zeroflexflyer

RankItemQuantity
#85"DRINK ME" potion600
#6537x37x37 puzzle cube100
#200Aluminum Epsilon of Humility2
#620Angry Farmer candy100
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#275BURT100
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#173Blue Diamond of Honesty3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#14Boss Drops200
#20Bowl of Scorpions100
#58CSA all-purpose soap100
#74CSA bravery badge100
#55CSA cheerfulness ration210
#67CSA discount card200
#83CSA fire-starting kit300
#57CSA obedience grenade300
#71CSA scoutmaster's "water"200
#56Camp Scout pup tent300
#6Candicaine100
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#585Crimbo Credit2
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#194Crimbo fudge100
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#50Crimbo salad9
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#206Crimbonium fuel rod9
#53Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision2
#62Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping2
#47Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency2
#109Crimbot battery16
#118Crimbot schematic: Big Head42
#186Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel2
#164Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder2
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#142Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso3
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#147Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs31
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#139Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise30
#221Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis5
#127Crimbot schematic: Power Arm37
#138Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker11
#14Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt1
#120Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun40
#163Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet8
#146Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis29
#195Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet2
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#595Dyspepsi-Cola100
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#34Flaskfull of Hollow1,000
#62Frown Exerciser1
#19GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine700
#54Genalen™ Bottle100
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#655Green Clover of Justice3
#291Imp Ale700
#293Iron Beta of Industry32
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#126Knob Goblin firecracker200
#162Knob Goblin pants100
#17Lava Miner's Daughter1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#333Mad Train wine300
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#28Mayo de Mayo™ mayo10
#52McMillicancuddy's Special Lager200
#102Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs100
#398Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub100
#107Milk Studs100
#123Monstar energy beverage100
#269Mountain Stream soda100
#427Nickel Gamma of Frugality14
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#16Psycho From The Heat1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#300Ram's Face Lager100
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#25Skully's hot chocolate4
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#945Summer Nights1
#90Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword2
#139Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro119
#147Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita122
#153Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco114
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#477Tasty Fun Good rice candy100
#24The Big Book of Communism1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#13The Firegate Tapes1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#741Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette6
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#372Thwaitgold maggot statuette11
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#231Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette15
#371Thwaitgold scorpion statuette3
#672Thwaitgold spider statuette3
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1042Thwaitgold termite statuette2
#105Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette5
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#625Yellow Moon of Compassion5
#153Zinc Delta of Tranquility8
#60adder100
#118alien drugs22
#182alien force field disruptor bean2
#109alien protein powder1
#53alien source code printout9
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#102all-purpose cleaner100
#89ancient Magi-Wipes200
#52ancient poisoned dart100
#98ancient protein powder100
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#51ant agonist100
#125augmented-reality shades1
#628awful poetry journal100
#149bag of Cheat-Os100
#67bag of GORF300
#61bag of GORP400
#129bag of W&Ws100
#44bag of grain2
#69bag of gross foreign snacks100
#98bag of park garbage100
#31bark rootbeer15
#183bat wing100
#187batgut200
#116beautiful rainbow3
#149beer bomb300
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#68bit-o-cactus100
#180black pixel200
#186blackberry100
#137blank diary1
#345blind-packed capsule toy10
#355blind-packed die-cast metal toy4
#57blood-drive sticker2
#484blue pixel100
#29boilermaker100
#107bottle of Monsieur Bubble100
#169bottle of rum500
#58bottled day4
#155bowl of cottage cheese200
#116box of Dweebs100
#273boxed wine100
#29brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings200
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#39bread line11
#88briefcase200
#55bronzed locust100
#98bubble-wrap simulator10
#31bubblin' crude1,300
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#26buffed alien drugs1
#213bum cheek100
#21bundle of "fragrant" herbs2
#98bunny liver100
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#20can of Swiller400
#299can of V-111
#433candied bolts4
#177candied nuts6
#86canopic jar200
#98carbonated soy milk100
#128catgut100
#68centipede eggs100
#723chaos butterfly100
#195choco-Crimbot5
#21circle drum1
#31coarse hemp socks1
#91cocktail napkin100
#180coconut shell400
#71communal gobstopper7
#56compression stocking100
#91confusing LED clock100
#123cookie cookie5
#49corked genie bottle1
#180cranberries200
#15crappy brain900
#68cruelty-free wine100
#63d10100
#67d12100
#50d20100
#39d4100
#45d6100
#52d8100
#14decent brain1,900
#56delicious star salad2
#172demon skin100
#343dense meat stack500
#131desiccated apricot100
#254dirty hobo gloves100
#251disco horoscope (Aquarius)2
#105disco horoscope (Aries)12
#169disco horoscope (Cancer)6
#147disco horoscope (Capricorn)8
#211disco horoscope (Gemini)3
#209disco horoscope (Leo)3
#151disco horoscope (Libra)8
#151disco horoscope (Pisces)7
#176disco horoscope (Sagittarius)6
#167disco horoscope (Scorpio)6
#146disco horoscope (Taurus)7
#188disco horoscope (Virgo)4
#180disease100
#123disintegrating quill pen100
#159dry noodles1,100
#344electrical thingamabob10
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#32elf ploughshare1
#83elven hardtack100
#20elven tambourine1
#60emergency margarita2
#144empty Cloaca-Cola bottle100
#43enchanted bean200
#257ennui-flavored potato chips200
#12faded green protest sign3
#17faded red protest sign2
#119fancy bath salts200
#95ferret bait200
🥈festive warbear bank1
#103filthy poultice100
#20firebomb300
#188fish-liver oil100
#129fitness wristband1
#140flask of mining oil20
#37flask of tainted mining oil420
#147flute of flat champagne100
#88forbidden sausage3
#229frigid ninja stars200
#225fruitcake100
#130funky dried mushroom100
#521furry fur100
#11gamma nog515
#118gas balloon100
#184gauze garter100
#82ghuol ears300
#91ghuol egg300
#68ghuol guolash200
#259gingerbread bugbear100
#82gingerbread robot8
#98gnatwing100
#124gob of wet hair300
#28good brain2,500
#89government1
#111government cheese32
#134government-issued night-vision goggles3
#84gr8ps100
🥉green face paint1
#440green pixel100
#54grilled cheese sandwich1
#18groose grease200
#76haggis-infused soap100
#35handful of Smithereens400
#211handful of hand chalk200
#54handful of sand700
#83handful of sawdust100
#42handful of walnuts200
#472heavy D100
#267hellseal claw100
#221hellseal whisker100
#33hemp candy necklace13
#283high-energy mining laser1
#259hill of beans100
#64honey-dipped locust100
#185hot katana blade100
#227hot wing400
#413ice-cold Willer100
#37imitation White Russian100
#101inkwell100
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#64java cookie8
#75ketchup hound200
#63leathery bat skin200
#90leathery cat skin200
#223lemon300
#129lihc eye200
#102lime200
#432line100
#156little paper umbrella700
#23little red book1
#109loaf of alien bread1
#220loose teeth300
#45lost key100
#36lump of Brituminous coal1,000
#138magical ice cubes600
#66magicberry tablets100
#379meat paste100
#167meat stack400
#369meat vortex100
#118megatofu100
#35melted Jell-o shot200
#369metallic A100
#84molotov cocktail cocktail100
#109moxie weed300
#101mummy wrapping300
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#69natural fennel soda100
🥉nest egg1
#10neutron lollipop501
#27nuclear stockpile2
#100nugget of Crimbonium51
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#41orcish hand lotion100
#41orcish nailing lube100
#44orcish rubber100
#353original G200
#50overloaded micro-reactor126
#111pair of government shades5
#154peppermint tailings167
#213perl necklace3
#147petit 4.15
#69petit fortran7
#499phonics down100
#306photoprotoneutron torpedo100
#14pickled egg100
#59pile of dusty animal bones200
#76pill cup100
#48pitted sheet metal127
#276plastic ingot10
#554plot hole100
#42pocket maze2
#58pool torpedo100
#438powdered candy sushi set4
#403probability potion100
#419procrastination potion100
#18pulled blue taffy400
#20pulled green taffy200
#17pulled indigo taffy200
#37pulled orange taffy200
#20pulled red taffy418
#33pulled violet taffy400
#19pulled yellow taffy100
#301radiation-resistant helmet1
#275radium-flavored potato chips200
#147rat appendix100
#131razor-sharp can lid200
#43red ale9
#29red armband1
#60red button200
#93red class ring200
🥉red face paint1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#30rocket fuel15
#445roll of toilet paper200
#36ruby on canes7
#224sake bomb100
#66sausage without a cause2
#514scroll of drastic healing100
#173scrumptious reagent800
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#232sewer nuggets100
#44shady shades2
#119shard of double-ice100
#66shiny stones200
#58silver face paint2
#142six pack of Mountain Stream100
#42skeleton300
#111skeleton bone800
#72slice of pizza100
#213slime-soaked brain1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#95smart skull300
#138smart watch1
#168snifter of thoroughly aged brandy100
#661soft green echo eyedrop antidote100
#34soggy used band-aid100
#162sonar-in-a-biscuit100
#34space bar1
#34space beast fur18
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#8space beast fur whip2
#23space heater1
#39space invader1
#162space junk10
#26space needle1
#138space port1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#55sparking robo-battery125
#200spider web300
#123spooky shrunken head100
#47squeaky toy rose2
#61stealth bomber1
#27still-beating spleen15
#153strawberry200
#104strongness elixir100
#80stunt nuts100
#115suntan lotion of moxiousness100
#558super-spiky hair gel100
#373sweet mochi ball9
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#114t8r tots100
#156taco shell100
#56tankard of ale100
#89tattered scrap of paper100
#87tequila grenade100
#709thin black candle100
#65thistle wine100
#444tiny house400
#2216tiny plastic Cheshire bat8
#145tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#59tiny plastic Crimbot2
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#472tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#135tiny plastic MechaElf2
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#151tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku2
#68tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart2
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#147tiny plastic animelf2
#3365tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#3949tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2857tiny plastic cocoabo6
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#60tiny plastic exo-suited miner2
#2535tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#3328tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3312tiny plastic grue5
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#2201tiny plastic killer bee8
#3335tiny plastic leprechaun5
#2520tiny plastic levitating potato7
#4848tiny plastic mosquito3
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2494tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#1814tiny plastic sauceror3
#1033tiny plastic seal clubber5
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2036tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton9
#2847tiny plastic stab bat6
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#147tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#370tomato100
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#63tube of dread wax100
#25twitching space egg1
#6ultrafondue100
#110unidentified jerky300
#133unrefined Mountain Stream syrup100
#365useless powder400
#223valuable trinket400
#167viking helmet100
#59vintage smart drink2
#236warbear accoutrements chunk15
#75warbear battery31
#105warbear bearserker potion15
#320warbear beeping telegram3
#124warbear foil hat2
#227warbear gyrocopter4
#228warbear helm fragment15
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#30warbear liquid overcoat63
#247warbear metalworking primer4
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#364warbear procedural hilarity drone2
#351warbear robo-camouflage unit2
#369warbear sequential gaiety distribution system2
#35warbear thermoregulator bread18
#224warbear trouser fragment15
#129warbear wardance potion12
#218warbear whosit792
#117water pipe bomb700
#73water purification pills300
#44watered-down Red Minotaur100
#70weird gazelle steak2
#247wintergreen-flavored potato chips200
#506yeti fur200

Wow, that's 53,950 items total!

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