| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #750 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #687 | mummy wrapping | 5 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1656 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #1414 | roll of toilet paper | 18 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |