#248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#21 | Atomic Pop | 84 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
#112 | BGE merchandise order form | 37 |
#188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
#248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#14 | BittyCar HotCar | 2 |
#36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
#424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
#499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
#111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
#1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
#1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
#289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
#228 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 10 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#222 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 24 |
#374 | Crimbo candied pecan | 31 |
#1174 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
#975 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
#350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#58 | Crimbough | 1 |
#2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#501 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#127 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#112 | Go-Wassail | 193 |
#669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#614 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
#627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#208 | Red Pill | 2 |
#81 | Red Rover BB gun | 41 |
#1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#267 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 54 |
#218 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 72 |
#248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#226 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 65 |
#109 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 20 |
#238 | The Joy of Wassailing | 14 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
#318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
#319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
#311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
#305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
#50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
#60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
#234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
#132 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 101 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
#852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
#57 | bacon bath ball | 14 |
#251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#572 | bananagate | 8 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
#373 | battered Crimbo Crate | 31 |
#233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
#768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
#122 | bindlestocking | 18 |
#246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
#594 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
#75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
#60 | bottle of bubbles | 213 |
#2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
#409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
#46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
#15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
#20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
#13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
#611 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
#228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#205 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
#85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
#434 | candied bolts | 4 |
#178 | candied nuts | 6 |
#470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
#461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
#325 | canteen of wine | 81 |
#802 | cement sandals | 1 |
#127 | cheap elven gloves | 27 |
#72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
#107 | chocolate bath ball | 9 |
#69 | chocolate cigar | 20 |
#1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#15 | coal paperweight | 2 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#6 | cup of primitive beer | 10,000 |
#618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#68 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
#25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
#70 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 5 |
#32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#713 | dusty Crimbo crate | 13 |
#548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#443 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
#564 | elven cellocello | 29 |
#574 | elven moonshine | 17 |
#128 | elven socks | 28 |
#484 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
#77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
#218 | epic wad | 2 |
#28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
#84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#111 | fake plastic grass | 16 |
#1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
#187 | festive holiday hat | 21 |
#40 | festive sausage | 50 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#268 | frigid fudgepuck | 13 |
#377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#136 | fudge cube | 2 |
#224 | fudge lily | 29 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#145 | fudge spork | 2 |
#370 | fudgecule | 3,669 |
#109 | fudgecycle | 2 |
#219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
#173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
#135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
#164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
#132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
#169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
#78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
#307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
#411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
#21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
#225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#296 | gray bow tie | 23 |
#181 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
#456 | green gummi ingot | 57 |
#171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#197 | gummi canary | 1 |
#202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
#177 | gummi snake | 2 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#4 | happiness | 14,198 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#568 | herringcello | 28 |
#142 | hobo nickel | 2,109 |
#56 | holiday cheese log | 41 |
#109 | holiday log | 2 |
#201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
#35 | incense bath ball | 23 |
#238 | irradiated candy cane | 15 |
#734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
#179 | jerky coins | 122 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#329 | knuckle sandwich | 75 |
#494 | kumquartz | 10 |
#34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
#250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
🥉 | left bear arm | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#386 | lewd playing card | 6 |
#1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#124 | licorice root | 65 |
#233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
#179 | lollipop stick | 449 |
#4 | love song of icy revenge | 9,292 |
#45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
#143 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
#870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
#860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1187 | oozenog | 4 |
#241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
#59 | pack of pogs | 299 |
#983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
#57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
#319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
#67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
#818 | paperclip | 13 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
#248 | patent leather shoes | 27 |
#255 | peanut brittle shield | 13 |
#207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#414 | pearidot | 13 |
#887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
#226 | penguin thesaurus | 31 |
#248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
#85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
#367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
#1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
#502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
#370 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
#295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
#247 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
#392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
#402 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
#212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
#495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
#265 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
#228 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
#261 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
#459 | poison pen | 4 |
#136 | portable photocopier | 48 |
#289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
#187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
#379 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
#162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
#456 | red gummi ingot | 56 |
#650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#5 | right bear arm | 1 |
#305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
#587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
#42 | sleeping stocking | 29 |
#355 | slow jam collection | 12 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#66 | space jam | 14 |
#70 | space jam toast | 1 |
#1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
#213 | spooky hockey mask | 7 |
#594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#105 | stapler bear | 1 |
#225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#387 | strawberyl | 16 |
#37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
#224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
#60 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
#87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
#76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
#777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#89 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 204 |
#40 | sucker bucket | 4 |
#32 | sucker hakama | 5 |
#39 | sucker kabuto | 4 |
#457 | sucker scaffold | 14 |
#33 | sucker tachi | 5 |
#177 | superheated fudge | 25 |
#502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
#432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
#640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
#448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#541 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#12 | toe jam | 58 |
#58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
#500 | tourmalime | 10 |
#46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
#60 | traffic jam | 15 |
#60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
#658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#604 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
#535 | twitching claw | 9 |
#1576 | unstable DNA | 14 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#62 | wind-up meatcar | 195 |
#82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
#171 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
#454 | yellow gummi ingot | 58 |