| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #526 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #75 | Feynman gate | 163 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #423 | batgut | 54 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #460 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #78 | capacitor relay | 160 |
| #83 | carbon nanotube frame | 159 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #174 | eldritch effluvium | 194 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1015 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #204 | felt | 38 |
| #478 | fire | 11 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #153 | googly eye | 86 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #489 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #89 | ion grid | 165 |
| #402 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #130 | length of string | 83 |
| #76 | logic synthesizer | 181 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #24 | plexiglass pants | 9 |
| #23 | plexiglass pendant | 7 |
| #18 | plexiglass pikestaff | 11 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #289 | prehistoric spear | 13 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #177 | ratgut | 32 |
| #621 | razor-sharp can lid | 10 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #119 | spangly mariachi vest | 3 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #158 | stick-on-a-string | 25 |
| #592 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #101 | stuffing | 83 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #71 | synthetic stuffing | 216 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1280 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #809 | tiny plastic star starfish | 21 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #387 | toothsome rock | 27 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #108 | toy wheel | 75 |
| #1379 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #267 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #202 | yo | 44 |