ElGrande

RankItemQuantity
#349A. W. O. L. commendation17
#23ASCII shirt139
#27Ax of L'rose1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#47BRICKO bat1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#290Bash-Ōs cereal1
#336Blackfly Chardonnay10
#454Bonerdagon necklace26
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#1166Boss Bat bling2
#223Boss Bat britches58
#1011Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#310Codpiece of the Goblin King23
#448Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
#910Crimbo Candy Cookbook4
#587Crimbo pie2
#1495Crown of the Goblin King14
#630Dolphin King's crown7
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#264Drowsy Sword72
#1514Dyspepsi grenade2
#88Dyspepsi-Cola888
#498Elfin shortbread1
#1051Ent cider2
#743Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#509Green Clover of Justice4
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#367Jumbo Dr. Lucifer23
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#172Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#342Knob pasty1
#646Knob sausage1
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#280Knob stuffed shells2
#132Knoll lo mein1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#491Knoll shroomkabob1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#669LED block1
#356Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet72
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1199M-2421
#796Mad Train wine61
#400Manetwich1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#293Mountain Stream soda89
#2154Mr. Mediocrebar7
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#250Nickel Gamma of Frugality27
#742Now and Earlier1
#146Oil of Parrrlay23
#272Orange Star of Sacrifice8
#1600Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#815Pink Heart of Spirit1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#166SPF 451 lip balm15
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#62Spam Witch sammich1,065
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#346The Big Book of Pirate Insults9
#1093Trollhouse cookies4
#399Wand of Nagamar13
#392White Citadel burger2
#430White Citadel fries1
#139Yellow Moon of Compassion18
#2500Yummy Tummy bean10
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#105a butt tuba16
#1230abominable snowcone2
#503accidental cider1
#108ancient cursed foot locker3
#396ancient frozen dinner4
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#53angel-food cake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1454anniversary gift box3
#270ant hoe1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#1061anticheese1
#496antique packet of ketchup1
#140asparagus lo mein1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#358bätzle1
#183babycakes1
#531baconstone15
#678badass belt74
#502bag of bones1
#504bag of lard2
#632balaclava baklava1
#630ballroom blintz1
#968banana2
#337banana cream pie1
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#33bar skin745
#122bar whip1
#512barbed-wire fence8
#2127barrrnacle1
#250bat guano61
#168bat haggis2
#216bat wing kabob1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1061battered Crimbo Crate5
#230bean burrito2
#138beer basted brat1
#117beer-a-pult1
#787beertini1
#315beholed bedsheet3
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#63bilge wine726
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#874black candy heart1
#489black forest cake3
#450black forest ham2
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#635black pudding1
#813black snowcone1
#919black-and-blue light1
#892blackberry1
#691blob-shaped Crimbo cookie10
#1035bloody beer1
#125blue velvet cake1
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#277bone meal1
#280boring spaghetti1
#285bottle of Pinot Renoir5
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#1460bottle of goofballs16
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#15bottle of sake146
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#849bowl of cottage cheese6
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#169bowl of rye sprouts1
#2058box of sunshine64
#1190boxed wine2
#380brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
#167brains casserole2
#580brown sugar cane2
#437bunch of bananas9
#578bunch of square grapes1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#364burnt flower2
#850burst hellseal brain1
#442cactus fruit2
#740can of Binarrrca11
#554can of Swiller1
#6can of spinach506
#2976can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#3108candy stake2
#1539canteen of wine3
#173carob brownies1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#732carob chunks1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#216catgut taco1
#690centipede eggs1
#664cherry1
#273cherry pie1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#209chintzy seal pendant5
#346chintzy turtle brooch2
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#696chunk of depleted Grimacite13
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1348club necklace5
#204cob of corn1
#290cocktail onion1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#248cold hi mein1
#241cold wad7
#883commemorative war stein1
#95congratulatory cake1
🥉control crystal1
#604cool mushroom2
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#1131cranberries2
#950crazy little Turkish delight1
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#433cream pie1
#370creamsicle5
#523cruelty-free wine1
#116cupcake-in-a-cup3
#399cursed black pearl onion2
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#379cyborg stompin' boot5
#605dehydrated caviar2
