| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #269 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 10 |
| #425 | Blood Light | 6 |
| #471 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #131 | CRIMBCO mug | 115 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #843 | Drowsy Sword | 18 |
| #396 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #16 | El Vibrato translator | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #122 | NPZR chemistry set | 50 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #633 | Schrödinger's thermos | 12 |
| #367 | Silver Bullet beer | 5 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #209 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 14 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #126 | The Joy of Wassailing | 20 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 9 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #234 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 7 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #209 | antique record album | 13 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #24 | bindlestocking | 49 |
| #191 | black kettle drum | 5 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #206 | bone flute | 7 |
| #398 | bone rattle | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #82 | chocolate cigar | 18 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #72 | corrupted data | 341 |
| #80 | cranberry cordial | 5 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #40 | drop of water-37 | 448 |
| #672 | drywall axe | 17 |
| #608 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #164 | extra-greasy slider | 15 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #810 | filthy lucre | 41 |
| #28 | fish bazooka | 3 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #145 | fossilized baboon skull | 5 |
| #84 | fossilized bat skull | 8 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #82 | fossilized limb | 143 |
| #88 | fossilized serpent skull | 10 |
| #142 | fossilized spider skull | 4 |
| #49 | fossilized spike | 94 |
| #58 | fossilized spine | 35 |
| #100 | fossilized torso | 63 |
| #75 | fossilized wing | 53 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #55 | frigid fudgepuck | 75 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #48 | gift-a-pult | 8 |
| #1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #218 | green gummi ingot | 154 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #358 | heart of the volcano | 20 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #72 | kumquartz | 87 |
| #84 | lollipop stick | 906 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #42 | mime army superserum | 4 |
| #73 | mime army wine | 5 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #628 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #70 | pearidot | 87 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #541 | petrified wood | 14 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #544 | quantum taco | 11 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #218 | red gummi ingot | 157 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #101 | sleeping stocking | 20 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #44 | smoked potsherd | 27 |
| #93 | smoking grass | 921 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #100 | soy cordial | 5 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #67 | strawberyl | 92 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #77 | sucker scaffold | 129 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #68 | tourmalime | 94 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #95 | trilobite fossil | 62 |
| #120 | unearthed potsherd | 36 |
| #48 | volcanic ash | 138 |
| #65 | warbear bearserker mead | 10 |
| #65 | warbear feasting bread | 12 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear wardance potion | 42 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #212 | yellow gummi ingot | 157 |