| 🥉 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 9 |
| #14 | Atomic Comic | 17 |
| 🥉 | Atomic Pop | 1,337 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 14 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #5 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #105 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Clan hot dog stand | 2 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 64 |
| #4 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 10 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #5 | FDKOL tattoo | 12 |
| 🥉 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 6 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #9 | Gnollish plunger | 1,337 |
| #542 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #18 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #4 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 32 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #6 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 4 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #13 | Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form | 2 |
| #24 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #11 | Rock Garden Guide | 4 |
| #14 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 4 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #24 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #20 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 4 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #9 | Straypler | 2 |
| #599 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #63 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #168 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 12 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #236 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 11 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 20 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 12 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #599 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #206 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 16 |
| #704 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 13 |
| #271 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥉 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 8 |
| #8 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 9 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #19 | adventurer clone egg | 2 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #5 | atomic vector plotter | 1,337 |
| #9 | baby bark scorpion | 4 |
| #15 | baby chest mimic | 6 |
| #7 | bag of Iunion stones | 2 |
| #14 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 2 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #20 | book of facts | 5 |
| #118 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #140 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 8 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #28 | bow | 10 |
| #13 | bowler | 4 |
| #12 | box o' ghosts | 2 |
| #825 | box of sunshine | 340 |
| #12 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
| #4 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 15 |
| #6 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 5 |
| #10 | boxed august scepter | 6 |
| #13 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #10 | boxed bat wings | 5 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #15 | can of Brütalbräu | 11 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #12 | candy cornucopia | 4 |
| #5 | chaos popcorn | 1,337 |
| #5 | children of the candy corn | 1,337 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #12 | closed-circuit phone system | 5 |
| #14 | cob of corn | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #8 | corn holder | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | corncob pipe | 933 |
| #55 | cornucopia | 1 |
| #12 | cornuthaum | 1,337 |
| #37 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| 🥈 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 5 |
| #15 | cursed monkey glove | 6 |
| #87 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #7 | deed to Oliver's Place | 6 |
| #17 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 3 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #23 | donated booze | 1,097 |
| #120 | donated candy | 137 |
| #130 | donated food | 144 |
| #169 | epic wad | 3 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| 🥈 | fresh can of paint | 4 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #7 | hot egg | 14 |
| #7 | in-the-box spring shoes | 5 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #8 | kitten burglar | 3 |
| #8 | leftover pasty | 34 |
| 🥇 | li'l candy corn costume | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | li'l unicorn costume | 285 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #17 | loaded serum blowgun | 181 |
| #665 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #15 | magical pony: Uniquity | 374 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #6 | mini kiwi egg | 7 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #24 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 2 |
| #7 | naughty origami kit | 4 |
| #20 | neg grog | 3 |
| #13 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 3 |
| #5 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 9 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #16 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #17 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 4 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe | 1 |
| #32 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 2 |
| #4 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 4 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #12 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 2 |
| #18 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #4 | packet of mayfly bait | 7 |
| #15 | peace turkey outline | 3 |
| 🥉 | pentacorn hat | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | photo booth sized crate | 5 |
| 🥉 | popcorn | 1,337 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #5 | replica Ten Dollars | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #28 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,337 |
| #18 | severed rocking horse head | 20 |
| #9 | shortest-order cook | 3 |
| #19 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 4 |
| #7 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 6 |
| #11 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 6 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #4 | strange helix fossil | 30 |
| #211 | strange shiny disc | 26 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #7 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 3 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | unevolved organism | 8 |
| #5 | unoccupied sheep suit | 6 |
| #12 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 4 |
| #9 | untorn tearaway pants package | 5 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #144 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #12 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |