Museum :: I Wrestled A Bear Once

I Wrestled A Bear Once

Rank	Item	Quantity
#229	"DRINK ME" potion	110
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#129	BACON	16
#360	BRICKO brick	35
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#741	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#62	Crimbojito	6
#850	Crimbuck	910
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#113	Game Grid token	46
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#572	Go-Wassail	26
#629	Goodfella contract	17
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#162	Knob pasty	3
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#3018	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#307	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	13
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#51	O	2
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#383	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	31
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#90	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	4
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#1150	adorable seal larva	2
#298	agua de vida	3
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#17	ancient calendar fragment	13
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#933	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#213	arrowgram	2
#272	astral mushroom	42
#1044	baconstone	7
#6539	badass belt	2
#753	bag of lard	1
#452	bananagate	12
#457	barbed-wire fence	9
#334	batskin belt	1
#533	belemnite fossil	7
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#23	boilermaker	166
#54	bonsai tree	1
#98	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	35
#82	bottle of Definit	42
#92	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	42
#108	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	25
#99	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	52
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#599	bottle of bubbles	5
#1336	bottle of goofballs	18
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#299	boxed champagne	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#643	candied yams	14
#997	cheap toaster	2
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#188	clockwork key	10
#134	clockwork maid	1
#185	cocktail onion	7
#41	cold-filtered water	43
#621	corpse on the beach	8
#659	corpsedriver	7
#636	corpsetini	8
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#109	devilish folio	13
#373	disintegrating sheet music	4
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#1730	duct tape	5
#835	empty agua de vida bottle	61
#588	extra-greasy slider	2
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#145	fat loot token	26
#738	fetid feather	1
#263	figurine of a charred seal	12
#520	figurine of a cold seal	9
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#191	figurine of a sleek seal	12
#448	figurine of a stinking seal	4
#333	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
#348	filthy lucre	104
#81	fish juice box	23
#856	flaming feather	1
#92	flange	31
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#27	frost-rimed seal hide	25
#706	frozen banquet	1
#635	frozen feather	4
#111	fudge bunny	5
#33	fustulent seal grulch	20
#364	fuzzy busby	7
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#501	ghost of a necklace	2
#537	green clay bead	11
#20	green drunki-bear	107
#79	grim fairy tale	5
#101	groose grease	2
#4477	grue egg	2
#190	grue egg omelette	17
#1451	hamethyst	4
#97	hand-carved bokken	1
#1335	handful of confetti	29
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#394	herbal stuffing	20
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#1286	hobo nickel	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#13	hyperinflated seal lung	44
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#696	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#49	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
#536	jerky coins	34
#306	kiwi	3
#404	kumquartz	14
#306	kumquat	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#137	llama lama gong	44
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#75	meat golem	1
#589	mushroom fermenting solution	12
#2847	obsidian dagger	2
#1744	old sweatpants	6
#243	pack of pogs	78
#102	paperclip cape	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#361	pearidot	17
#533	pink clay bead	16
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#1142	pork elf goodies sack	3
#1313	porquoise	4
#101	powdered gold	1
#236	pretty bouquet	9
#54	psychoanalytic jar	14
#476	purple clay bead	4
#91	raspberry	34
#890	red class ring	3
#16	red drunki-bear	100
#231	red wagon	1
#96	resolution: be more adventurous	2
#66	rickety old unicycle	1
#108	rocky road ice cream	1
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#19	scrap of shadow	21
#23	seal lube	19
#292	sewer wad	3
#36	sizzling seal fat	14
#420	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#2033	solid gold bowling ball	3
#11	spaghetti con calaveras	55
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1035	spectre scepter	30
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#428	strawberyl	13
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#8860	stuffed angry cow	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#232	thermos full of Knob coffee	3
#166	time's arrow	1
#100	tiny black hole	1
#352	tiny bottle of absinthe	42
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#264	tofurkey gravy	31
#934	tofurkey leg	9
#366	tourmalime	18
#71	transporter transponder	76
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#349	turtle pheromones	9
#131	turtling rod	1
#413	twinkly powder	3
#423	twinkly wad	238
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#566	volcanic ash	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#387	white picket fence	9
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#74	willyweed	46
#289	wind-up meatcar	41
#24	yellow drunki-bear	71
#60	yellow pixel	27
#104	your own black heart	1

Wow, that's 3,789 items total!

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