| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato power sphere | 6 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #325 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #193 | black eyedrops | 4 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #130 | blackberry slippers | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #361 | golden ring | 73 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #490 | mummy wrapping | 17 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #253 | rogue swarmer | 102 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #277 | sawblade fragment | 82 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #239 | unstable laser battery | 83 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |