| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1566 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #106 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #969 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #1029 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #295 | Crimbuck | 3,009 |
| #369 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #354 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #197 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #71 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #420 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 26 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1393 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #284 | ammonite fossil | 17 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #337 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #199 | bananagate | 35 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #262 | belemnite fossil | 19 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #500 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #677 | brick | 53 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #670 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #428 | drop of water-37 | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #311 | fiery wing | 5 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #540 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #712 | fudgecule | 510 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #82 | giant green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #79 | giant red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #74 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #189 | green gummi ingot | 177 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #103 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #940 | jerky coins | 4 |
| #169 | kumquartz | 40 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #480 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #394 | lollipop stick | 117 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1243 | old sweatpants | 23 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #286 | pack of pogs | 69 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #155 | pearidot | 44 |
| #529 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #191 | red gummi ingot | 181 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2224 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #107 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #142 | slime convention swag bag | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #453 | spectral pickle | 25 |
| #221 | strawberyl | 33 |
| #778 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 57 |
| #1342 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1348 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #915 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #1753 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #1412 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1200 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1767 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1239 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1229 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1362 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #610 | stuffed key | 95 |
| #1302 | stuffed mind flayer | 40 |
| #819 | stuffed mink | 57 |
| #1047 | stuffed monocle | 43 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1252 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #1134 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1342 | stuffed snowy owl | 37 |
| #1169 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 44 |
| #402 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #1319 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #903 | stuffed teddy butler | 51 |
| #1134 | stuffed tin of caviar | 39 |
| #676 | stuffed treasure chest | 83 |
| #1326 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #574 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #475 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #223 | tourmalime | 32 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #276 | trilobite fossil | 17 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #684 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #734 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #188 | yellow gummi ingot | 178 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #463 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #94 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |