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#298'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign6
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#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
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#759Bit O' Ectoplasm1
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#308Black No. 218
#479Blackfly Chardonnay4
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#224Blizzards I Have Died In4
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#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
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#2192Crimbuck21
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#108El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)2
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#203El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)2
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#108Elf Farm Raffle ticket35
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
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#347Genalen™ Bottle3
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#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
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#746Knob Goblin visor2
#239Let Me Be!6
#126Maxing, Relaxing7
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#158ND1
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🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
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#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
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#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
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#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8223tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#2166tiny plastic zmobie3
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#488tip jar1
#436tires13
#703titanium assault umbrella5
#1018toast606
#411tofu casserole2
#333tomato daiquiri4
#199tomb ratchet4
#1404tooth1
#1116toy mercenary4
#2475toy ray gun1
#1106toy wheel6
#137tropical orchid25
#575tube of dread wax1
#158tuning fork1
#1790turtle totem1
#192twinkly powder54
#391upsy daisy2
#610useless powder154
#1238valuable trinket31
#667vampire collar1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1288vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#392viking helmet25
#322vodka and cranberry6
#197voodoo snuff8
#895vorpal blade1
#708wad of dough19
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#510war tongs1
#474water wings1
#220whip kit1
#443whiskey and cola3
#425whiskey sour3
#568white Canadian3
#1160white candy heart1
#686white chocolate and tomato pizza2
#126white collar15
#214white hat hacker T-shirt6
#209white picket fence19
#714white pixel12
#278white satin pants13
#314white satin shield5
#406white snake skin22
#241white sword21
#1750whoopie cushion2
#512wicker shield1
#814windchimes1
#415wine spritzer1
#129witch hat6
#237witty rapier15
#317wonderwall shield2
#261wooden axe2
#143wooden figurine2
#102wooden salad bowl1
#811wooden stakes1
#460wool hat2
#61woolen cravat1
#259worn tophat6
#662worthless gewgaw3
#511worthless trinket4
#665wussiness potion9
#176yak anorak1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1075yeti fur22
#2204yo1
#255yohohoyo10

Wow, that's 12,994 items total!

what items are this player missing?