CaptainZeep

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#182Mylar balloon1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#273Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#256Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#625Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#177Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#226Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#445Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#801Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#183Venus flytrap1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1170Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#129all-purpose flower1
#679anniversary balloon1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#183babycakes1
#125blue velvet cake1
#95congratulatory cake1
#1025daisy1
#145exotic orchid1
#882green balloon1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#690mugcake1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#27plush alielf1
#16plush alien hamsterpus1
#17plush dogcat1
#16plush ferrelf1
#34plush hamsterpus1
#17plush mutated alielephant1
#12plush mutated alielf1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#90rat head balloon1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#392tulip1
#728urinal cake1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#903white balloon1

Wow, that's 321 items total!

what items are this player missing?