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| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
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| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #34 | Bowl of Scorpions | 36 |
| #572 | CRIMBCO scrip | 330 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #67 | Crimbojito | 5 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #61 | Disgeist | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #134 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #107 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 2 |
| #2145 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #319 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #18 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 6 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #82 | cheer extractor | 6 |
| #37 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 3 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #752 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #9 | contract enforcement stick | 597 |
| #490 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #5 | deadfall branch | 154 |
| #900 | dense meat stack | 7 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #282 | drop of water-37 | 19 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #144 | executive mime flask | 8 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #27 | flask of port | 8 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #807 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #459 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
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| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
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| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
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| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #49 | glistening oyster egg | 13 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #2197 | grue egg | 10 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #155 | liquid ice | 1 |
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| #964 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #1006 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #17 | mafia filofax | 81 |
| #39 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #16 | mafia organizer badge | 9 |
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| #20 | mafia thumb ring | 9 |
| #214 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #99 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #41 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #178 | molten brick | 68 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #131 | nega-mushroom | 13 |
| #10 | negotiatin' hammer | 152 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1945 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #203 | papaya slung | 9 |
| #89 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | pewter claymore | 4 |
| #578 | porquoise | 13 |
| #10 | protection stick | 606 |
| #152 | quantum taco | 209 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #20 | roll of meat | 42 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #13 | scintillating oyster egg | 59 |
| #227 | shiny hood ornament | 4 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #21 | silent J | 12 |
| #61 | silent O | 12 |
| #8 | silent Z | 23 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1543 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #644 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #14 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 135 |
| #16 | stale cheer wine | 122 |
| #7 | steel drivin' hammer | 398 |
| #1005 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2473 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4833 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7012 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7026 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7023 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6329 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1925 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2509 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2234 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #5345 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6995 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2389 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2048 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #378 | stuffing | 24 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #821 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #481 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2141 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2218 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6233 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2113 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6161 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #29 | transparent nog | 9 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #868 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #6 | worksite credentials | 16 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #112 | yellow striped oyster egg | 18 |