	babycakes	1
#942	baconstone	8
#1349	badass belt	41
#133	badger badge	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#322	bag of airline peanuts	93
#753	bag of lard	1
#242	balaclava	3
#496	balaclava baklava	3
#1593	ball	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#330	banana	16
#339	banana cream pie	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#707	bar skin	8
#259	barbed-wire fence	22
#374	barrrnacle	43
#189	barskin hat	3
#186	barskin tent	1
#260	baseball	22
#151	basic meat spork	1
#439	bat guano	18
#231	bat haggis	1
#274	bat wing	56
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#492	batgut	37
#682	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#206	beer bomb	197
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#159	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#348	big rock	2
#68	bilge wine	663
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#180	bird rib	10
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#197	bit-o-cactus	22
#35	black & tan	227
#873	black candy heart	1
#50	black forest cake	202
#34	black forest ham	234
#80	black helmet	49
#463	black paisley oyster egg	11
#35	black pepper	204
#522	black pixel	29
#801	black plastic oyster egg	5
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#634	black pudding	1
#40	black snake skin	374
#813	black snowcone	1
#129	black spot	6
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#486	black-and-blue light	69
#42	blackberry	1,361
#152	blackberry polite	1
#320	blood flower	27
#690	bloody beer	5
#319	bloody mary	5
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#434	blue pixel	127
#485	blue plasma ball	65
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#63	booty chest charrrm	221
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#531	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	5
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#437	bottle of gin	37
#5025	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#196	bottle of popskull	12
#488	bottle of rum	89
#331	bottle of tequila	82
#354	bottle of vodka	52
#267	bottle of whiskey	176
#286	bowl of cottage cheese	92
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#134	bowler	1
#7458	box of sunshine	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#363	boxed champagne	1
#430	boxed wine	48
#318	brass stinger	1
#466	brick	83
#477	briefcase	6
#688	broken skull	12
#309	bronze breastplate	4
#176	bronzed locust	14
#133	brown sugar cane	49
#304	bubblewrap ore	6
#957	bubbly potion	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#257	bugbear beanie	27
#505	bum cheek	18
#470	bunch of bananas	8
#235	bunch of square grapes	17
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#177	cactus fruit	14
#152	calle de miel	11
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#208	can of Swiller	18
#209	can of black paint	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#439	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#782	candied yams	11
#858	candy brain	1
#585	candy cane	62
#56	cannonball charrrm	235
#454	canopic jar	5
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#293	cardboard ore	6
#173	carob brownies	1
#369	carob chunk cookies	5
#376	carob chunk noodles	4
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#443	catgut	11
#216	catgut taco	1
#84	catsup	5
#229	centipede eggs	15
#228	chaos butterfly	1,265
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#529	cheap toaster	4
#200	chef's hat	65
#48	cherry pie	32
#562	chewing gum on a string	7
#163	chloroform rag	29
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#325	chopsticks	12
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#266	chorizo taco	16
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#189	chrome ore	35
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#100	clockwork key	14
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#337	clown hammer	86
#195	clown skin	42
#112	clown wig	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#234	cocoa egg	60
#276	cocoa eggshell fragment	278
#442	coconut shell	83
#292	cog	102
#248	cold hi mein	1
#420	cold ninja mask	6
#360	cold nuggets	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#52	copper ha'penny charrrm	228
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#317	corn holder	3
#243	corncob pipe	6
#277	cornuthaum	24
#575	corpse on the beach	9
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#892	corpsetini	5
#333	cranberries	79
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#421	crazy little Turkish delight	21
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#434	cream pie	1
#83	cream stout	76
#68	creamsicle	89
#212	cup of infinite pencils	7
#123	cursed black pearl onion	17
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#127	cursed bottle of rum	17
#106	cursed cannonball	16
#124	cursed dirty joke scroll	14
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#128	cursed voodoo skull	13
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#515	daisy	3
#964	dark potion	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#456	decorative fountain	8
#371	defective skull	64
#478	dehydrated caviar	5
#469	delicious noodles	1
#152	delicious salad	293
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#650	demon skin	6
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#591	deodorant	1
#164	depantsing bomb	35
#432	desiccated apricot	9
#154	detective skull	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#282	digital key lime pie	2
#120	dingy planks	3
#1533	disco mask	2
#223	disease	70
#267	disintegrating quill pen	29
#168	displaced fish	45
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#230	draggin' ball hat	40
#442	ducha de oro	2
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#48	dusty animal cranium	6
#45	dusty animal jawbone	6
#68	dusty animal pelvis	6
#171	dusty bottle of Marsala	132
#196	dusty bottle of Merlot	127
#191	dusty bottle of Muscat	116
#339	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	50
#499	dusty bottle of Port	24
#432	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	26
#60	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	6
#71	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	6
#65	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	6
#69	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	6
#70	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	6
#69	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	6
#71	dusty first caudal vertebra	6
#75	dusty first cervical vertebra	6
#63	dusty first lumbar vertebra	6
#67	dusty first thoracic vertebra	6
#61	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	6
#63	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	6
#63	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	6
#65	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty left clavicle	6
#62	dusty left eighth rib	6
#65	dusty left eleventh rib	6
#62	dusty left femur	6
#74	dusty left fibula	6
#68	dusty left fifth rib	6
#62	dusty left first front claw	6
#71	dusty left first rear claw	6
#64	dusty left first rib	6
#61	dusty left fourth front claw	6
#62	dusty left fourth rear claw	6
#70	dusty left fourth rib	6
#74	dusty left humerus	6
#70	dusty left kneecap	6
#65	dusty left ninth rib	6
#59	dusty left radius	6
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#66	dusty left second front claw	6
#61	dusty left second rear claw	6
#76	dusty left second rib	6
#72	dusty left seventh rib	6
#64	dusty left sixth rib	6
#65	dusty left tenth rib	6
#58	dusty left third front claw	6
#67	dusty left third rear claw	6
#61	dusty left third rib	6
#71	dusty left thumb	6
#64	dusty left tibia	6
#61	dusty left twelfth rib	6
#65	dusty left ulna	6
#63	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	6
#57	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	6
#63	dusty right clavicle	6
#76	dusty right eighth rib	6
#62	dusty right eleventh rib	6
#62	dusty right femur	6
#69	dusty right fibula	6
#59	dusty right fifth rib	6
#61	dusty right first front claw	6
#66	dusty right first rear claw	6
#58	dusty right first rib	6
#60	dusty right fourth front claw	6
#63	dusty right fourth rear claw	6
#72	dusty right fourth rib	6
#70	dusty right humerus	6
#70	dusty right kneecap	6
#72	dusty right ninth rib	6
#69	dusty right radius	6
#71	dusty right scapula	6
#66	dusty right second front claw	6
#62	dusty right second rear claw	6
#65	dusty right second rib	6
#63	dusty right seventh rib	6
#64	dusty right sixth rib	6
#64	dusty right tenth rib	6
#64	dusty right third front claw	6
#64	dusty right third rear claw	6
#58	dusty right third rib	6
#69	dusty right thumb	6
#65	dusty right tibia	6
#62	dusty right twelfth rib	6
#73	dusty right ulna	6
#63	dusty sacral vertebrae	6
#66	dusty second caudal vertebra	6
#72	dusty second cervical vertebra	6
#63	dusty second lumbar vertebra	6
#58	dusty second thoracic vertebra	6
#67	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	6
#64	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	6
#62	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	6
#70	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	6
#65	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	6
#62	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	6
#68	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	6
#69	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	6
#63	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	6
#69	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	6
#56	dusty third caudal vertebra	6
#57	dusty third cervical vertebra	6
#58	dusty third lumbar vertebra	6
#64	dusty third thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	6
#286	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#948	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#1096	eggnog	12
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#124	enchantlers	1
#162	exploding hacky-sack	13
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#377	extra-greasy slider	5
#164	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#800	eyepatch	3
#318	f3d0r4	26
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#324	fake hand	85
#291	false eyelashes	1
#610	fancy bath salts	8
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#140	ferret bait	123
#271	fetid feather	33
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#170	fez of etymology	2
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#331	filthy knitted dread sack	18
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#56	fine wine	542
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#272	flaming feather	42
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#269	flaming talons	31
#236	flaregun	63
#360	flirtatious feather	16
#87	floral print shirt	4
#307	flute of flat champagne	23
#307	foie gras	4
#241	foolscap fool's cap	13
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#368	forest tears	1
#324	frat brats	1
#235	frayed rope belt	6
#154	fricasseed brains	10
#270	frightful feather	37
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#127	frigid ninja stars	423
#157	frilly shirt	4
#173	frozen banquet	13
#342	frozen feather	28
#460	fruitcake	49
#99	funky brass fez	3
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#440	fuzzbump	3
#103	gas balloon	111
#614	gauze garter	1
#392	ghuol egg	43
#391	ghuol egg quiche	3
#351	ghuol guolash	22
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#1079	giant discarded bottlecap	3
#275	gimlet	1
#552	gingerbread bugbear	43
#119	glass of goat's milk	114
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#220	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#273	goat beard	23
#129	goat cheese	286
#347	goat cheese pizza	22
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#609	gob of wet hair	9
#692	golden ring	40
#159	goth kid t-shirt	37
#372	gr8ps	10
#240	grapefruit	37
#193	grapes	61
#194	grass hat	1
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Wow, that's 49,233 items total!

what items are this player missing?