| 🥈 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 10 |
| #14 | Atomic Comic | 17 |
| 🥉 | Atomic Pop | 1,337 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 15 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #10 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 64 |
| 🥉 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 10 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #5 | FDKOL tattoo | 12 |
| 🥉 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 6 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #9 | Gnollish plunger | 1,337 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #19 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #4 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 32 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #7 | MayDay™ contract | 4 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #13 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 2 |
| #24 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| #89 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #12 | Rock Garden Guide | 4 |
| #7 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 5 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #26 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #28 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #9 | Straypler | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 12 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 11 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 12 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 15 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #6 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 10 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #19 | adventurer clone egg | 2 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #5 | atomic vector plotter | 1,337 |
| #10 | baby bark scorpion | 4 |
| #15 | baby chest mimic | 6 |
| #9 | bag of Iunion stones | 2 |
| #9 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 3 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| #117 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #138 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 8 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #28 | bow | 10 |
| #13 | bowler | 4 |
| #15 | box o' ghosts | 2 |
| #859 | box of sunshine | 317 |
| #13 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
| 🥉 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 16 |
| #9 | boxed august scepter | 6 |
| #12 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #15 | can of Brütalbräu | 11 |
| #12 | candy cornucopia | 4 |
| #5 | chaos popcorn | 1,337 |
| #5 | children of the candy corn | 1,337 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #12 | closed-circuit phone system | 5 |
| #14 | cob of corn | 1,337 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #8 | corn holder | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | corncob pipe | 776 |
| #54 | cornucopia | 1 |
| #12 | cornuthaum | 1,337 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| 🥈 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 5 |
| #15 | cursed monkey glove | 6 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #7 | deed to Oliver's Place | 6 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #16 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 3 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #23 | donated booze | 1,097 |
| #117 | donated candy | 137 |
| #127 | donated food | 144 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| 🥉 | fresh can of paint | 4 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #7 | hot egg | 14 |
| #7 | in-the-box spring shoes | 5 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #8 | leftover pasty | 34 |
| 🥇 | li'l candy corn costume | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | li'l unicorn costume | 285 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #17 | loaded serum blowgun | 181 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #16 | magical pony: Uniquity | 327 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| 🥉 | mini kiwi egg | 7 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #27 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 2 |
| #7 | naughty origami kit | 4 |
| #18 | neg grog | 3 |
| #12 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 3 |
| 🥉 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 10 |
| #15 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #33 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 2 |
| 🥉 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 4 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #10 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 2 |
| #19 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #5 | packet of mayfly bait | 7 |
| 🥉 | pentacorn hat | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | popcorn | 1,337 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #6 | replica Ten Dollars | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #26 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,337 |
| #18 | severed rocking horse head | 20 |
| #8 | shortest-order cook | 3 |
| #4 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 9 |
| #7 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 7 |
| #9 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 6 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | strange helix fossil | 30 |
| #211 | strange shiny disc | 26 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #7 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 3 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #4 | unoccupied sheep suit | 6 |
| #11 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 4 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #145 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #12 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |