Sir Sir for Sure

RankItemQuantity
#138'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign13
#303ASCII shirt6
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#925Boris's ring1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#30C.H.U.M. chum86
#163C.H.U.M. knife6
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#199El Vibrato power sphere6
#77El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)3
#134El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)5
#203El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)2
#98El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)4
#230El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#171El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)2
#129El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)2
#201El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)4
#163El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)5
#126El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)5
🥇French slippers1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#592Knob Goblin elite shirt6
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#730Let Me Be!2
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#137Mer-kin fastjuice2
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#157Mer-kin killscroll2
#127Mer-kin takebag3
#1963Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#73Mr. Joe's bangles16
#50NPZR chemistry set130
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#200Sensual Massage for Creeps6
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#85Spooky Surprise Egg219
#629Summer Nights2
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#220Ye Olde Navy Fleece2
#108ancient cursed foot locker3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#433asbestos apron1
#107asbestos stick2
#247ball26
#110barskin cloak1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#227battered hubcap1
#175bazookafish bubble gum15
#643bed of coals1
#232beefy fish meat1
#232beholed bedsheet4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#632black pudding1
#258black spot3
#206blob-shaped Crimbo cookie28
#607blue glowstick2
#943blue plasma ball1
#135bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#103bottle of sewage schnapps81
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#115brick of sand19
#591bronze breastplate1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#264buckyball20
#228burrowgrub hive1
#951can of Binarrrca8
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1439candied yams5
#3829candy stake1
#187canteen of wine120
#663cheap elven gloves6
#738cheap studded belt3
#1660cheap toaster1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#1348club necklace5
#1139cog1
#415comfy coffin3
#217concentrated garbage juice4
#142corncob pipe11
#484cream stout2
#151cup of infinite pencils10
#70cup of primitive beer98
#385cursed bottle of black-label rum2
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#1292dead guy's watch1
#615deadly lampshade1
#62decaying goldfish liver120
#1081delicious salad12
#106demonskin jacket2
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#153detective skull1
#1363diamond necklace5
#1852disturbing fanfic1
#297dreadlock whip2
#905duck-on-a-string2
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#161dull fish scale43
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#88elven limbos gingerbread101
#344elven moonshine34
#855elven socks4
#541energy drink IV1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#591extra-greasy slider2
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#70fancy canapés6
#421fancy dress ball31
#1175felt7
#737festive holiday hat5
#28fish bazooka3
#92fish scimitar1
#38fish stick2
#1610flashing novelty button1
#269floral print shirt1
#497foam noodle1
#202frayed rope belt7
#323freezin' bindle2
#285frigid air mattress3
#2871fruitcake2
#186fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#62gator skin121
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#130giant glass of brandy4
#196gilded ancient cursed chest1
#110gilded ancient cursed key2
#305gingerbread mutant bugbear11
#84glob of green slime26
#1108glowing red eye1
#693golden ring40
#1916googly eye3
#719goth kid t-shirt3
#840gray bow tie6
#218grungy flannel shirt3
#106gyroscope30
#3244handful of confetti6
#405harem girl t-shirt2
#1228heart necklace6
#615heart-shaped balloon7
#319herb brownies87
#1136herbal stuffing6
#147hipposkin poncho1
#19hobo dungarees1
#184hobo fortress blueprints1
#234honey-dew1
#594iGoogly29
#65imitation crab meat91
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#577inflatable duck1
#60invisible bag11
#448irradiated candy cane9
#550jar of fermented pickle juice2
#581jar of squeeze1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1783killing feather25
#318kite23
#520knuckle sandwich42
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#253lewd playing card10
#126linoleum sword hilt1
#205love song of disturbing obsession13
#196love song of icy revenge11
#239love song of naughty innuendo9
#228love song of smoldering passion10
#238love song of sugary cuteness7
#234love song of vague ambiguity9
#190lucky bottlecap8
#1977lucky rabbit's foot1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#145miniature antlers1
#2028monomolecular yo-yo1
#195mylar scout drone24
#3074nanite-infested candy cane2
#1928nanite-infested eggnog3
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
🥉nutty organic salad1,135
#104octopus's spade2
#129oozenog20
#179ornate ancient cursed key1
#1291oversized fish scaler4
#1889oyster basket1
#566pack of KWE trading card6
#7pair of ragged claws61
#239palm-frond cloak1
#185panhandle panhandling hat9
#85parasitic claw3
#40parasitic headgnawer3
#43parasitic strangleworm3
#31parasitic tentacles3
#806party hat1
#813patent leather shoes6
#823penguin thesaurus7
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1395polyalloy shield3
#222possessed top25
#438prismatic wad1
#321psycho sweater1
#157pufferfish spine1
#962razor-sharp can lid1
#198rhinestone cowboy shirt2
#338roboduck-on-a-string4
#1576rogue swarmer38
#2145rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1291rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#1842rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#1265rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#37rusty compass5
#54rusty speargun3
#150sand dollar118
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#1913sawblade fragment27
#1033sawblade shield1
#92sea avocado3
#81sea carrot5
#85sea cucumber4
#126sea honeydew1
#85sea lychee3
#71sea tangelo4
#154seaweed1
#40sewer nuggets750
#122shark jumper1
#135shark tooth1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#172simple ancient cursed key1
#100six-rainbow shield1
#897skeleton bone14
#123slab of sponge3
#511sleazy bindle1
#79soggy seed packet25
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1175spade necklace6
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#138special sauce glove1
#45sponge helmet1
#53spongy shield1
#236spooky bindle4
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1057sprocket1
#57square sponge pants1
#362stained mattress3
#165star shirt2
#1028stick1
#699stick-on eyebrow piercing6
#152straw hat1
#1930stringy sinew1
#3308stuffed Cheshire bitten13
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1634stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech31
#521stuffed alien blob12
#2774stuffed angry cow17
#1139stuffed astral badger45
#1762stuffed baby gravy fairy30
#1245stuffed cocoabo39
#478stuffed doppelshifter29
#1390stuffed flaming gravy fairy37
#1495stuffed frozen gravy fairy35
#768stuffed gray blob32
#1637stuffed hand turkey32
#1526stuffed mind flayer34
#1412stuffed scary death orb37
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1436stuffed sleazy gravy fairy36
#4403stuffed snowy owl8
#1574stuffed spooky gravy fairy33
#1685stuffed spooky mushroom4
#2345stuffed stinky gravy fairy21
#1767stuffed undead elbow macaroni29
#1137stuffing7
#666synthetic stuffing8
#2033teddy bear1
#1592teddy borg2
#1059theoretical string6
#124thermos of brew4
#188tin cup of mulligan stew6
#174tin star1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#2571tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#319tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#233toast5,746
#1592toothsome rock4
#258top17
#1202toy crazy train5
#899toy deathbot1
#1105toy hoverpad6
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1116toy mercenary4
#428toy soldier4
#1722toy space helmet2
#650toy train3
#1429tree-eating kite12
#82tuxedo shirt3
#1233unstable DNA26
#1340unstable laser battery39
#99vampire collar23
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#51very large caltrop1
#1062vibrating cyborg knife7
#474water wings1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#250white hat hacker T-shirt5
#122white snakeskin duster1
#211witch hat4
#317wonderwall shield2
#95yak anorak3

Wow, that's 11,237 items total!

what items are this player missing?