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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
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| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
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| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
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| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
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| #63 | hopping socks | 5 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
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| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
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| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
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| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
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| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
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| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #9 | oily golden mushroom | 42 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #69 | palm-frond capris | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
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| #216 | penguin focaccia bread | 42 |
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| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #37 | queen cookie | 67 |
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| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #78 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 4 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1082 | seal-clubbing club | 9 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
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| #286 | stale baguette | 5 |
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| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
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| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #152 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #531 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3122 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8219 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
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| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
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| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1254 | turtle totem | 9 |
| #16 | turtle wax greaves | 8 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #144 | vampire glitter | 3 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #534 | white lightning | 12 |
| #476 | white picket fence | 6 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #339 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #616 | wolf mask | 15 |
| #151 | wolfman mask | 56 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |