| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #528 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #74 | Feynman gate | 163 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #423 | batgut | 54 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #460 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #78 | capacitor relay | 160 |
| #83 | carbon nanotube frame | 159 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #177 | eldritch effluvium | 194 |
| #900 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1021 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #205 | felt | 38 |
| #481 | fire | 11 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #537 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #157 | googly eye | 86 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1561 | herringcello | 10 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #489 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #89 | ion grid | 165 |
| #401 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #130 | length of string | 83 |
| #76 | logic synthesizer | 181 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #24 | plexiglass pants | 9 |
| #23 | plexiglass pendant | 7 |
| #18 | plexiglass pikestaff | 11 |
| #73 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #290 | prehistoric spear | 13 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #177 | ratgut | 32 |
| #625 | razor-sharp can lid | 10 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #207 | red money bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #190 | silent O | 2 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #120 | spangly mariachi vest | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #158 | stick-on-a-string | 25 |
| #593 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #101 | stuffing | 83 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #71 | synthetic stuffing | 216 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1670 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1420 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1494 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #811 | tiny plastic star starfish | 21 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #386 | toothsome rock | 27 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #108 | toy wheel | 75 |
| #1380 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #202 | yo | 44 |