Museum :: Tee

Tee

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#4	Spooky Putty ball	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1145	banana	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1054	box	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#452	delicious salad	111
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#59	digital underground potion	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2392	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#445	flat dough	1
#821	flavored foot massage oil	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#275	gimlet	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#73	glimmering raven feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#820	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#828	grapes	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#1910	green beer	1
#1159	green candy heart	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#842	green snowcone	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#547	grog	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#655	hair spray	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#626	handful of moss	1
#407	handful of nuts and berries	1
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#994	herbs	1
#966	hill of beans	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#1291	hobo nickel	1
#234	honey-dew	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#684	hot date	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#334	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#605	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#668	inkwell	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#211	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#505	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#910	ketchup hound	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#305	kumquat	1
#632	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#456	leaflet	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#744	leathery bat skin	1
#796	leathery cat skin	1
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1234	lemon	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#938	lewd playing card	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#896	lime	1
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#326	lion oil	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#481	long pork	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1219	magical ice cubes	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#60	maid head	1
#676	maiden wig	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#921	marshmallow	1
#665	martini	1
#1322	marzipan skull	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#498	meat engine	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#984	meat paste	1
#1044	meat stack	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#629	megatofu	1
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Wow, that's 1,204 items total!

what items are this player missing?