Museum :: hax0r

hax0r

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#1118	1-ball	2
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#1051	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#795	30669 scroll	3
#711	33398 scroll	10
#889	4-ball	3
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#800	7-ball	4
#1640	8-ball	4
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#218	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#309	Black No. 2	18
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2192	Crimbuck	21
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#190	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#108	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	35
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#297	Gnollish pie tin	11
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#252	Gnollish toolbox	19
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#11	Hodgman's lucky sock	3
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#603	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#601	Knob Goblin firecracker	19
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#395	Knob Goblin scimitar	23
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#431	Knob Goblin spatula	10
#437	Knob Goblin tongs	21
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#239	Let Me Be!	6
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#111	Meat maid body	2
#468	Meleegra™ pills	17
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#643	Mohawk wig	6
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#233	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#365	Orcish baseball cap	8
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#62	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	21
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#922	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	29
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#31	Wand of Oscus	3
#272	White Citadel burger	7
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#381	adder bladder	15
#91	albatross necklace	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#338	ancient Magi-Wipes	12
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#231	ant agonist	13
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#654	antique greaves	3
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#621	antique helmet	4
#624	antique shield	4
#607	antique spear	5
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#653	asbestos ore	7
#387	asbestos staff	1
#422	asparagus knife	13
#643	asshat	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1721	bag of airline peanuts	2
#293	balaclava	2
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#654	banana peel	1
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#44	basic meat kilt	4
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#89	bat hat	1
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#139	beer lens	23
#355	beertini	5
#241	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#151	big stick	2
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#89	black belt	1
#266	black greaves	9
#226	black helmet	11
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#779	black pixel	9
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#216	black shield	12
#478	black snake skin	8
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#218	black sword	13
#3161	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#591	bloody beer	9
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#318	bloody mary	5
#1014	blue pixel	10
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#346	booty chest charrrm	16
#258	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	24
#821	bottle of vodka	7
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#434	box	23
#231	brass stinger	2
#491	broken skull	29
#447	broken sword	3
#310	bronze breastplate	4
#176	bronzed locust	14
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#425	bugbear beanie	12
#434	bugbear bungguard	11
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#453	bum cheek	24
#185	calavera concertina	1
#883	can of Binarrrca	9
#352	cannonball charrrm	14
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#218	carbonated water lily	28
#222	cardboard katana	2
#57	cardboard staff	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#731	carob chunks	1
#682	casino pass	2
#674	cast	10
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#356	chef's hat	25
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#576	chloroform rag	1
#390	chopsticks	9
#494	chrome ore	9
#429	chrome staff	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1564	clown hammer	3
#797	clown shoes	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#122	clownskin harness	3
#798	club necklace	9
#767	cog	12
#364	cold ninja mask	8
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#98	comfy coffin	9
#864	cool whip	1
#356	copper ha'penny charrrm	13
#270	corn holder	4
#270	corncob pipe	5
#849	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#1131	cranberries	2
#213	cream pie	5
#541	crowbarrr	2
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#455	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#1025	daisy	1
#195	dance card	11
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1479	defective skull	1
#682	demon skin	5
#135	demon-horned hat	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1175	dense meat stack	2
#37	dense meat staff	2
#84	dense meat sword	1
#319	deodorant	8
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#883	diamond necklace	8
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#493	dirty hobo gloves	30
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1530	disco ball	3
#1717	disco mask	1
#1026	disease	1
#335	disembodied brain	10
#187	disembodied smile	2
#228	dishrag	2
#615	disintegrating quill pen	4
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#376	draggin' ball hat	16
#95	dreadlock whip	46
