| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #599 | CRIMBCO scrip | 290 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #350 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #732 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #231 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #670 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #584 | abominable snowcone | 14 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #555 | antique shield | 6 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #896 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #713 | beer bomb | 9 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #366 | cheap cigar butt | 2 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #418 | commemorative war stein | 31 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #947 | disassembled clover | 17 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #511 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 17 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1204 | herringcello | 16 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #991 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #13 | necklace chain | 569 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #22 | piercing post | 345 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #269 | puce plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1155 | roasted marshmallow | 8 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #148 | spooky eyeliner | 15 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #178 | spooky lipstick | 14 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #380 | thistle wine | 4 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #793 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1541 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #561 | water pipe bomb | 30 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #342 | wool hat | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |