sillyMoose

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#106"caramel" orange21
#1164-dimensional fez1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#298Baja sopapilla1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#124Barney's rake2
#32Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#29Booke of Vampyric Knowledge6
#44Boulevardier cocktail8
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#45Cajun accordion1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#123Cheer-Up soda4
#571Chroner1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#1045Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#18Crimbo Carol tattoo kit2
#21Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit2
#20Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit2
#70Crimbo Factory surprise box36
#111Crimbo crystal shards1
#35Crimbo dinner34
#215Crimbo food scraps1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#17Crimbo stockings1
#228Crimbo train emergency brake1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#362Crimbonium fuel rod1
#43Crimbosmopolitan28
#1133Crimbuck472
#314D roll4
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#44Ellsbury's skull2
#1689Feynman gate1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#285Friendliness Beverage1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#36Hotwire™ brand candy rope8
#66How to Play Othello9
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#73Instant Karma171
#483Jocko Homo's head4
#156KoL Con 13 T-shirt2
#194LED block8
#21LOLmec statuette4
#48Manual of Lock Picking1
#194Mer-kin cookiestove1
#1507Mob Penguin cellular phone5
#127My First Art of War3
#335New Zealand iced tea3
#119Othello's dagger1
#75Othello's handkerchief2
#96Othello's military jacket1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#879Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#579Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#865Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#153Roman sadnals1
#393Safari Jack's moustache4
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#26Satan hat1
#68Shrubble Bubble1
#28Silly Little Love Song1
#13Slotter1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#181Strix stix7
#176TI-9000 calculator2
#706Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro4
#829Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#804Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#41The Big Book of Every Skill1
#44The Imploded World2
#86The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 11
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#47The Landscaper's leafblower2
#538The Mariachi's guitar case3
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#17The Superconductor's CPU7
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#295Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#833Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#31Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette9
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#235Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette3
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#358Thwaitgold bug statuette3
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#22Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette16
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#416Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#892Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#17Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette6
#1207Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1044Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#100Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#122Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette3
#57Thwaitgold listening bug statuette6
#1072Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#253Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#50Thwaitgold metabug statuette6
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#22Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette6
#127Thwaitgold moth statuette3
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#100Thwaitgold protozoa statuette6
#122Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette12
#899Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette3
#372Thwaitgold scorpion statuette3
#67Thwaitgold slug statuette68
#447Thwaitgold spider statuette6
#1745Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#233Thwaitgold termite statuette52
#129Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#116Trainbot autoassembly module1
#178Trainbot circuitry1
#73Trainbot harness1
#168Trainbot linkages1
#77Trainbot luggage hook1
#166Trainbot optics1
#172Trainbot plating1
#72Trainbot radar monocle1
#163Trainbot servomotors1
#234Trainbot slag1
#176Trainbot tubing1
#148Twelve Night Energy1
#47Twitching Television Tattoo1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#32Yorick1
#157Z-Bone steak6
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#261alien drugs2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#35automatic wine thief1
#45baby bark scorpion1
#364bag of bones3
#49baloney rotgut11
#109banjo kazoo mount1
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#1448battered Crimbo Crate2
#255beavermouth1
#85beholed bedsheet8
#67big glob of skin3
#476big rock1
#152birdbone corset1
#232black Crimbo ball1
#298black and white cracker1
#117blob of Alphredo™4
#142blue grass8
#145blue money bag1
#136blue tulip1
#255boiling seal blood2
#433bone chips30
#5booze drive button1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#133boulder17
#170bowl of Jeal-O4
#166bowl of mernudo1
#47box of bear arms1
#67boxed gumball machine2
#278bread man1
#159bread pie1
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#110bronze handcuffs1
#52bronze polish10
#163brown pixel1
#299buñuelos Jaliscos1
#194cabooze5
#130can of depilatory cream1
#68can of mixed everything2
#58can-you-dig-it?4
#4787candy cane1
#177candy cigarette9
#6candy drive button1
#55candy harmonica7
#1639canteen of wine2
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#19carnivorous potted plant5
#46carton of gaspers15
#508cement sandals2
#78centurion helmet1
#228chakra sludge2
#62charisma potion6
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#128cheer extractor1
#156cheer-o-gram2
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#261chocomotive3
#206cinnamon machine oil1
#159clear Russian1
#35cloning kit72
#283cold seal sweat1
#203collection of tiny spooky objects9
#737corrupted data1
#111cranberry margarita (brackish)10
#235crappy brain4
#53crident8
#127crystal Crimbo goblet1
#119crystal Crimbo platter1
#360crystalline cheer102
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#235cylindrical mold3
#50damp bar rag12
#89deactivated mini-Trainbot2
#142decent brain49
#118depleted Crimbonium football helmet3
#90diluted makeup7
#91discarded swimming trunks1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#310discocktail3
#61dog ointment4
#308donated booze22
#319donated candy20
#255donated food31
#219dregs of a Crimbo cocktail1
#49drive-thru burger7
#213droll monocle2
#57droppable microphone1
#11dropped scrap of paper12
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#66ear poison102
#2833eggnog1
#266eggwater1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#86electric pants4
#277electrical thingamabob17
#1458elven limbos gingerbread3
#1910elven cellocello5
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1560elven suicide capsule10
#66ert grey goo ring14
#36essential cameraderie4
#58essential soy2
#99essential tofu1
#377evil googly eye11
#297executive mime flask1
#107extremely confusing manual1
#187fat bottom quark10
#1553felt4
#47festive egg sac4
#1427festive holiday hat1
#43filthy monkey head15
#188fishelada1
#296flan del mar1
#21flapper floppers1
#309flask of tainted mining oil2
#59flat cider1
#88fleshy putty17
#661floaty sand10
#84flyest of shirts1
#54foam pistol1
#307foetid seal tear1
#8food drive button1
#155freightcake6
#123fried air1
#17fruit bat1
#3427fruitcake1
#879fudgecule185
#158future drug: Coolscaline5
#156future drug: Muscularactum5
#160future drug: Smartinex5
#33fuzzy polar bear ears1
#128ghost beer3
#92ghostly dagger1
#15gilded trumpet1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#157gladiator tunica1
#182glass of herbal tequila5
#156glob of salty molasses2
#154gold tooth2
#82golden fleece5
#2538golden ring5
🥇goo magnet1
#150good brain280
#1547googly eye5
#324gooified animal matter1
#310gooified mineral matter1
#312gooified vegetable matter1
#65government booze shipment1
#69government candy shipment1
#241government cheese3
#68government food shipment1
#232grass clippings1
#1386gray bow tie1
#199green and red bean1
#61grip key3
#23gumshoes1
#80hair oil1
#163hamlet sandwich20
#46hand of cards15
#17hand-crafted candy cane1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#176handful of crafty noodles2
#153hawk1
#31head-mounted Trainbot1
#114heavy crown10
#134hep waders1
#69hermedisiac cologne1
#1766herringcello5
#894high-resistance ultrapolymer plating2
#188honey-drenched ham slice1
#176hot watered rum1
#36huge Crimbo cookie10
#313hushed puppy1
#39iFlail1
#1069iGoogly8
#27iShield1
#58imported lemon lozenge1
#150impure gasoline6
#129industrially-crushed ice1
#148intact anemone spike2
#691invisible bag1
#91invisible potion1
#243jive turkey leg1
#37kelp-holly gun1
#2078killing feather17
#376kiwi1
#248kiwi beak1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#67lab-grown meat37
#2880laser-broiled pear3
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#115lawnmower blade2
#31leg-mounted Trainbots1
#208legitimate business on the beach6
#871length of string12
#222liquid SONAR1
#203liquid shifting time weirdness1
#988lollipop stick1
#169lost elf luggage1
#137lucky cat's paw1
#37lump of goofball ore23
#80machetito2
#156madius1
#1597mafia aria4
#361magical pony: Dusk Shiny4
#613magical pony: Pearjack1
#368magical pony: Rosey Cake4
#653magical pony: Shutterfly1
#506magical pony: Spectrum Dash2
#342magical pony: Uniquity4
#72meatball1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#183mime eraser1
#73mime pocket probe1
#580mime soul fragment1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#92miming gloves1
#23miniature goose mask1
#115minin' dynamite9
#217moist Crimbo spices1
#239mooseflank1
#181mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine1
#328muffled muffuletta1
#163multi-level marzipan4
#866mummy costume3
#106muskox-skin cap1
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#601nanofiber cloth8
#143nastygeist3
#291nega-mushroom1
#267negative lump32
#647night-vision goggles3
#20ninjammies1
#217non-aged vinegar2
#174ojo de pez burrito1
#288oldcake1
#137outlaw bandana1
#183overloaded micro-reactor3
#1756oversized fish scaler2
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#1159pair of bolt cutters2
#1682passable elf mask1
#1585penguin focaccia bread8
#1044penguin thesaurus4
#169peppermint eel sauce1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#61peppermint spine1
#92peppermint-scented socks4
🥈personalizable gingerbread cookie969
#812petrified wood4
#224pile of Trainbot parts1
#69ping-pong ball301
#52ping-pong paddle1
#135pitted sheet metal8
#28pixel chain whip1
#226pixel cross1
#227pixel holy water1
#66pixel morning star1
#31pixel orb3
#61pixel whip1
#1019pixellated candy heart8
#183pixellated moneybag3
#134plaid cowboy hat1
#264plain candy cane1
#294plastic cup of beer2
#276plastic ingot10
#133pocket ace1
#502pocketwatch on a chain6
#105pointy red hat4
#834poison pen2
#110poisonous caviar6
#101poisonsettia19
#1721polyalloy shield2
#18poncho de azucar1
#37portable Othello set1
#16portable ping-pong table3
#62portable steam unit2
#158portable table1
#57potato alarm clock3
#85powdered powdered sugar6
#68prescription teeth whitener1
#25pressurized potion of possessiveness1
#302primitive candy cane1
#88projectile chemistry set18
#73pteruges1
#901pumpkinhead mask4
#26quantum of familiar12
#37quirky accordion1
#167rack of dinosaur ribs1
#140radiator heater shield1
#203raisin2
#144rattler rattle4
#402really dense meat stack16
#80really nice lump of coal1
#56red coin1
#130red money bag5
🥈red plumber's boots1
#112red tulip1
#22respected companion biscuit20
🥇ring1
#1342robotronic egg13
#1172[2108]rock2
#76rockfish stomach10
#2423rogue swarmer10
#230rose2
#80rotten tomato1
#263runny fermented egg1
#181runny icing1
#98rusted-out shootin' iron2
#175salt plum1
#55salt plum sake1
#141salt wages17
#164salty gumdrop1
#2502sawblade fragment5
#168scotch on the rocks1
#71self-repairing earmuffs5
#79shadow bread1
#57shadow brick1
#69shadow flame1
#70shadow fluid1
#60shadow glass1
#57shadow ice1
#66shadow nectar1
#72shadow sausage1
#61shadow sinew1
#73shadow skin1
#58shadow stick1
#66shadow venom1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#17shining star cap1
#206shot of mescal4
#32shoulder-mounted Trainbot1
#326shushed potatoes1
#57silent E1
#203silent I1
#113silent L2
#191silent M1
#190silent O2
#34silent S2
#67silent Y1
#233silent pea shooter1
#90silver cow skull1
#71silver keg1
#28silver table-scraper1
#160six tiny wedges of goat cheese11
#29skeleton beans32
#185sleeve deuce5
#18sneakeasies1
#19snowpack1
#205soggy gingerbread chunk1
#140solid gold bowling ball132
#48soyburger juice10
#224space beast fur1
#176space junk7
🥈spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#238spirit gum3
#869spooky bark4
#1094spooky felt7
#120spooky lasso7
#937spooky length of string10
#766spooky sap8
#625spooky stuffing9
#593spooky toy wheel9
#862spooky wooden block7
#146spoonful of Linguine-Os3
#34spray chrome20
#907squirming egg sac2
#219stale Cheer-E-Os1
#219stale cheer wine1
#138steamed oyster1
#551stick4
#167stink-penny5
#71strange helix fossil1
#1412stringy sinew4
#2075stuffed Baron von Ratsworth11
#5208stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#5264stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#2066stuffed Meat11
#6270stuffed angry cow4
#5812stuffed astral badger5
#5283stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#7694stuffed cocoabo2
#22stuffed dinosaur2
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#7024stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#4590stuffed hand turkey8
#1568stuffed key18
#7004stuffed mind flayer3
#1948stuffed mink13
#1919stuffed monocle14
#113stuffed red and green pepper (stale)10
#6374stuffed scary death orb4
#1923stuffed shoulder parrot9
#5158stuffed snowy owl6
#6998stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#1167stuffed spooky mushroom7
#7776stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#1903stuffed teddy butler14
#2090stuffed tin of caviar11
#1375stuffed treasure chest24
#7019stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#1138stuffing7
#1546sturdy Crimbo crate2
#29sun-dried tofu14
#56super-absorbent tarp3
#160super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)2
#1487support cummerbund1
#55synthetic rock2
#701synthetic stuffing7
#212tangled mass of creepy pasta1
#144tarnished bottlecap3
#48tempura green and red bean1
#68the Crymbich Manuscript2
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#1005theoretical string7
#181thick walrus blubber1
#122third ear2
#155throwing candy3
#17tinsel orb1
#189tiny bomb1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#27tiny glowing red nose1
#53tiny goth giant2
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#37tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#825tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#797tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#38tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare2
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#6123tiny plastic angry goat2
#8255tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6146tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8178tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#8100tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#38tiny plastic dining car1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#53tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#8154tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8192tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6160tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#8063tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8131tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8072tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8104tiny plastic levitating potato1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#8116tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#41tiny plastic passenger car1
#4347tiny plastic pastamancer1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#6204tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#6170tiny plastic star starfish2
#4483tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#53totally sweet mohawk helmet8
#883toy hoverpad10
#1197toy wheel5
#25traditional Crimbo cookie45
🥇train whistle1
#276transparent nog1
#96trout fang2
#172twitching time capsule1
#268unfinished fruitcake1
#77unidentifiable dried fruit1
#143unidentified drink3
#99universal biscuit19
#186unquiet spirits5
#116unsanitized scalpel1
#2721unstable laser battery4
#183unused soap1
#111vampire pellet2
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#172viral DNA2
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#598warbear whosit9
#252warehouse key1
#181waterlogged cloth1
#178waterlogged leather1
#175waterlogged metal1
#173waterlogged stuffing1
#137waterlogged wood1
#105wet venom duct3
#209whiskey in a broken glass4
#206white Crimbo ball1
#28white arm towel1
#24white earbuds1
#126white money bag2
#125white tulip1
#615witch hat1
#949wolfman mask2
#429wooden block7
#36wooly loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#194yule gruel1
#125yule hatchet2
#256zombie pineal gland18

Wow, that's 5,384 items total!

what items are this player missing?