| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #10 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1517 | Crimbuck | 174 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #6 | Jarlsberg's pan | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1111 | badass belt | 49 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #178 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #50 | bow | 7 |
| #1400 | box of sunshine | 129 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥇 | chorizo brownies | 425,786 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1099 | grue egg | 24 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #15 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | knuckle sandwich | 81,185 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | mylar scout drone | 9,435 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #831 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #32 | rubber nubbin | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥇 | space beast fur | 1,982 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #352 | strange shiny disc | 11 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |