Museum :: Weird Al Yankervick

Weird Al Yankervick

Rank	Item	Quantity
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1435	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#281	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	33
#1047	2-ball	2
#1077	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#271	33398 scroll	83
#933	334 scroll	1
#1111	4-ball	2
#1073	5-ball	2
#1069	6-ball	2
#133	64067 scroll	4
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1114	7-ball	2
#1049	8-ball	11
#621	9-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#426	Amulet of Yendor	51
#394	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#278	Angry Farmer candy	474
#123	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#571	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#52	Blackfly Chardonnay	197
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#811	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#184	Boris's key lime pie	6
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#43	Cloaca grenade	300
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#755	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#992	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#202	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1197	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#512	Crimboween memo	20
#609	Crown of the Goblin King	41
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#312	Divine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#775	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#352	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#565	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	7
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#148	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#143	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#198	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#189	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#152	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#689	Ent cider	6
#214	Frogade	1
#265	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#253	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#171	Hell ramen	31
#230	Hodgman's blanket	6
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#898	Imp Ale	85
#183	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#779	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#384	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#341	Knob Goblin elite pants	14
#466	Knob Goblin elite polearm	8
#270	Knob Goblin elite shirt	29
#455	Knob Goblin firecracker	33
#664	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#671	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#365	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#189	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#275	Knob Goblin pants	48
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#285	Knob Goblin scimitar	44
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#286	Knob Goblin tongs	51
#462	Knob Goblin visor	9
#168	Knob lo mein	1
#425	Knob mushroom	11
#349	Knob sausage	10
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#335	Knoll mushroom	31
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#19	Knoll stir-fry	19
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#652	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#404	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#985	Mad Train wine	31
#304	Mae West	1
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#194	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	20
#403	Meat detector	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#257	Mohawk wig	45
#189	Mon Tiki	7
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2684	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#62	NG	32
#286	Neuromancer	1
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#507	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#381	Orcish baseball cap	7
#1594	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#459	Ram's Face Lager	35
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#77	Rock and Roll Legend	28
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1136	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#191	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#501	Snow Queen Crown	3
#401	Spam Witch sammich	82
#709	Spooky Surprise Egg	6
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#154	Supernova Champagne	47
#505	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1956	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#575	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#97	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	67
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#430	Trollhouse cookies	77
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#48	V for Vivala mask	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#2959	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#186	abandoned candy	5
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#500	accidental cider	1
#398	acid-squirting flower	8
#418	acoustic guitarrr	8
#37	adder bladder	691
#102	all-purpose cleaner	100
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#404	alphabet gum	3
#343	amulet of extreme plot significance	42
#66	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#189	ancient frozen dinner	12
#488	ancient protein powder	4
#51	ancient spice	112
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
#846	annoying pitchfork	2
#230	ant agonist	13
#267	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#99	anti-anti-antidote	86
#452	anticheese	10
#719	antique greaves	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#743	antique shield	2
#605	antique spear	5
#410	around the world	2
#341	arrrgyle socks	7
#175	asbestos apron	7
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#233	asbestos ore	30
#188	asbestos staff	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#279	asparagus knife	29
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#170	aspirin	5
#467	asshat	2
#1195	astral mushroom	1
#372	awful poetry journal	330
#358	baby killer bee	28
#183	babycakes	1
#939	baconstone	8
#1349	badass belt	41
#133	badger badge	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#323	bag of airline peanuts	93
#753	bag of lard	1
#243	balaclava	3
#492	balaclava baklava	3
#1592	ball	2
#304	balloon helmet	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#331	banana	16
#338	banana cream pie	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#708	bar skin	8
#257	barbed-wire fence	22
#374	barrrnacle	43
#190	barskin hat	3
#185	barskin tent	1
#259	baseball	22
#152	basic meat spork	1
#435	bat guano	18
#228	bat haggis	1
#273	bat wing	56
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#491	batgut	37
#681	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#642	bed of coals	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#204	beer bomb	197
#668	beer helmet	1
#540	beer lens	2
#155	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#333	big rock	2
#68	bilge wine	663
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#181	bird rib	10
#1208	bit of clingfilm	2
#194	bit-o-cactus	22
#35	black & tan	227
#873	black candy heart	1
#50	black forest cake	202
#34	black forest ham	234
#80	black helmet	49
#463	black paisley oyster egg	11
#35	black pepper	204
#521	black pixel	29
#800	black plastic oyster egg	5
#845	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#632	black pudding	1
#40	black snake skin	374
#812	black snowcone	1
#125	black spot	6
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#485	black-and-blue light	69
#42	blackberry	1,361
#151	blackberry polite	1
#320	blood flower	27
#685	bloody beer	5
#317	bloody mary	5
#1029	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#431	blue pixel	127
#484	blue plasma ball	65
#748	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#1243	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1369	blue striped oyster egg	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#212	bone collar	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#63	booty chest charrrm	221
#278	boring spaghetti	1
#532	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	5
#564	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#459	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#446	bottle of alcohol	4
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#405	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#433	bottle of gin	37
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#195	bottle of popskull	12
#488	bottle of rum	89
#330	bottle of tequila	82
#355	bottle of vodka	52
#267	bottle of whiskey	176
#285	bowl of cottage cheese	92
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#134	bowler	1
#7445	box of sunshine	1
#97	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#362	boxed champagne	1
#429	boxed wine	48
#318	brass stinger	1
#466	brick	83
#478	briefcase	6
#689	broken skull	12
#308	bronze breastplate	4
#175	bronzed locust	14
#133	brown sugar cane	49
#304	bubblewrap ore	6
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1271	buckyball	2
#256	bugbear beanie	27
#504	bum cheek	18
#470	bunch of bananas	8
#235	bunch of square grapes	17
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#178	cactus fruit	14
#152	calle de miel	11
#120	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#13	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#207	can of Swiller	18
#209	can of black paint	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#439	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#56	candied yam pinky ring	1
#781	candied yams	11
#855	candy brain	1
#584	candy cane	62
#56	cannonball charrrm	235
#454	canopic jar	5
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
#293	cardboard ore	6
#174	carob brownies	1
#367	carob chunk cookies	5
#375	carob chunk noodles	4
#733	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#443	catgut	11
#213	catgut taco	1
#84	catsup	5
#227	centipede eggs	15
#228	chaos butterfly	1,265
#1188	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#529	cheap toaster	4
#200	chef's hat	65
#48	cherry pie	32
#562	chewing gum on a string	7
#163	chloroform rag	29
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#323	chopsticks	12
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#264	chorizo taco	16
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#132	chrome helmet turtle	2
#187	chrome ore	35
#443	chunk of rock salt	1
#534	clay peace-sign bead	2
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#100	clockwork key	14
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#336	clown hammer	86
#195	clown skin	42
#112	clown wig	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#232	cocoa egg	60
#275	cocoa eggshell fragment	278
#429	coconut shell	83
#292	cog	102
#247	cold hi mein	1
#418	cold ninja mask	6
#357	cold nuggets	1
#155	cologne of contempt	1
#130	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#167	cool mushroom casserole	1
#52	copper ha'penny charrrm	228
#222	cordial of concentration	1
#316	corn holder	3
#244	corncob pipe	6
#277	cornuthaum	24
#572	corpse on the beach	9
#1421	corpsedriver	2
#889	corpsetini	5
#332	cranberries	79
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#421	crazy little Turkish delight	21
#162	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#432	cream pie	1
#83	cream stout	76
#68	creamsicle	89
#213	cup of infinite pencils	7
#122	cursed black pearl onion	17
#493	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#128	cursed bottle of rum	17
#106	cursed cannonball	16
#123	cursed dirty joke scroll	14
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#127	cursed voodoo skull	13
#666	cymbal syrup	1
#515	daisy	3
#961	dark potion	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#457	decorative fountain	8
#372	defective skull	64
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#466	delicious noodles	1
#152	delicious salad	293
#228	delicious spicy noodles	1
#650	demon skin	6
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#589	deodorant	1
#164	depantsing bomb	35
#430	desiccated apricot	9
#153	detective skull	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#273	digital key lime pie	2
#120	dingy planks	3
#1527	disco mask	2
#220	disease	70
#266	disintegrating quill pen	29
#168	displaced fish	45
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#229	draggin' ball hat	40
#441	ducha de oro	2
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#47	dusty animal cranium	6
#44	dusty animal jawbone	6
#67	dusty animal pelvis	6
#171	dusty bottle of Marsala	132
#194	dusty bottle of Merlot	127
#192	dusty bottle of Muscat	116
#337	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	50
#497	dusty bottle of Port	24
#429	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	26
#60	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	6
#71	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	6
#65	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	6
#65	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	6
#68	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	6
#69	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	6
#68	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	6
#70	dusty first caudal vertebra	6
#74	dusty first cervical vertebra	6
#63	dusty first lumbar vertebra	6
#66	dusty first thoracic vertebra	6
#59	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	6
#62	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	6
#63	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	6
#65	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty left clavicle	6
#61	dusty left eighth rib	6
#64	dusty left eleventh rib	6
#62	dusty left femur	6
#73	dusty left fibula	6
#68	dusty left fifth rib	6
#62	dusty left first front claw	6
#70	dusty left first rear claw	6
#64	dusty left first rib	6
#60	dusty left fourth front claw	6
#62	dusty left fourth rear claw	6
#69	dusty left fourth rib	6
#73	dusty left humerus	6
#69	dusty left kneecap	6
#64	dusty left ninth rib	6
#57	dusty left radius	6
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#65	dusty left second front claw	6
#61	dusty left second rear claw	6
#76	dusty left second rib	6
#71	dusty left seventh rib	6
#63	dusty left sixth rib	6
#63	dusty left tenth rib	6
#58	dusty left third front claw	6
#67	dusty left third rear claw	6
#61	dusty left third rib	6
#70	dusty left thumb	6
#63	dusty left tibia	6
#61	dusty left twelfth rib	6
#64	dusty left ulna	6
#63	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	6
#57	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	6
#62	dusty right clavicle	6
#73	dusty right eighth rib	6
#62	dusty right eleventh rib	6
#60	dusty right femur	6
#69	dusty right fibula	6
#58	dusty right fifth rib	6
#61	dusty right first front claw	6
#64	dusty right first rear claw	6
#57	dusty right first rib	6
#60	dusty right fourth front claw	6
#63	dusty right fourth rear claw	6
#71	dusty right fourth rib	6
#70	dusty right humerus	6
#69	dusty right kneecap	6
#71	dusty right ninth rib	6
#68	dusty right radius	6
#71	dusty right scapula	6
#65	dusty right second front claw	6
#62	dusty right second rear claw	6
#64	dusty right second rib	6
#62	dusty right seventh rib	6
#64	dusty right sixth rib	6
#63	dusty right tenth rib	6
#63	dusty right third front claw	6
#63	dusty right third rear claw	6
#58	dusty right third rib	6
#69	dusty right thumb	6
#64	dusty right tibia	6
#62	dusty right twelfth rib	6
#71	dusty right ulna	6
#62	dusty sacral vertebrae	6
#65	dusty second caudal vertebra	6
#70	dusty second cervical vertebra	6
#63	dusty second lumbar vertebra	6
#58	dusty second thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	6
#64	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	6
#62	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	6
#70	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	6
#65	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	6
#62	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	6
#68	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	6
#69	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	6
#63	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	6
#69	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	6
#55	dusty third caudal vertebra	6
#57	dusty third cervical vertebra	6
#56	dusty third lumbar vertebra	6
#63	dusty third thoracic vertebra	6
#66	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	6
#284	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#668	eXtreme scarf	2
#946	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#1097	eggnog	12
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#1472	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#124	enchantlers	1
#161	exploding hacky-sack	13
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#374	extra-greasy slider	5
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#189	eyedrops of newt	1
#225	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#798	eyepatch	3
#318	f3d0r4	26
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#327	fake hand	85
#291	false eyelashes	1
#609	fancy bath salts	8
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#138	ferret bait	123
#269	fetid feather	33
#324	fettucini Inconnu	1
#170	fez of etymology	2
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#330	filthy knitted dread sack	18
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#54	fine wine	542
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#608	fish-liver oil	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#272	flaming feather	42
#236	flaming glowsticks	2
#269	flaming talons	31
#235	flaregun	63
#358	flirtatious feather	16
#87	floral print shirt	4
#305	flute of flat champagne	23
#308	foie gras	4
#238	foolscap fool's cap	13
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#364	forest tears	1
#324	frat brats	1
#235	frayed rope belt	6
#153	fricasseed brains	10
#269	frightful feather	37
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#127	frigid ninja stars	423
#156	frilly shirt	4
#173	frozen banquet	13
#340	frozen feather	28
#460	fruitcake	49
#99	funky brass fez	3
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#439	fuzzbump	3
#102	gas balloon	111
#614	gauze garter	1
#391	ghuol egg	43
#389	ghuol egg quiche	3
#350	ghuol guolash	22
#255	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#1073	giant discarded bottlecap	3
#274	gimlet	1
#552	gingerbread bugbear	43
#119	glass of goat's milk	114
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#221	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#271	goat beard	23
#129	goat cheese	286
#347	goat cheese pizza	22
#168	goat cheese taco	1
#608	gob of wet hair	9
#693	golden ring	40
#158	goth kid t-shirt	37
#370	gr8ps	10
#239	grapefruit	37
#189	grapes	61
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