Museum :: WeeMan147

WeeMan147

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1118	1-ball	2
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#1428	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#771	3-ball	4
#645	30669 scroll	6
#987	33398 scroll	3
#933	334 scroll	1
#889	4-ball	3
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1116	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1530	8-ball	5
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#393	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#609	Black No. 2	3
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#169	C.H.U.M. chum	9
#227	CSA fire-starting kit	51
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#2887	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#276	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#513	Hell ramen	2
#408	Hollandaise helmet	2
#1868	Imp Ale	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#639	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#563	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#654	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#1199	M-242	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#308	Mae West	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#781	Mohawk wig	3
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#870	Spam Witch sammich	6
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#364	Supernova Champagne	10
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1712	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	3
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#266	abandoned candy	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#504	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
#714	adder bladder	2
#91	albatross necklace	1
#333	all-purpose cleaner	13
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#609	amulet of extreme plot significance	14
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#105	ancient calendar fragment	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#154	ancient poisoned dart	13
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#164	anti-anti-antidote	30
#765	anticheese	3
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#155	armgun	23
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#444	asbestos ore	13
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#624	astral mushroom	10
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1205	baby killer bee	4
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5057	badass belt	5
#133	badger badge	1
#533	bag of Cheat-Os	10
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#301	ballroom blintz	10
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#967	banana	2
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#575	bar skin	12
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#1348	barrrnacle	5
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#654	baseball	3
#460	bat guano	16
#444	bat wing	23
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#783	batblade	1
#568	batgut	27
#836	beer bomb	4
#571	beer bong	1
#559	beer helmet	2
#375	beer lens	5
#43	beer-a-pult	4
#583	beertini	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#595	bilge wine	7
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#567	black candy heart	9
#188	black facepaint	1
#694	black greaves	1
#469	black helmet	3
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#388	black pixel	54
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#523	black shield	2
#734	black snake skin	2
#190	black spot	4
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#359	black sword	6
#778	black-and-blue light	6
#502	blackberry	9
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#272	blue pixel	263
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#814	blue plasma ball	4
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#199	bone flute	8
#666	bone rattle	1
#522	booty chest charrrm	5
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#408	bottle of alcohol	5
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#677	bottle of rum	44
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1056	bottle of whiskey	7
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#684	bowl of cottage cheese	11
#953	box	2
#46	box of bear arms	1
#1111	box of sunshine	204
#300	boxed champagne	2
#1191	boxed wine	2
#318	brass stinger	1
#113	breath mint	54
#1364	brick	15
#479	briefcase	6
#963	broken skull	4
#393	bronzed locust	3
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#289	buoybottoms	2
#539	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#468	can of Binarrrca	20
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#103	can of black paint	4
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#736	candied yams	12
#3287	candy cane	4
#920	candy stake	7
#574	cannonball charrrm	4
#586	canopic jar	1
#356	carbonated soy milk	8
#439	carbonated water lily	5
#611	cardboard ore	1
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#173	carob brownies	1
#518	casino pass	4
#707	cast	9
#588	cat appendix	2
#818	catgut	1
#567	centipede eggs	2
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
🥈	chaos butterfly	1,014,505
#726	chef's hat	5
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#434	cherry	5
#508	chewing gum on a string	10
#72	chocolate spurs	9
#822	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#494	chrome ore	9
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1797	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#798	club necklace	9
#224	cocktail napkin	22
#964	cocoa egg	3
#422	cocoa eggshell fragment	122
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#908	coconut shell	8
#140	cog	233
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#298	cold ninja mask	11
#310	cold nuggets	2
#565	communications windchimes	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#506	cool whip	4
#592	copper ha'penny charrrm	3
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#523	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#891	corpsetini	5
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#710	cranberries	13
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#700	crazy little Turkish delight	5
#433	cream pie	1
#329	cream stout	7
#288	creamsicle	9
#541	crowbarrr	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#286	dance card	6
#962	dark potion	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#399	decaying goldfish liver	9
#273	dehydrated caviar	16
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#591	demon skin	8
#135	demon-horned hat	1
#762	dense meat stack	12
#333	dented harmonica	3
#373	deodorant	5
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#42	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#317	desiccated apricot	17
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#803	disassembled clover	30
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1429	disco ball	4
#929	disco mask	14
#1025	disease	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#395	double daisy	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#649	dried face	2
#723	dry noodles	22
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#100	ennui-flavored potato chips	573
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#6	evil flaming eyeball pendant	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#648	eye of newt	7
#403	eye-pod	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#1634	fake hand	2
#291	false eyelashes	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#1322	filthy lucre	12
#880	fine wine	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#489	fish-liver oil	5
#941	flaming talons	1
#210	flange	14
#827	flaregun	2
#445	flat dough	1
#821	flavored foot massage oil	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#126	floaty sand	155
#268	floral print shirt	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#204	fortune cookie	11
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#427	furry pants	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#383	gator skin	11
#183	gauze shorts	1
#638	ghuol ears	9
#817	ghuol egg	8
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#358	giant moxie weed	7
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#275	gimlet	1
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#209	gingham blouse	1
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#178	gnauga hide	31
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#664	goat cheese pizza	4
#231	gob of wet hair	97
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#882	green balloon	1
#1910	green beer	1
#376	green candy heart	53
#585	green pixel	55
#348	green pixel potion	1
#548	grog	1
#352	grouchy restless spirit	32
#4475	grue egg	2
