sealdiva

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#785ASCII shirt1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#403Meat detector1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1883anniversary gift box2
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#2064astronaut pants1
#2994badass belt15
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1205bit of clingfilm2
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#226blackberry slippers1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#621borg sock monkey2
#1951bottle of goofballs11
#372brick of sand2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#938bunch of bananas1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#3830candy stake1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#370chintzy seal pendant2
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#1186chunk of depleted Grimacite6
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#777cold ninja mask1
#850cornuthaum1
#919cyborg doll1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#154detective skull1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1607dollhive1
#813drab sonata1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2321duct tape1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#386enchanted toothpick3
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#291false eyelashes1
#303fez of etymology1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1764fire1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#3426fruitcake1
#427furry pants1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#183gauze shorts1
#695gearbox necklace1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1255giant needle1
#692golden ring40
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#2676grue egg7
#870guitar pick1
#1225gyroscope1
#4019handful of confetti3
#749handful of sand4
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#998hot katana blade1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#729hypodermic needle1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1278immense cyborg hand4
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#1391killing feather34
#1898kneecapping stick1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1295lead necklace1
#387magnifying glass1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#364moonglasses1
#218mummy mask1
#685mummy wrapping5
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#858ninja hot pants1
#2847obsidian dagger2
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1290oversized fish scaler4
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#132pirate fledges1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#406rhesus monkey1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#368ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1655rogue swarmer36
#1417roll of toilet paper18
#638round purple sunglasses1
#1671sawblade fragment33
#892silver shrimp fork1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#534sk8board1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#803snowboarder pants1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#3300spectre scepter2
#84spoon!1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#420star sword1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1487support cummerbund1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#384targeting chip1
#1963teddy borg1
#603tenderizing hammer1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1654unstable laser battery33
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#896vorpal blade1
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#1245wolf mask1
#863worthless knick-knack2
#1157wrench bracelet1
#399yellow candygram1

Wow, that's 568 items total!

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