| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #1026 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuck | 3,009 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #196 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #420 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 26 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #283 | ammonite fossil | 17 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #335 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #199 | bananagate | 35 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #261 | belemnite fossil | 19 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #499 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #676 | brick | 53 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #428 | drop of water-37 | 2 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #310 | fiery wing | 5 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #709 | fudgecule | 510 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #83 | giant green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #80 | giant red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #75 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #187 | green gummi ingot | 177 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #104 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #940 | jerky coins | 4 |
| #169 | kumquartz | 40 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #394 | lollipop stick | 117 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1239 | old sweatpants | 23 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #286 | pack of pogs | 69 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #155 | pearidot | 44 |
| #526 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #188 | red gummi ingot | 181 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #142 | slime convention swag bag | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #452 | spectral pickle | 25 |
| #221 | strawberyl | 33 |
| #777 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 57 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1343 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #913 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #1746 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #1409 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1196 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1224 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1357 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #606 | stuffed key | 95 |
| #1298 | stuffed mind flayer | 40 |
| #817 | stuffed mink | 57 |
| #1043 | stuffed monocle | 43 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1791 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1251 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #1132 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1339 | stuffed snowy owl | 37 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 44 |
| #400 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #1314 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #898 | stuffed teddy butler | 51 |
| #1128 | stuffed tin of caviar | 39 |
| #672 | stuffed treasure chest | 83 |
| #1322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #223 | tourmalime | 32 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #276 | trilobite fossil | 17 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #684 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #186 | yellow gummi ingot | 178 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #464 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #94 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |