| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #229 | CSA fire-starting kit | 50 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Great S-Cape | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #38 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 6 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #336 | The Cooler Out of Space | 6 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #390 | antique record album | 7 |
| #251 | baggie of powdered sugar | 99 |
| #76 | black mana | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #874 | box of sunshine | 303 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #169 | corned-beef Reuben | 14 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #46 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #79 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 18 |
| #83 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 16 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 15 |
| #73 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 20 |
| #101 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 13 |
| #131 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 10 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 14 |
| #66 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 19 |
| #87 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 16 |
| #135 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 9 |
| #112 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 11 |
| #88 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 15 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #240 | empty agua de vida bottle | 863 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #215 | fistful of ashes | 19 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #7 | hunk of granite | 140 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #21 | lustrous oyster egg | 26 |
| #129 | magical pony: Pearjack | 16 |
| #93 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 40 |
| #103 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 39 |
| #116 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 29 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | marshmallow flambé | 6 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | personal massager | 3 |
| #172 | phish stick | 7 |
| #52 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #454 | portable photocopier | 14 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #4 | radio button candy | 133 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #136 | scintillating oyster egg | 4 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #124 | silent P | 4 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | slippery when wet shield | 2 |
| #49 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #566 | solid gold bowling ball | 31 |
| #4 | soul doorbell | 170 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #207 | spooky bark | 87 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #146 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 130 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #458 | twinkly powder | 2 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #8 | waterlogged crate | 28 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #49 | your own black heart | 41 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |