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| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
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| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
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| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #664 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 5 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #147 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
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| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #66 | Necrotelicomnicon | 11 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #168 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 27 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #104 | antique record album | 29 |
| #622 | awful poetry journal | 104 |
| #140 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 39 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #381 | candy brain | 9 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #42 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #773 | canteen of wine | 28 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #629 | empty agua de vida bottle | 168 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #750 | filthy lucre | 46 |
| #53 | floaty gravel | 3 |
| #102 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #109 | floaty sand | 191 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
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| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
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| #25 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 6 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #606 | herringcello | 27 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #180 | irradiated candy cane | 19 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #210 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
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| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #306 | opera mask | 2 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #27 | pebblebräu | 5 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #78 | pumpkinhead mask | 105 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
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| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
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| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
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| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
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| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #450 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #85 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
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| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #549 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 13 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #991 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #788 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #715 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #745 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #625 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 27 |
| #923 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #709 | tiny plastic grue | 24 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #860 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 21 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #839 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 21 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #958 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #710 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 24 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #964 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #721 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #501 | towel | 19 |
| #8 | unlocked meat locker | 71 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #433 | wolfman mask | 14 |