Museum :: Captain Yaksworth

Captain Yaksworth

Rank	Item	Quantity
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#125	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#11	Charleston shoes	2
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
🥈	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#510	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#180	Crimbo train emergency brake	8
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#76	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	8
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#23	Crimbuccaneer lantern	3
#27	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#55	Crimbuccaneer shirt	10
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	19
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#78	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#64	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#40	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#45	Elf Guard fuel tank	2
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#62	Elf Guard honor present	3
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#50	Elf Guard strategic map	2
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
🥇	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#481	LED block	2
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#35	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	4
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#4	Thanksgiving ration	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#44	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	2
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#76	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	7
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#85	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	11
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#226	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#445	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#801	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#280	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#42	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#142	Trainbot slag	17
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#8	Wand of Nagamar	1,111
#32	Yorick	1
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#133	aspirin	6
#119	astronaut ice-cream	4
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#60	ballast turtle	16
#224	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#354	begpwnia	2
#47	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#28	big rock	255
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#20	blue shell	34
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#103	book of facts	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#104	bottlecap turtle	2
#4350	box of sunshine	11
#71	box turtle	8
#22	boxcar turtle	81
#66	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	1
#69	boxed bat wings	1
#36	brown pirate pants	2
#38	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2
#10	bullet necklace	1
#764	bunch of bananas	2
🥈	candy egg deviler	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#105	chrome helmet turtle	3
#731	chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
#67	cigar box turtle	13
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#17	debonair deboner	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#59	dueling turtle	5
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#8	egg gun	1
#7	enchanted eyepatch	899
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#32	free boots	1
#85	freightcake	8
#23	frozen turtle shell	15
#236	fruit bowl	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#64	furry green turtle	8
#248	googly eye	59
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#43	grog nuts	11
#59	guard turtle shell	58
#23	gumshoes	1
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#30	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#488	heart-shaped balloon	11
#37	hedgeturtle	125
#262	helmet turtle	255
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#33	housekeeping automa-core	2
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#12	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	1
#38	ingot turtle	3
#60	irradiated turtle	29
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#33	knobby helmet turtle	21
#37	knobby kneepads	2
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#960	loaded serum blowgun	4
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#141	lost elf luggage	4
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#4	lucky army helmet	1
#16	lucky moai statuette	1
🥈	lucky napkin	1
#124	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	31
#65	massive wrench	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#17	military-grade peppermint oil	54
🥈	moaiball	1
#70	mocking turtle	16
#58	musk turtle	12
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#1038	nanofiber cloth	2
#99	ocarina of space	41
#89	officer's nog	3
#34	oil shell	8
#242	orange peel hat	2
#70	packaged Roman Candelabra	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#61	painted turtle	8
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#50	pet anchor	5
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#88	pigeon egg	34
#222	pile of Trainbot parts	1
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#37	portable Othello set	1
🥈	potato jacket	1
#489	potted fern	1
#51	programmable turtle	21
#57	punching mirror	1
#402	radio button candy	2
#86	red and white claret	2
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#109	salted mutton	3
#67	sawed-off blunderbuss	2
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#119	sewer turtle	2
#40	shocked shell	8
#31	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#75	skeletortoise	5
#175	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
#77	sleeping wereturtle	14
#171	slime convention swag bag	3
#121	soup turtle	1
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#81	stone turtle	1
#6	sugar shillelagh	218
#8	sugar shirt	267
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#1005	theoretical string	7
#298	three-tiered wedding cake	2
#41	time shuriken	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1731	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#4	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#738	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	5
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#218	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#111	torquoise	1
#74	tortoboggan	3
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#366	toy crazy train	27
#424	toy jet pack	19
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#305	toy ray gun	34
#32	toy six-seater hovercraft	3
#318	toy train	7
🥇	train whistle	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#53	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#48	trick coin	3
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#436	turtle pheromones	6
#205	turtle totem	298
#57	turtle-shaped rock	17
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#42	whatsit-covered turtle shell	4
#24	white earbuds	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#96	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1

Wow, that's 4,773 items total!

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