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#763	drum machine	1
#878	dry noodles	8
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#880	dusty bottle of Port	3
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#227	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#429	eXtreme mittens	7
#377	eXtreme scarf	7
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#468	empty meat tank	4
#58	enchantlers	3
#1181	encoder ring	1
#679	evil golden arch	5
#354	evil golden arches	1
#132	evil teddy bear sewing kit	2
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#1016	eye of newt	1
#255	eye-pod	2
#733	eyepatch	4
#406	f3d0r4	14
#1809	fake fake vomit	2
#610	fancy bath salts	8
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#2392	felt	1
#171	fermenting powder	23
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#774	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#880	fine wine	1
#1761	fire	1
#277	fish-liver oil	39
#29	flamin' bindle	13
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#488	flaming talons	10
#905	flaregun	1
#386	floaty sand	38
#63	flypaper staff	1
#791	foam dart	2
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#367	forest tears	1
#328	frayed rope belt	4
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#151	frigid air mattress	5
#417	frigid ninja stars	77
#274	frilly shirt	2
#266	frilly skirt	15
#810	frozen feather	1
#369	frozen nunchaku	7
#3426	fruitcake	1
#264	furry pants	2
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#446	ga-ga radio	3
#79	gauze hammock	2
#183	gauze shorts	1
#557	ghuol egg quiche	1
#191	giant cactus quill	4
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#523	glowing red eye	18
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#371	gnoll lips	9
#509	gnoll teeth	5
#550	goat beard	5
#450	goat cheese pizza	12
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#452	gob of wet hair	22
#167	golden twig	1
#2190	googly eye	2
#45	goth kid t-shirt	108
#482	grapefruit	7
#997	green pixel	6
#595	gremlin juice	1
#284	grog	5
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#534	guano coffee cup	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#1335	handful of confetti	29
#968	handful of hand chalk	7
#311	handful of moss	11
#301	handful of pine needles	10
#899	handful of sand	1
#214	handsomeness potion	10
#431	happiness	3
#640	heart necklace	11
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1593	helmet turtle	3
#893	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#707	hill of beans	7
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#87	hobo nickel	3,197
#27	hobo stogie	1
#132	honey-dew	3
#225	honey-dipped locust	12
#194	hors d'oeuvre tray	8
#667	hot katana blade	8
#384	hot nuggets	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#326	icy katana hilt	10
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#618	infernal insoles	2
#528	inkwell	3
#43	invisible bag	13
#185	irate sombrero	13
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#483	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	12
#227	jack flapper	2
#317	jar of fermented pickle juice	6
#1884	joybuzzer	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#505	keg shield	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#611	lead necklace	10
#348	leaflet	2
#647	leather mask	3
#376	leathery bat skin	13
#501	leathery cat skin	9
#414	leathery rat skin	4
#255	leftovers of indeterminate origin	9
#669	leotarrrd	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#460	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	14
#132	line	740
#337	linoleum ore	15
#437	linoleum staff	1
#117	lion oil	15
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#1355	loose teeth	2
#151	los chinos	4
#36	love song of smoldering passion	732
#36	love song of vague ambiguity	854
#379	lowercase N	25
#432	lucky bottlecap	2
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#395	magic whistle	1
#134	magical mystery juice	216
#450	magicalness-in-a-can	6
#402	magilaser blastercannon	2
#300	maiden wig	8
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#190	maple leaf	3
#189	mariachi G-string	17
#950	mariachi pants	5
#685	marzipan skull	10
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#617	meat paste	17
#664	meat stack	14
#563	meat vortex	36
#335	meatcar model	1
#601	metallic A	30
#609	miner's helmet	2
#508	miner's pants	3
#467	mojo filter	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#429	mother's little helper	5
#551	moxie weed	17
#690	mugcake	1
#812	mummy wrapping	1
#910	murky potion	1
#527	ninja hot pants	4
#380	ninja mop	4
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#2264	obsidian dagger	4
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#80	old school flying disc	6
#797	olive	1
#1616	oozenog	3
#177	opera mask	4
#862	orange snowcone	1
#257	original G	421
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#1351	oyster basket	2
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#822	pail	10
#298	palm frond	20
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#243	panhandle panhandling hat	6
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#411	papaya sling	2
#149	papaya slung	13
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#106	petrified noodles	1
#806	phonics down	21
#491	pickle-flavored chewing gum	13
#332	pile of dusty animal bones	15
#204	pile of jumping beans	20
#253	pine tar	2
#846	pink clay bead	4
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#93	pirate skull	1
#343	pitchfork	6
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#36	plastic bib	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#654	pool cue	5
#74	poutine pole	1
#491	powdered organs	1
#338	prismatic wad	3
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#777	purple clay bead	1
#891	purple snowcone	1
#444	pygmy pygment	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#277	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	4
#74	rainbow bomb	1
#375	ram horns	5
#286	ram stick	9
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#80	ratarang	2
#1504	ravioli hat	1
#394	razor-sharp can lid	32
#69	really really sticky spider web	10
#136	really sticky spider web	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#595	red pixel	8
#384	red pixel potion	8
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#846	red snowcone	1
#576	reinforced beaded headband	1
#518	reodorant	7
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#302	rice bowl	6
#697	ridiculously huge sword	8
#404	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	4
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#800	roll of toilet paper	74
#637	round purple sunglasses	1
#1764	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#1108	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
#1523	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#652	ruby W	9
#287	rum and cola	7
#347	rusty bonesaw	1
#318	rusty metal ring	1
#152	rusty metal shaft	3
#249	sabre teeth	46
#746	sake bomb	1
#152	salamander slurry	2
#981	salamander spleen	1
#855	salty dog	1
#320	salty slug	4
#336	sangria	1
#1464	saucepan	3
#115	sausage wonton	1
#40	savory staff	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#150	scintillating powder	1
#275	scorpion whip	3
#295	screwdriver	5
#341	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	5
#465	scroll of drastic healing	118
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#858	seal-skull helmet	3
#279	sensitive poetry journal	1
#398	serpentine sword	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#312	shaving cream	1
#342	shingle	16
#412	shock collar	1
#396	sk8board	2
#942	skeleton key	1
#329	skewer	22
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#79	sleazy bindle	7
#195	slimy fermented bile bladder	71
#226	slimy sweetbreads	50
#941	smoky potion	1
#57	smoldering staff	1
#295	snarling wolf shield	2
#475	snorkel	1
#259	snowboarder pants	14
#1006	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	17
#78	solid baconstone necklace	1
#447	solid gold pegleg	5
#72	soylent staff	1
#1044	spade necklace	7
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#839	spectre scepter	38
#601	spider web	34
#49	spooky bindle	12
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#981	spooky mushroom	23
#316	spooky powder	2
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#1002	spooky shrunken head	2
#278	spooky staff	1
#785	spooky stick	5
#682	spork	1
#453	spring	43
#714	sprocket	12
#1131	squashed frog	1
#69	squeaky staff	1
#212	stained mattress	5
#118	star	692
#54	star boomerang	3
#87	star buckler	4
#274	star chart	62
#330	star crossbow	2
#422	star hat	2
#170	star pants	2
#288	star shirt	1
#133	star spatula	1
#190	star staff	2
#280	star starfish	1
#65	star stiletto	2
#286	star sword	2
#147	star throwing star	2
#28	starchy staff	3
#1028	stick	1
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
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#1298	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	39
#2248	stuffed angry cow	22
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#1868	stuffed baby gravy fairy	28
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#1675	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	31
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#1400	stuffed hand turkey	37
#1526	stuffed mind flayer	34
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#41	tighty whiteys	10
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#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
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#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
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#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2055	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6119	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2802	tiny plastic astronomer	2
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#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
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#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2752	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4596	tiny plastic hermit	1
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#2165	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#488	tip jar	1
#436	tires	13
#703	titanium assault umbrella	5
#1019	toast	606
#411	tofu casserole	2
#333	tomato daiquiri	4
#199	tomb ratchet	4
#1404	tooth	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1106	toy wheel	6
#137	tropical orchid	25
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#192	twinkly powder	54
#391	upsy daisy	2
#611	useless powder	154
#1238	valuable trinket	31
#667	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1288	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#392	viking helmet	25
#323	vodka and cranberry	6
#197	voodoo snuff	8
#895	vorpal blade	1
#709	wad of dough	19
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#510	war tongs	1
#474	water wings	1
#220	whip kit	1
#443	whiskey and cola	3
#426	whiskey sour	3
#569	white Canadian	3
#1161	white candy heart	1
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#126	white collar	15
#214	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
#210	white picket fence	19
#714	white pixel	12
#278	white satin pants	13
#314	white satin shield	5
#406	white snake skin	22
#241	white sword	21
#1751	whoopie cushion	2
#512	wicker shield	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#129	witch hat	6
#237	witty rapier	15
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#261	wooden axe	2
#143	wooden figurine	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#460	wool hat	2
#61	woolen cravat	1
#259	worn tophat	6
#660	worthless gewgaw	3
#509	worthless trinket	4
#665	wussiness potion	9
#176	yak anorak	1
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2050	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1075	yeti fur	22
#2204	yo	1
#255	yohohoyo	10

Wow, that's 12,994 items total!

what items are this player missing?