| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
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| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #21 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 190 |
| #20 | LCD game: Food Eater | 205 |
| #28 | LCD game: Garbage River | 152 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #46 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #228 | Misty Cape | 6 |
| #211 | Misty Cloak | 6 |
| #194 | Misty Robe | 9 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #62 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 9 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #705 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 142 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #632 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #685 | barrrnacle | 20 |
| #51 | black greaves | 78 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #889 | box of sunshine | 295 |
| 🥇 | breadwand | 6,117 |
| #476 | cocoa egg | 19 |
| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #103 | freshwater pearl necklace | 10 |
| #810 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #653 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #13 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #160 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 16 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #51 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #145 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 10 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #124 | single atom | 1 |
| #331 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2792 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1800 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6851 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #924 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6334 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1146 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2266 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2161 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #2715 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2013 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2787 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1992 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #5784 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #873 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #39 | zombie dinosaur egg | 3 |