| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #51 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 9 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #265 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 9 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #662 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #469 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #940 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1134 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #60 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #367 | baconstone | 22 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #282 | black paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #701 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #149 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #360 | buckyball | 13 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #471 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #458 | cool whip | 5 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #81 | effluvious emerald | 20 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #693 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #592 | facsimile dictionary | 16 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1290 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #641 | giant pinky ring | 23 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #134 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #308 | hamethyst | 26 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #563 | laser-broiled pear | 14 |
| #426 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #288 | lavender striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #158 | leaf of grass | 2 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #284 | lucky rabbit's foot | 23 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #330 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #540 | monomolecular yo-yo | 101 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #614 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #805 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #159 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #338 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #425 | off-white striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #201 | pants of the Slug Lord | 19 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #72 | pat-a-cake pendant | 16 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #345 | porquoise | 22 |
| #103 | pristine fish scale | 2 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #410 | puce plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #391 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #38 | reinforced furry underpants | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2128 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #640 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #950 | shiny ring | 23 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #187 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #1247 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #110 | steamy ruby | 14 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #535 | stuffed gray blob | 67 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #168 | tawdry amethyst | 6 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #437 | towel | 22 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1787 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #367 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |