| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1446 | CRIMBCO scrip | 11 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #63 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #67 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #202 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #323 | Schrödinger's thermos | 67 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #159 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #340 | baggie of powdered sugar | 61 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #826 | bone chips | 4 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 10,110 |
| #84 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #78 | can of V-11 | 6 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #599 | duct tape | 52 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #92 | dueling turtle | 2 |
| #315 | electrical thingamabob | 11 |
| #37 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,935 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #130 | guard turtle shell | 21 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #414 | ice-cold six-pack | 21 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #75 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #93 | jar of squeeze | 9 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #33 | mole skin notebook | 9 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #61 | not-a-pipe | 12 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #242 | plastic ingot | 11 |
| #310 | quantum taco | 77 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #168 | transporter transponder | 5 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |