| #49 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 100 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #529 | BURT | 13 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #666 | Crimbuck | 1,417 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #560 | Drowsy Sword | 33 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #347 | FDKOL commendation | 1,000 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #465 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #747 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 36 |
| 🥉 | Meteoid ice beam | 3 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #46 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 2 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #933 | badass belt | 58 |
| #59 | ballast turtle | 17 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #14 | bewitching boots | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #8 | bitter bowtie | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #1050 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #10 | brazen bracelet | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #48 | can-you-dig-it? | 5 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #5 | diabolical crossbow | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #29 | flyest of shirts | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #1140 | grue egg | 23 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #482 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #22 | hyperinflated seal lung | 36 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #10 | molten medallion | 3 |
| #7 | monstrous monocle | 3 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #10 | musty moccasins | 3 |
| #238 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #571 | obsidian dagger | 32 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #6 | pernicious cudgel | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #23 | pig-iron bracers | 5 |
| #42 | pig-iron helm | 4 |
| #18 | pig-iron shinguards | 11 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #6 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 30 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #81 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #72 | severed flipper | 3 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #4 | slime-covered speargun | 3 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #947 | spectre scepter | 33 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #30 | tempura air | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #334 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 29 |
| #21 | wad of cotton | 53 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #79 | water-polo cap | 4 |
| #62 | water-polo mitt | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #389 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |