| #37 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,480 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1183 | Crimbuck | 413 |
| #174 | Crown of the Goblin King | 112 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #618 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #181 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 36 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #95 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #61 | baconstone | 103 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #633 | badass belt | 78 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #960 | box of sunshine | 259 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #256 | canteen of wine | 98 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #118 | denim axe | 4 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #137 | drywall axe | 93 |
| #1069 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #479 | elven limbos gingerbread | 29 |
| #517 | elven moonshine | 20 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #920 | empty agua de vida bottle | 36 |
| #657 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #109 | fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #178 | giant discarded bottlecap | 28 |
| #266 | giant discarded plastic fork | 35 |
| #135 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 32 |
| #242 | giant pinky ring | 63 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #463 | gob of wet hair | 20 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #373 | gray bow tie | 19 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #65 | hamethyst | 99 |
| #1269 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #178 | hobo nickel | 1,669 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1969 | killing feather | 20 |
| #740 | knuckle sandwich | 24 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #764 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #255 | patent leather shoes | 26 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #56 | porquoise | 100 |
| #176 | pulsing flesh | 16 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #134 | rigid carapace | 23 |
| #245 | robotronic egg | 99 |
| #1697 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #74 | roll of toilet paper | 1,413 |
| #400 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| #75 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #255 | shiny ring | 94 |
| #444 | solid gold bowling ball | 42 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1035 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #834 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #456 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #502 | strange shiny disc | 9 |
| #466 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #144 | twitching claw | 23 |
| #1169 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1890 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |