| #908 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #896 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1419 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #599 | CRIMBCO scrip | 290 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #469 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #392 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #351 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1169 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #733 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #231 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1775 | Valentine | 4 |
| #670 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #584 | abominable snowcone | 14 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #555 | antique shield | 6 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #895 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #714 | beer bomb | 9 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #367 | cheap cigar butt | 2 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #418 | commemorative war stein | 31 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #948 | disassembled clover | 17 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #511 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 17 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1204 | herringcello | 16 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #991 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #13 | necklace chain | 569 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #22 | piercing post | 345 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #269 | puce plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1155 | roasted marshmallow | 8 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #148 | spooky eyeliner | 15 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #178 | spooky lipstick | 14 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7760 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #380 | thistle wine | 4 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #793 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1540 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #562 | water pipe bomb | 30 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #342 | wool hat | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |