Rev Maskelyne

RankItemQuantity
#76A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes11
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#491A. W. O. L. commendation10
#182BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt5
#176BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt5
#470BGE merchandise order form8
#76BGE pocket calendar8
#373BGE shotglass18
#61BGE temporary tattoo10
#100BGE tiny plastic toy9
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#148BitterSweetTarts7
🥉Black Angus blackburger11
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)5
#181CRIMBCO lanyard3
#253CRIMBCO mug56
#92CRIMBCO scrip3,975
#575CRIMBCO wine13
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#785Corpse Island iced tea6
#910Crimbo Candy Cookbook4
#405Crimbo candied pecan28
#454Crimbo fudge24
#439Crimbo peppermint bark24
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#168Crimbonium fuel rod11
#2760Crimbuck7
#20Dickory Farms Gift Basket121
#32Dust bunny327
#113FDKOL commendation6,712
#66Fantasma en la Máquina87
🥇French slippers1
#395Go-Wassail45
#76Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration11
#795Knob Goblin firecracker9
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#849Knob Goblin scimitar3
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#84La Fantasma y La Oscuridad67
#576Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs3
#137Nardz energy beverage6
#527Newbiesport™ tent1
#59Rompedores de Fantasmas88
#224Schrödinger's thermos100
#25Source essence157,824
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#75Thriller Ice1
#401Typical Tavern swill9
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#285Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide46
#302Wolfman Nardz4
#369Workytime Tea5
#175Zu Mannkäse Dienen11
#51alien drugs71
#12alien force field disruptor bean46
#33alien protein powder11
#104alien source code printout3
#17amok putter49
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#46antique 8-Bit Power magazine25
#62antique bottle opener11
#60antique painting of a landscape10
#26antique record album103
#2045baconstone2
#32bad vibroknife1
#443bag of bones2
#1234bar skin1
#823bat guano2
#759bat wing5
#971batgut4
#382bath ball gift set13
#85beholed bedsheet8
#6black brandy11
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#646black plastic oyster egg7
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#225black striped oyster egg21
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#301blue striped oyster egg14
#183borrowed time1
#770bottle of Blank-Out3
#512bottle of cooking sherry1
#1083bottle of gin3
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#537bottle of popskull2
#1132bottle of tequila3
#849bowl of cottage cheese6
#68breaded beer6
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#1978can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#4785candy cane1
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#1853candy knuckles1
#3830candy stake1
#1241canteen of wine9
#25chakra malt37
#205chakra sludge3
#28chakra-mental wine37
#361cheap elven gloves12
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#83colorful plastic ball1,000
🥉control crystal1
#1027corpse on the beach4
#217corpsebite1
#736corpsedriver6
#785corpsetini6
#136cotton candy cone3
#130cranberry schnapps4
#22crystal belt buckle1
#262crystallized memory1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#1628disassembled clover1
#37discocktail200
#407dwarf bread10
#5139easter egg balloon1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#541elven limbos gingerbread25
#900elven cellocello22
#1586elven moonshine1
#468elven socks10
#1176elven suicide capsule16
#194elven whittling knife1
#442enchanted barbell2
#1075facsimile dictionary6
#377fancy canapés1
#575festive holiday hat7
#33flask of mining oil222
#164floaty inverse geode1
#173floaty sand121
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#168fossilized bat skull4
#652fossilized limb5
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#578fossilized spike4
#562fossilized spine1
#578fossilized wing3
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#3426fruitcake1
#221fudgecule11,278
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#398giant glass of brandy1
#3305gingerbread bugbear2
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#1386gray bow tie1
#119groose grease1
#3472grue egg4
#35haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis210
#22hambrosier37
🥈ice harvest5,609
#101invisible bag8
#1886irradiated candy cane3
#531jawbruiser5
#446jerky coins44
#667knuckle sandwich29
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#420licorice garrote5
#66liquid shifting time weirdness21
#214marshmallow flambé3
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#756mauve plastic oyster egg5
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#243mauve striped oyster egg14
#145miniature antlers1
#57molten brick215
#321motivational poster13
#294mulled cider5
#393mummy costume15
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#117negative lump1,081
#212nugget of Crimbonium11
#657off-white paisley oyster egg3
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#505off-white polka-dot oyster egg6
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#1616oozenog3
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#611paperclip50
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#39paperclip sproinger5
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#894passable elf mask6
#662peanut brittle shield1
#657penguin focaccia bread25
#1138penguin thesaurus3
#332phish stick3
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#196plastic guitar11
#846portable photocopier3
🥉potion of spiritual gunkifying11
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#445pumpkinhead mask14
#216purple corpsel1
#19quantum taco2,000
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#524red striped oyster egg5
#104red-headed corpse3
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#10robot grease1,117
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#34sea grease12
#328slow jam collection13
#5snow berries2,148
#99soy cordial5
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#545stale baguette1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#170stuffed Baron von Ratsworth197
#261stuffed Cheshire bitten124
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#218stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech144
#190stuffed Meat190
#241stuffed angry cow138
#247stuffed astral badger134
#268stuffed baby gravy fairy135
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#285stuffed cocoabo117
#826stuffed crazy bastard sword7
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1538stuffed doppelshifter5
#235stuffed flaming gravy fairy143
#252stuffed frozen gravy fairy140
#264stuffed hand turkey128
#98stuffed key376
#1462stuffed martini3
#263stuffed mind flayer133
#173stuffed mink204
#171stuffed monocle207
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#281stuffed scary death orb123
#1079stuffed shoulder parrot19
#247stuffed sleazy gravy fairy140
#265stuffed snowy owl126
#221stuffed spooky gravy fairy151
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#266stuffed stinky gravy fairy124
#202stuffed teddy butler179
#177stuffed tin of caviar196
#103stuffed treasure chest378
#214stuffed undead elbow macaroni149
#360thermos of brew1
#18time shuriken2
#17time's arrow92
#496tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer4
#748tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#499tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer4
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#614tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer3
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#122tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer10
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#619tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer3
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#390tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf5
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#189tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf33
#400tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear11
#242tiny plastic Axe Wound26
#253tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth16
#373tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type7
#398tiny plastic Beebee King6
#218tiny plastic Beelzebozo17
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#153tiny plastic Black Knight40
#114tiny plastic Bonerdagon30
#128tiny plastic Boss Bat29
#218tiny plastic Bugbear Captain5
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#435tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter10
#180tiny plastic Cheshire bat76
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#305tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel8
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#117tiny plastic Crimbo elf68
#132tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer57
#144tiny plastic Crimbo wreath16
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#390tiny plastic Father McGruber11
#333tiny plastic Felonia12
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#184tiny plastic G Imp31
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#790tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#163tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser38
#159tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester38
#288tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist15
#168tiny plastic Hellion36
#191tiny plastic Iiti Kitty32
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#163tiny plastic Knob Goblin King23
#223tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter27
#137tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl44
#151tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist40
#154tiny plastic Knott Yeti40
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#525tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#421tiny plastic Norville Rogers10
#190tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy32
#164tiny plastic Protagonist38
#482tiny plastic Queen Bee5
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#442tiny plastic Scott the Miner10
#167tiny plastic Spam Witch37
#171tiny plastic Spunky Princess36
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#248tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski16
#166tiny plastic The Man22
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#145tiny plastic Trouser Snake43
#182tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo14
#573tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#187tiny plastic XXX pr0n33
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#150tiny plastic accordion thief21
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#241tiny plastic angry bugbear27
#213tiny plastic angry goat68
#530tiny plastic angry space marine8
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#169tiny plastic anime smiley36
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#163tiny plastic apathetic lizardman39
#138tiny plastic astronomer44
#212tiny plastic baby gravy fairy67
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#214tiny plastic barrrnacle65
#360tiny plastic batbugbear12
#146tiny plastic beanbat41
#591tiny plastic bee swarm7
#580tiny plastic beebee gunners7
#366tiny plastic beebee queue12
#197tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar16
#337tiny plastic black ops bugbear13
#488tiny plastic blazing bat9
#162tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball86
#156tiny plastic blooper37
#183tiny plastic brainsweeper34
#173tiny plastic briefcase bat36
#275tiny plastic bugaboo16
#587tiny plastic buzzerker7
#258tiny plastic cavebugbear17
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#206tiny plastic cocoabo68
#223tiny plastic coffee pixie60
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#175tiny plastic conservationist hippy22
#181tiny plastic cubist bull34
#192tiny plastic demoninja33
#202tiny plastic disco bandit18
#160tiny plastic drunk goat39
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#349tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus19
#247tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker25
#309tiny plastic fire servant8
#207tiny plastic fluffy bunny30
#266tiny plastic fruit golem23
#205tiny plastic fuzzy dice66
#214tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick64
#204tiny plastic ghuol whelp69
#162tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers38
#165tiny plastic goth giant37
#268tiny plastic grue52
#178tiny plastic handsome mariachi34
#123tiny plastic hermit24
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#209tiny plastic howling balloon monkey70
#536tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear8
#156tiny plastic killer bee89
#222tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box28
#304tiny plastic leprechaun48
#260tiny plastic levitating potato57
#183tiny plastic lobsterfrogman32
#335tiny plastic moneybee13
#212tiny plastic mosquito64
#315tiny plastic mumblebee14
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#222tiny plastic ninja snowman29
#289tiny plastic pastamancer13
#418tiny plastic peacannon6
#229tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime63
#164tiny plastic sauceror20
#171tiny plastic scary clown37
#185tiny plastic seal clubber19
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#174tiny plastic senile lihc35
#114tiny plastic smarmy pirate55
#696tiny plastic spiderbugbear3
#234tiny plastic spiny skelelton26
#173tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton80
#205tiny plastic spooky vampire30
#263tiny plastic stab bat55
#165tiny plastic star starfish77
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#92tiny plastic sweet nutcracker75
#210tiny plastic taco cat29
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#309tiny plastic the Free Man8
#171tiny plastic topiary golem32
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#126tiny plastic turtle tamer26
#201tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni31
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#180tiny plastic warwelf33
#180tiny plastic whitesnake34
#210tiny plastic zmobie30
#694tiny shaker of salt3
#71tofurkey gravy93
#140tofurkey leg53
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#447volcanic ash5
#30warbear blizzard mead21
#87warbear whosit2,639
#66wind-up Whatsian robot8
#61wind-up ensign6
#289wind-up meatcar41
#54wind-up navigation droid7
#61wind-up owl8
#73wind-up vampire teeth5
#109witch hat7
#490wolfman mask12
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#145yellow striped oyster egg15
#26your own black heart239

Wow, that's 207,612 items total!

what items are this player missing?