| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #322 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 9 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #825 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO scrip | 8,890 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbo candied pecan | 32 |
| #386 | Crimbo fudge | 29 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #663 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 5 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #357 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 4 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #65 | Crimbuck | 6,464 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #147 | abominable blubber | 5 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #468 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #140 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #139 | ant rake | 3 |
| #164 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1041 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #570 | bejeweled pledge pin | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #403 | black helmet | 4 |
| #397 | black shield | 4 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #432 | bubblewrap ore | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #270 | bucket of honey | 3 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #128 | burst hellseal brain | 72 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #310 | chunk of rock salt | 6 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #533 | clown skin | 7 |
| #625 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #358 | distressed denim pants | 6 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1023 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #485 | fossilized limb | 13 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #581 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #559 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #435 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #912 | fudgecule | 148 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #15 | grimstone galoshes | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #183 | penguin skin | 827 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #119 | piece of wedding cake | 88 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #789 | red class ring | 5 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #125 | shredded hellseal hide | 65 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #149 | spangly mariachi pants | 4 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #169 | spangly sombrero | 3 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #248 | unearthed potsherd | 12 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |