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| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
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| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #34 | Bowl of Scorpions | 36 |
| #574 | CRIMBCO scrip | 330 |
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| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
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| #68 | Crimbojito | 5 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #61 | Disgeist | 2 |
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| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
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| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
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| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
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| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #18 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 6 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
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| #71 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #82 | cheer extractor | 6 |
| #38 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 3 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
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| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #9 | contract enforcement stick | 597 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #5 | deadfall branch | 154 |
| #902 | dense meat stack | 7 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #282 | drop of water-37 | 19 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #144 | executive mime flask | 8 |
| #1293 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #25 | flask of port | 8 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
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| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
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| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
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| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #47 | glistening oyster egg | 13 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #2192 | grue egg | 10 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
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| #962 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #16 | mafia filofax | 81 |
| #38 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #16 | mafia organizer badge | 9 |
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| #20 | mafia thumb ring | 9 |
| #213 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #99 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #178 | molten brick | 68 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #131 | nega-mushroom | 13 |
| #11 | negotiatin' hammer | 152 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1939 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #202 | papaya slung | 9 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #88 | pewter claymore | 4 |
| #575 | porquoise | 13 |
| #10 | protection stick | 606 |
| #152 | quantum taco | 209 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #20 | roll of meat | 42 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #13 | scintillating oyster egg | 59 |
| #226 | shiny hood ornament | 4 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #21 | silent J | 12 |
| #61 | silent O | 12 |
| #8 | silent Z | 23 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #645 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #14 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 135 |
| #16 | stale cheer wine | 122 |
| #7 | steel drivin' hammer | 398 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2463 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1918 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2379 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #377 | stuffing | 24 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #29 | transparent nog | 9 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #7 | worksite credentials | 16 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #414 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #112 | yellow striped oyster egg | 18 |