Museum :: Bizarro Murphy

Bizarro Murphy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#621	9-ball	1
#1339	Amulet of Yendor	2
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2706	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#2772	Boss Bat britches	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#169	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#704	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#172	Mr. Accessory	1
#92	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#519	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#791	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#2657	Rock Pops	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1607	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#1952	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2958	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1078	asparagus knife	1
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1194	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1923	awful poetry journal	1
#357	bätzle	1
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3122	badass belt	14
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#429	balaclava	1
#631	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#310	balloon sword	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#366	barskin hat	1
#185	barskin tent	1
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#901	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#97	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#230	bat haggis	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#784	beertini	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#211	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2664	black striped oyster egg	1
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1032	bloody beer	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#620	bloody mary	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#379	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#212	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#623	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1058	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2704	brick	1
#748	briefcase	1
#625	broken sword	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1108	can of Red Minotaur	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1140	candied kobold	1
#56	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2873	candied yams	1
#856	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#174	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#214	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#252	cheap wind-up clock	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#662	cherry	1
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#508	chintzy noodle ring	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#821	chopsticks	1
#688	chorizo brownies	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#121	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#247	cold hi mein	1
#780	cold ninja mask	1
#155	cologne of contempt	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#168	cool mushroom casserole	1
#199	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#163	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#586	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#263	deck of tropical cards	2
#808	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#466	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#374	denim axe	1
#58	dental pliers	1
#590	deodorant	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1844	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#343	dishrag	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#1638	doll house	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#395	double daisy	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#99	dripping meat sword	1
#265	dry martini	1
#211	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#1736	easter egg balloon	13
#947	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#2835	eggnog	1
#541	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#253	especially salty dog	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#469	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#848	fancy bath salts	1
#3838	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#324	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#999	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1759	fire	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#322	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#907	flaregun	1
#169	flat mushroom wine	1
#151	floral print shirt	2
#274	flower petal pie	1
#860	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#429	foie gras	1
#789	foolscap fool's cap	1
#265	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#364	forest tears	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#196	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#426	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#603	fuzzbump	1
#3215	fuzzy dice	2
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#256	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#79	giant cheesestick	1
#1639	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2410	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1518	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#641	giant moxie weed	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3936	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#210	gingham blouse	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1493	gloomy black mushroom	1
#366	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#144	gnatwing earring	1
#154	gnauga hide buckler	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#295	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#169	goat cheese taco	1
#824	gob of wet hair	1
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1908	green beer	1
#347	green pixel potion	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#595	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#547	grog	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#869	guitar pick	1
#981	guy made of bee pollen	1
#654	hair spray	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#374	halfberd	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#329	hamethyst necklace	1
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#210	handful of drink tickets	1
#1279	handful of hand chalk	1
#604	handsomeness potion	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#539	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#893	hemp string	1
#372	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2512	herbal stuffing	1
#604	hermit permit	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#317	hippy herbal tea	1
#187	homeopathic healing powder	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#256	hot buttered roll	1
#61	hot cross bow	1
#267	hot hi mein	1
#357	hot pink lipstick	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#604	huge spoon	1
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#277	ice stein	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1604	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1092	ice-cold six-pack	1
#206	iced-out bling	2
#273	icy mushroom wine	1
#424	icy-hot katana	1
#135	imitation nice watch	1
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#669	inkwell	1
#604	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#193	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#684	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1195	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#1885	joybuzzer	1
#542	jug-o-magicalness	1
#558	jumbo olive	1
#187	jumping bean burrito	1
#184	ketchup	1
#909	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2061	kite	1
#374	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#145	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#304	kumquat	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#633	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2179	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2029	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
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