| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2019 | Crimbuck | 38 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #348 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #167 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #24 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #391 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #42 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 3 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1604 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #225 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #143 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 15 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #545 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #431 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #1274 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #210 | colorful plastic ball | 200 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #171 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2232 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #329 | hideous egg | 10 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #844 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
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| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
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| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #77 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |