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| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #144 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #116 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |