| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #386 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #749 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1391 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #685 | mummy wrapping | 5 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1655 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #1417 | roll of toilet paper | 18 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |