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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #663 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #1026 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #775 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #191 | Hollandaise helmet | 33 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #747 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 36 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
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| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
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| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
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| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 6 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
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| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #8 | black cherry soda | 4,987 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #161 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #487 | delicious salad | 101 |
| #681 | disco ball | 34 |
| #626 | disco mask | 36 |
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| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #772 | empty agua de vida bottle | 88 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #219 | floaty sand | 98 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1265 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #745 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #690 | helmet turtle | 43 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #189 | mariachi hat | 33 |
| #948 | mariachi pants | 5 |
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| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #585 | obsidian dagger | 31 |
| #1103 | old sweatpants | 33 |
| #98 | orange leather lanyard | 3 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #572 | pasta spoon | 34 |
| #1106 | penguin focaccia bread | 17 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #439 | pink clay bead | 24 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #37 | powdered organs | 200 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #563 | ravioli hat | 33 |
| #136 | red China marble | 2 |
| #449 | red class ring | 18 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #590 | saucepan | 62 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #848 | seal tooth | 4 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #621 | seal-clubbing club | 37 |
| #313 | seal-skull helmet | 41 |
| #1524 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #887 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #660 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #696 | stolen accordion | 37 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1180 | stuffed key | 33 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1713 | stuffed teddy butler | 18 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1309 | stuffed treasure chest | 27 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 12 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 11 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #554 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 13 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #847 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #991 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #785 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 22 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #927 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 19 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #881 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #671 | turtle totem | 41 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #677 | wolfman mask | 8 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |