Museum :: derpherp

derpherp

Rank	Item	Quantity
#129	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	14
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#480	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#55	Blizzards I Have Died In	9
#93	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
#210	Blood Light	21
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#56	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#78	Coily™	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1653	Drowsy Sword	5
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#699	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#105	Gummy Brains	4
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#489	Instant Karma	11
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#54	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	11
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#133	Let Me Be!	9
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#2517	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#44	Maxing, Relaxing	12
#73	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	31
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#105	Morto Moreto	1
#57	Mr. Joe's bangles	19
🥇	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#92	Muschat	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#126	Nightstalker perfume	24
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#50	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#16	Oscus's garbage can lid	3
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#1231	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#96	Rattlin' Chains	4
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#58	Silver Bullet beer	35
#158	Summer Nights	6
#77	Sweet Sword	5
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#99	Temps Tempranillo	1
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#4	The Necbromancer's Hat	3
#5	The Necbromancer's Shorts	3
#7	The Necbromancer's Stein	3
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#102	The Ring	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#130	Travels with Jerry	7
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5055	badass belt	5
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#115	banana	69
#17	banana cream pie	69
#13	banana daiquiri	69
#8	banana milkshake	69
#81	banana peel	69
#25	banana smoothie	69
#9	banana spritzer	69
#968	bananagate	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#162	bed of coals	5
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#195	bite-me-red lipstick	102
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#64	blammer	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#70	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#71	bobcat grenade	1
#53	boozebomb	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#2995	bottle of goofballs	5
#80	bowl of fishysoisse	10
🥇	bowl of oriole's nest soup	3
#134	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#3072	box of sunshine	27
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#67	broken clock	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
🥈	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	111
#6	bugged balaclava	111
#8	bugged beanie	111
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#96	caustic slime nodule	4
#126	chainsaw chain	6
#20	chamoisole	4
#90	cheezburger	1
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#56	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#65	cool cat claw	1
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#71	cool jelly donut	1
#57	corncob pipe	20
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#58	crown-shaped beanie	5
#47	crusty hula hoop	10
#123	cup of infinite pencils	12
#281	cursed scrunchie	2
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#61	dethklok	1
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#273	drum of pomade	4
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#1117	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#79	filth-encrusted futon	8
#79	flamin' bindle	7
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#68	forbidden danish	1
#54	frayed rope belt	21
#31	freezin' bindle	11
#64	frigid air mattress	8
#741	frigid fudgepuck	1
#502	frigid mote	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#66	frozen danish	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#220	fudgesicle	1
#153	funhouse mirror	6
#78	furry halo	1
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#25	ghost protocol	23
#238	ghost trap	5
#23	ghostly body paint	125
#139	giant green gummi bear	1
#174	giant green gummi ingot	1
#136	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#133	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#65	glacial clock	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#372	gloomy black mushroom	8
#394	goat	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#80	graveyard snowglobe	1
#244	green drunki-bear	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#178	grinning turtle	1
#6	grisly shield	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#5341	grue egg	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#198	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#47	hammerus	1
#3459	handful of confetti	5
#67	hardened slime belt	2
#79	hardened slime hat	2
#80	hardened slime pants	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#984	heart of the volcano	5
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#160	holiday log	1
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#82	hopping socks	4
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#700	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#1068	jerky coins	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#85	kumquartz ring	1
#98	lawn dart	5
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#86	letterman's jacket	3
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#132	lucky bottlecap	12
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#383	maple leaf	1
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#229	necrotizing body spray	41
🥉	nest egg	1
#49	noxious gas grenade	1
#2265	obsidian dagger	4
#69	occult jelly donut	1
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#153	old school flying disc	3
#70	oversized snowflake	1
#92	oyster egg balloon	3
#739	pack of pogs	10
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#185	panhandle panhandling hat	9
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#892	pearidot	1
#36	peppermint crook	1
#33	peppermint parasol	1
#85	peppermint patty	1
#59	peppermint rhino baby	1
#92	peppermint twist	1
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#388	pog #01 (spider)	2
#369	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#383	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#391	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
#320	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#404	pog #08 (hellion)	2
#321	pog #09 (pirate)	3
#404	pog #10 (hobo)	2
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#95	poodle skirt	3
#1625	pork elf goodies sack	1
#187	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1170	potato sprout	1
#40	potion of X-ray vision	1
#48	potion of animal rage	1
#61	potion of punctual companionship	1
#55	potion of the captain's hammer	1
#71	potion of the field gar	1
#65	potion of the litterbox	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#332	press-on ribs	20
#67	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#1732	really dense meat stack	1
#225	red drunki-bear	1
#993	red gummi ingot	1
#81	red wagon	6
#417	rewinged stab bat	1
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#17	rickety old unicycle	7
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#70	rusty piece of rebar	8
#462	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#1271	sandwich of the gods	4
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#111	scary death orb	1
#62	shadowy cat claw	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#54	shark tooth necklace	1
#81	shining halo	1
#56	shrapnel jelly donut	1
#133	silver shotgun shell	3
#50	skull with a fuse in it	1
#250	sleazy bindle	3
#1098	sleeping snowy owl	1
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#42	slime-covered club	1
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#12	slime-covered helmet	1
#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#46	slime-soaked brain	5
#128	slime-soaked hypophysis	2
#60	slime-soaked sweat gland	4
#82	slimy alveolus	19
#7	slimy paste	30
#72	slimy sweetbreads	318
#59	smashed danish	1
#216	smiling rat	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#79	solid baconstone necklace	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#2036	solid gold bowling ball	3
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#72	spooky bindle	10
#550	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#212	stained mattress	5
#281	star starfish	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#52	stinkin' bindle	9
#918	strawberyl	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#15	sucker bucket	11
#16	sucker hakama	11
#15	sucker kabuto	11
#17	sucker tachi	11
#787	superheated fudge	1
#169	syncopated turtle	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1964	teddy borg	1
#254	throwing bone	3
#68	thyme jelly donut	1
#124	time halo	1
#584	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#164	tiny slimy cyst	6
#75	toasted brie	1
#66	too legit potion	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#100	ultrafondue	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#38	urchin roe	1
#268	vampire pearl	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#8	villainous scythe	1
#602	voodoo snuff	1
#52	wad of slimy rags	26
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#137	whisker pencil	66
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1

Wow, that's 2,775 items total!

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