| #29 | 4-dimensional guitar | 134 |
| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #638 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #943 | Crown of the Goblin King | 26 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #75 | Disco Banjo | 8 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #235 | Game Grid ticket | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #55 | Knob Goblin steroids | 400 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #60 | acoustic guitarrr | 82 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #2036 | badass belt | 26 |
| #149 | banjo strings | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #28 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 3 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #799 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
| #1153 | box of sunshine | 190 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #5 | chiptune guitar | 66 |
| #267 | chloroform rag | 12 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #328 | cream stout | 7 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #754 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #730 | disco ball | 29 |
| #827 | disco mask | 18 |
| #475 | divine blowout | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #998 | duct tape | 21 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #298 | enormous belt buckle | 10 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #512 | fat stacks of cash | 13 |
| #755 | flaregun | 4 |
| #205 | flimsy clipboard | 3 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #323 | frilly skirt | 11 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #742 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #448 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 10 |
| #372 | giant foam finger | 4 |
| #794 | giant pinky ring | 17 |
| #605 | green candy heart | 13 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #437 | green clay bead | 16 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1187 | grue egg | 22 |
| 🥈 | guitar pick | 22,030 |
| #14 | half-sized guitar | 79 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #27 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 72 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #729 | lavender candy heart | 8 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #700 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #518 | paperclip | 74 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| 🥇 | piercing post | 38,740 |
| #324 | pile of dusty animal bones | 16 |
| #719 | pink candy heart | 8 |
| #98 | pink candygram | 8 |
| #330 | pink clay bead | 41 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #50 | plastic guitar | 78 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #469 | portable photocopier | 13 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #299 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #952 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1397 | saucepan | 4 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #64 | special sauce glove | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #16 | spooky hockey mask | 63 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #334 | stuffed doppelshifter | 43 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #933 | stuffed gray blob | 21 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #47 | stuffed zmobie | 101 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #745 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #513 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #582 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 13 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #486 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 14 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #592 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #589 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #185 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 3 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #194 | white Canadian | 18 |
| #890 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #139 | white candygram | 4 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #358 | worthless knick-knack | 17 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #72 | ye olde golde frontes | 3 |
| #882 | yellow candy heart | 8 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |