| #37 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #253 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,480 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1185 | Crimbuck | 413 |
| #172 | Crown of the Goblin King | 112 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #722 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #616 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1207 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #181 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 36 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #94 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #61 | baconstone | 103 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #633 | badass belt | 78 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #477 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #960 | box of sunshine | 259 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #256 | canteen of wine | 98 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #118 | denim axe | 4 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #137 | drywall axe | 93 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #479 | elven limbos gingerbread | 29 |
| #517 | elven moonshine | 20 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #919 | empty agua de vida bottle | 36 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #109 | fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #176 | giant discarded bottlecap | 28 |
| #266 | giant discarded plastic fork | 35 |
| #135 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 32 |
| #242 | giant pinky ring | 63 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #537 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #464 | gob of wet hair | 20 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #374 | gray bow tie | 19 |
| #586 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #65 | hamethyst | 99 |
| #1270 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #178 | hobo nickel | 1,669 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #740 | knuckle sandwich | 24 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #256 | patent leather shoes | 26 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #56 | porquoise | 100 |
| #176 | pulsing flesh | 16 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #134 | rigid carapace | 23 |
| #245 | robotronic egg | 99 |
| #1697 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #74 | roll of toilet paper | 1,413 |
| #402 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| #74 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #788 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #255 | shiny ring | 94 |
| #445 | solid gold bowling ball | 42 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1033 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #456 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #502 | strange shiny disc | 9 |
| #466 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #144 | twitching claw | 23 |
| #1170 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1890 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |