#76 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 11 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
#182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
#176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
#470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
#76 | BGE pocket calendar | 8 |
#373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
#61 | BGE temporary tattoo | 10 |
#100 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 9 |
#286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
#148 | BitterSweetTarts | 7 |
🥉 | Black Angus blackburger | 11 |
#363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
#181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
#253 | CRIMBCO mug | 56 |
#92 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,975 |
#575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
#1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#785 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
#910 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
#405 | Crimbo candied pecan | 28 |
#454 | Crimbo fudge | 24 |
#439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
#651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
#2760 | Crimbuck | 7 |
#20 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 121 |
#32 | Dust bunny | 327 |
#113 | FDKOL commendation | 6,712 |
#66 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 87 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#395 | Go-Wassail | 45 |
#76 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 11 |
#795 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 9 |
#827 | Knob Goblin pants | 3 |
#849 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 3 |
#867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#84 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 67 |
#576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
#137 | Nardz energy beverage | 6 |
#527 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
#59 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 88 |
#224 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
#25 | Source essence | 157,824 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#75 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
#401 | Typical Tavern swill | 9 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#285 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 46 |
#302 | Wolfman Nardz | 4 |
#369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
#175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
#51 | alien drugs | 71 |
#12 | alien force field disruptor bean | 46 |
#33 | alien protein powder | 11 |
#104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
#17 | amok putter | 49 |
#3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
#46 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 25 |
#62 | antique bottle opener | 11 |
#60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
#26 | antique record album | 103 |
#2045 | baconstone | 2 |
#32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
#443 | bag of bones | 2 |
#1234 | bar skin | 1 |
#823 | bat guano | 2 |
#759 | bat wing | 5 |
#971 | batgut | 4 |
#382 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
#85 | beholed bedsheet | 8 |
#6 | black brandy | 11 |
#2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
#1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#225 | black striped oyster egg | 21 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
#301 | blue striped oyster egg | 14 |
#183 | borrowed time | 1 |
#770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
#512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
#1083 | bottle of gin | 3 |
#5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
#1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
#849 | bowl of cottage cheese | 6 |
#68 | breaded beer | 6 |
#1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#1978 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
#4785 | candy cane | 1 |
#1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
#1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
#3830 | candy stake | 1 |
#1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
#25 | chakra malt | 37 |
#205 | chakra sludge | 3 |
#28 | chakra-mental wine | 37 |
#361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
#578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
#1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
#217 | corpsebite | 1 |
#736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
#785 | corpsetini | 6 |
#136 | cotton candy cone | 3 |
#130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
#22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
#262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
#1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
#37 | discocktail | 200 |
#407 | dwarf bread | 10 |
#5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#337 | eggbeater | 1 |
#2833 | eggnog | 1 |
#541 | elven limbos gingerbread | 25 |
#900 | elven cellocello | 22 |
#1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
#468 | elven socks | 10 |
#1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
#194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
#442 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
#1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
#377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
#575 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
#33 | flask of mining oil | 222 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#173 | floaty sand | 121 |
#378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#168 | fossilized bat skull | 4 |
#652 | fossilized limb | 5 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
#562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
#371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
#221 | fudgecule | 11,278 |
#1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#3305 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
#1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
#119 | groose grease | 1 |
#3472 | grue egg | 4 |
#35 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 210 |
#22 | hambrosier | 37 |
🥈 | ice harvest | 5,609 |
#101 | invisible bag | 8 |
#1886 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
#446 | jerky coins | 44 |
#667 | knuckle sandwich | 29 |
#1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
#420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
#66 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 21 |
#214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
#1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#243 | mauve striped oyster egg | 14 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#57 | molten brick | 215 |
#321 | motivational poster | 13 |
#294 | mulled cider | 5 |
#393 | mummy costume | 15 |
#915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
#3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
#3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#117 | negative lump | 1,081 |
#212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
#657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
#1616 | oozenog | 3 |
#1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
#611 | paperclip | 50 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#39 | paperclip sproinger | 5 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
#662 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
#657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
#1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#196 | plastic guitar | 11 |
#846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
🥉 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 11 |
#1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
#445 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
#216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
#19 | quantum taco | 2,000 |
#1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
#104 | red-headed corpse | 3 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#10 | robot grease | 1,117 |
#8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
#6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
#34 | sea grease | 12 |
#328 | slow jam collection | 13 |
#5 | snow berries | 2,148 |
#99 | soy cordial | 5 |
#594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#545 | stale baguette | 1 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#170 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 197 |
#261 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 124 |
#410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#218 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 144 |
#190 | stuffed Meat | 190 |
#241 | stuffed angry cow | 138 |
#247 | stuffed astral badger | 134 |
#268 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 135 |
#1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#285 | stuffed cocoabo | 117 |
#826 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
#235 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 143 |
#252 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 140 |
#264 | stuffed hand turkey | 128 |
#98 | stuffed key | 376 |
#1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
#263 | stuffed mind flayer | 133 |
#173 | stuffed mink | 204 |
#171 | stuffed monocle | 207 |
#1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#281 | stuffed scary death orb | 123 |
#1079 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19 |
#247 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 140 |
#265 | stuffed snowy owl | 126 |
#221 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 151 |
#1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
#266 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 124 |
#202 | stuffed teddy butler | 179 |
#177 | stuffed tin of caviar | 196 |
#103 | stuffed treasure chest | 378 |
#214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 149 |
#360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
#18 | time shuriken | 2 |
#17 | time's arrow | 92 |
#496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
#748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
#499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
#600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
#614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
#122 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
#324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
#591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
#619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
#562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
#390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
#287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
#568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
#764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
#616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
#940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#189 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 33 |
#400 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 11 |
#242 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 26 |
#253 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
#373 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
#398 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
#218 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 17 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#153 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 40 |
#114 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 30 |
#128 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 29 |
#218 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 5 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
#180 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 76 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#117 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 68 |
#132 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 57 |
#144 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 16 |
#85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#390 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
#333 | tiny plastic Felonia | 12 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#184 | tiny plastic G Imp | 31 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#790 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#163 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 38 |
#159 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 38 |
#288 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 15 |
#168 | tiny plastic Hellion | 36 |
#191 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 32 |
#168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#163 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 23 |
#223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 27 |
#137 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 44 |
#151 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 40 |
#154 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 40 |
#76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#421 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
#190 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 32 |
#164 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 38 |
#482 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
#492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
#82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#442 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 10 |
#167 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 37 |
#171 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 36 |
#90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
#248 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 16 |
#166 | tiny plastic The Man | 22 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#145 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 43 |
#182 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 14 |
#573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
#187 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 33 |
#75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#150 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 21 |
#109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#241 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 27 |
#213 | tiny plastic angry goat | 68 |
#530 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
#77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
#169 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 36 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#163 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 39 |
#138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 44 |
#212 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 67 |
#72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 65 |
#360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
#146 | tiny plastic beanbat | 41 |
#591 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
#580 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
#366 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 12 |
#197 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 16 |
#337 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 13 |
#488 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
#162 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 86 |
#156 | tiny plastic blooper | 37 |
#183 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 34 |
#173 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 36 |
#275 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 16 |
#587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
#258 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 17 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#206 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 68 |
#223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 60 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#175 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 22 |
#181 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 34 |
#192 | tiny plastic demoninja | 33 |
#202 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 18 |
#160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 39 |
#100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#349 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 19 |
#247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 25 |
#309 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
#207 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 30 |
#266 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 23 |
#205 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 66 |
#214 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 64 |
#204 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 69 |
#162 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 38 |
#165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 37 |
#268 | tiny plastic grue | 52 |
#178 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 34 |
#123 | tiny plastic hermit | 24 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#209 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 70 |
#536 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
#156 | tiny plastic killer bee | 89 |
#222 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 28 |
#304 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 48 |
#260 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 57 |
#183 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 32 |
#335 | tiny plastic moneybee | 13 |
#212 | tiny plastic mosquito | 64 |
#315 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 14 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#222 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 29 |
#289 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 13 |
#418 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
#229 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 63 |
#164 | tiny plastic sauceror | 20 |
#171 | tiny plastic scary clown | 37 |
#185 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 19 |
#101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#174 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 35 |
#114 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 55 |
#696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
#234 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 26 |
#173 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 80 |
#205 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 30 |
#263 | tiny plastic stab bat | 55 |
#165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 77 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#92 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 75 |
#210 | tiny plastic taco cat | 29 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#309 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
#171 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 32 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#126 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 26 |
#201 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
#192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#180 | tiny plastic warwelf | 33 |
#180 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 34 |
#210 | tiny plastic zmobie | 30 |
#694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
#71 | tofurkey gravy | 93 |
#140 | tofurkey leg | 53 |
#658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#447 | volcanic ash | 5 |
#30 | warbear blizzard mead | 21 |
#87 | warbear whosit | 2,639 |
#66 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 8 |
#61 | wind-up ensign | 6 |
#289 | wind-up meatcar | 41 |
#54 | wind-up navigation droid | 7 |
#61 | wind-up owl | 8 |
#73 | wind-up vampire teeth | 5 |
#109 | witch hat | 7 |
#490 | wolfman mask | 12 |
#1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#145 | yellow striped oyster egg | 15 |
#26 | your own black heart | 239 |