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#871	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#350	half-orchid	2
#1034	handful of hand chalk	5
#509	handful of sawdust	3
#1410	heart necklace	5
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#10	heavy D	50,171
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#1256	helmet turtle	9
#373	henna tattoo	1
#2514	herbal stuffing	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#684	hot date	1
#217	hot hi mein	2
#757	hot katana blade	5
#799	hot wing	21
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1240	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	13
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#304	invisible bag	3
#2794	irradiated candy cane	1
#1831	jazz soap	1
#1065	jerky coins	1
#1884	joybuzzer	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#376	kiwi	1
#326	lavender candy heart	72
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#475	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	6
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1124	lead necklace	2
#730	leather mask	2
#435	leftovers of indeterminate origin	3
#1234	lemon	1
#298	lesser grodulated violet	6
#853	lihc eye	3
#808	lime	2
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#1205	little paper umbrella	2
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#800	loose teeth	28
#377	los chinos	1
#257	love song of disturbing obsession	6
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#275	love song of sugary cuteness	3
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#669	magical ice cubes	22
#387	magnifying glass	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#211	many-eyed glasses	8
#382	maple leaf	1
#481	margarita	1
#391	mariachi hat	2
#628	mariachi pants	17
#667	martini	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#610	meat paste	18
#954	meat vortex	4
#335	meatcar model	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#209	milk of magnesium	5
#318	mime soul fragment	9
#486	miner's helmet	4
#602	miner's pants	2
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#306	mojo filter	3
#503	monkey wrench	1
#152	monster bait	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#40	moveable feast	1
#826	moxie weed	3
#690	mugcake	1
#1677	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#690	ninja hot pants	2
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#617	old coin purse	2
#593	old leather wallet	2
#2062	old sweatpants	2
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#776	orange	3
#418	orange candy heart	61
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#174	pack of KWE trading card	16
#883	pack of pogs	2
#1760	pail	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#806	party hat	1
#1297	pasta spoon	3
#1276	penguin skin	1
#179	personalized birthday cake	9
#2716	pet rock	1
#332	phish stick	3
#1100	phonics down	2
#737	photoprotoneutron torpedo	11
#377	pink candy heart	61
#309	pink pony	7
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#1185	pool cue	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#813	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#810	pr0n legs	4
#439	prismatic wad	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#30	pufferfish spine	49
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#118	radium-flavored potato chips	563
#734	rat appendix	2
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#508	ratgut	1
#29	rave whistle	653
#930	ravioli hat	10
#646	razor-sharp can lid	9
#470	red pixel	15
#662	red pixel potion	1
#610	rice bowl	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#845	ridiculously huge sword	4
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1455	roasted marshmallow	2
#1854	robotronic egg	2
#455	rockin' wagon	1
#1285	roll of toilet paper	24
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#1292	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#755	ruby W	5
#646	rum and cola	1
#472	s'more	1
#700	salamander spleen	5
#623	salty slug	1
#956	saucepan	19
#32	scented massage oil	72
#589	screwdriver	1
#49	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	85
#1114	scrumptious reagent	1
#508	seal tooth	19
#881	seal-clubbing club	15
#298	sewer nuggets	60
#2957	shiny ring	1
#412	shock collar	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#357	shot of rotgut	1
#444	shot of tomato schnapps	5
#588	silver tongue charrrm	3
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#802	snowboarder pants	1
#1335	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#65	software glitch	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#711	sonar-in-a-biscuit	2
#1623	spade necklace	4
#1134	sparkler	1
#11	spectral jelly	11
#372	spiced rum	1
#933	spices	3
#1160	spider web	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
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#444	spray paint	1
#382	spring	57
#389	sprocket	61
#694	squashed frog	8
#434	stale baguette	2
#690	stalk of asparagus	3
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#1007	stolen accordion	14
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#1717	stuffed Cheshire bitten	29
#1996	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	25
#2006	stuffed angry cow	25
#1840	stuffed astral badger	28
#2171	stuffed baby gravy fairy	24
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#1376	stuffed cocoabo	36
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1966	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	26
#1835	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	28
#1925	stuffed hand turkey	27
#787	stuffed mind flayer	62
#3111	stuffed monocle	1
#1628	stuffed scary death orb	32
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#1732	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	30
#2061	stuffed snowy owl	24
#2360	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	21
#1861	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	27
#2300	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	22
#437	stunt nuts	2
#565	styrofoam ore	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#1118	sunken chest	2
#719	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
#1158	super-spiky hair gel	4
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#177	sweet rims	1
#927	swirly potion	1
#1211	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#728	tambourine bells	1
#225	tangarita	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#616	tassel	1
#681	tattered scrap of paper	2
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#657	ten-leaf clover	10
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#1349	thin black candle	7
#536	thistle wine	1
#146	three-tiered wedding cake	5
#421	tin magnolia	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
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#1700	tiny house	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
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#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#8125	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4465	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#488	tip jar	1
#891	tires	1
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
#2987	toast	3
#545	tofu casserole	1
#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#995	tomato	3
#366	tomato juice of powerful power	2
#319	tomb ratchet	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#617	tropical orchid	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#346	true grit	5
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#392	tulip	1
#1625	turtle totem	2
#179	twinkly nuggets	114
#465	twinkly wad	177
#678	uncooked chorizo	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#456	upsy daisy	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2167	valuable trinket	3
#569	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#695	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#631	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#413	white candy heart	53
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#804	white picket fence	1
#493	white pixel	35
#809	white satin pants	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#1752	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#814	windchimes	1
#98	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	561
#390	witch hat	2
#399	witty rapier	4
#890	wolf mask	5
#473	wooden stakes	4
#595	wool hat	1
#322	worthless gewgaw	15
#533	worthless knick-knack	8
#930	wussiness potion	2
#1455	x-ray specs	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#279	yellow brick road	2
#487	yellow candy heart	56
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#1447	yeti fur	5

Wow, that's 1,072,351 items total!

what items are this player missing?