| #80 | 1-ball | 100 |
| #94 | 2-ball | 89 |
| #102 | 3-ball | 83 |
| #96 | 4-ball | 88 |
| #90 | 5-ball | 93 |
| #122 | 6-ball | 65 |
| #127 | 7-ball | 69 |
| #118 | 8-ball | 359 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #52 | BACON | 3,735 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #506 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #306 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #1763 | Crimbuck | 87 |
| #68 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 60 |
| #155 | Microplushie: Bropane | 86 |
| #218 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 19 |
| #189 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 31 |
| #239 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 11 |
| #220 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 48 |
| #199 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 76 |
| #96 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 14 |
| #197 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 36 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 112 |
| #177 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 51 |
| #148 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 81 |
| #76 | Mr. Haggis | 56 |
| #11 | Pokëmann band-aid | 501 |
| #30 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 30 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 29 |
| #58 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 9 |
| #39 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 19 |
| #54 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 17 |
| #47 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 18 |
| #35 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 30 |
| #46 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 10 |
| #64 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 14 |
| #29 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 37 |
| #52 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 10 |
| #71 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 20 |
| #55 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 23 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 39 |
| #39 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 26 |
| #69 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 84 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #350 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #705 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1431 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #618 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #444 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #438 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #663 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #789 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1736 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #64 | barrel beryl | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #95 | choco-Crimbot | 25 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #46 | gold nuggets | 537 |
| #89 | gold star | 35 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #88 | gold toothbrush | 51 |
| #72 | haggis socks | 68 |
| #80 | home robotics kit | 30 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #189 | pie man was not meant to eat | 11 |
| #65 | pile of useless robot parts | 20 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #710 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 62 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #873 | stuffed Meat | 54 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #302 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 25 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1808 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #237 | stuffed martini | 40 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #894 | stuffed mink | 52 |
| #689 | stuffed monocle | 70 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #765 | stuffed teddy butler | 61 |
| #643 | stuffed tin of caviar | 75 |
| #2408 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #62 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 14 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 15 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 13 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 7 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
| #41 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 17 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 13 |
| #27 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 10 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #157 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 8 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #107 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 11 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 7 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 12 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 13 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 7 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #79 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 13 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 14 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 15 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 6 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 8 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #707 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 7 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #230 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #675 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #662 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #480 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #600 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 7 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #709 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1069 | toast | 555 |
| #638 | useless powder | 139 |