#468delicious noodles1
#1686delicious salad2
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#43delicious stinkbug98
#977dense meat stack5
#597desiccated apricot3
#1148designer handbag1
#1957diamond necklace3
#281digital key lime pie2
#392dire fudgesicle2
#1628disassembled clover1
#212distilled fortified wine12
#298divine champagne flute21
#478divine cracker1
#562dollhive13
#108donkey flipbook7
#356dope wheels1
#713dusty Crimbo crate13
#308dusty bottle of Marsala59
#79dusty bottle of Merlot273
#342dusty bottle of Muscat48
#17dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2,058
#73dusty bottle of Port319
#79dusty bottle of Zinfandel259
#1281dwarf bread1
#1486easter egg balloon16
#504effluvious emerald1
#84elven limbos gingerbread105
#38elven moonshine180
#106empty Cloaca-Cola bottle130
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#174escargotsicle2
#180facehugging alien3
#694facsimile dictionary13
#507fake blood2
#24fancy ball mask6
#377fancy canapés1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#322fettucini Inconnu1
#198fine wine42
#692[2426]fire flower1
#141fishy fish1
#153fishy fish casserole1
#95fishy fish lasagna2
#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#275flower petal pie1
#430foie gras1
#462fortune cookie1
#323frat brats1
#348fricasseed brains2
#827frozen mushroom1
#2153fruitcake4
#444gearbox necklace2
#1922ghost cucumber1
#1009ghuol egg4
#391ghuol egg quiche3
#996ghuol guolash1
#257ghuol-ear kabob1
#447giant discarded bottlecap11
#1453giant discarded plastic fork4
#489giant discarded torn-up glove9
#547giant pinky ring27
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#1496gloomy black mushroom1
#170gloomy mushroom wine4
#99gnat lasagna1
#98gnatloaf1
#132gnatloaf casserole1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#767goat cheese2
#665goat cheese pizza4
#91goat cheese taco5
#152gold lamé pants5
#692golden ring40
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#638green candy heart11
#733grue egg omelette1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#954hamethyst8
#812handful of confetti52
#408handful of nuts and berries1
#463handful of walnuts1
#1998heart necklace3
#1241herb brownies1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#544hideous egg2
#235honey-dew1
#258hot buttered roll1
#684hot date1
#266hot hi mein1
#1287hot wing1
#344iGoogly75
#473immense cyborg hand8
#605insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#211jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#1204jar of swamp gas2
#560jumbo olive1
#189jumping bean burrito1
#86jumping bean taco2
#184juniper berries1
#552killing feather58
#375kiwi1
#349knob ka-bobs1
#81knuckle sandwich302
#305kumquat1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#181laser-broiled pear40
#650lavender candy heart11
#268lavender candygram1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#1233lemon1
#206lemon meringue pie5
#624lihc eye pie1
#723lime4
#142long pork casserole1
#141long pork chop sandwiches1
#1323marzipan skull1
#180massive sitar1
#691meat from yesterday1
#570meat stack25
#211meatsmithing guide1
#168menudo1
#266menudo ravioli1
#795mind flayer corpse2
#314mixed wildflower greens1
#690mugcake1
#313mushroom pizza2
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1928nanite-infested eggnog3
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#175nutty organic salad1
#213obsidian dagger63
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#278oily mushroom wine1
#796olive1
#156olive lo mein1
#119olive stir-fry1
#1187oozenog4
#942orange1
#320orange candygram1
#1756oversized fish scaler2
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
#186painful penne pasta1
#797pants of the Slug Lord4
#851papaya3
#538papaya taco1
#257peach1
#224peach pie1
#239pear1
#190pear tart1
#80penguin thesaurus63
#523personalized birthday cake3
#153pie crust11
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#876pile of candy3
#652pink candy heart11
#286pink candygram1
#51pirate fledges2
#428plain pizza1
#266plum1
#121plum wine5
#702pointy mushroom1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#860polyalloy shield5
#1318pork elf goodies sack2
#869porquoise8
#615poutine2
#209pr0n cocktail1
#243pr0n m4nic0tti1
#145pr0n stir-fry1
#202pr0n taco1
#128psycho sweater3
#335purple pixel pie1
#614quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#304raspberry1
#366rat appendix kabob2
#148rat appendix stir-fry1
#140rat scrapple1
#223ravioli della hippy1
#157really dense meat stack35
#188really really sticky spider web1
#136really sticky spider web1
#1555roasted marshmallow1
#212robotronic egg110
#84rogue swarmer234
#709royal jelly3
#155royal jelly taco2
#1764rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#1842rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#2736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#1021rusty chain necklace1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#408sausage pizza1
#115sausage wonton1
#577savoy truffle1
#459sawblade fragment72
#1032sawblade shield1
#376scented massage oil3
#436shiny butcherknife1
#410shiny hood ornament1
#474shiny ring54
#357shot of rotgut1
#148shrinking powder3
#482silver shrimp fork3
#170silver tongue charrrm53
#570six pack of Mountain Stream3
#79six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola3
#182skewered cat appendix1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#232sleazy hi mein1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#478solid gold bowling ball38
#218solid gold pegleg22
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1043spade necklace7
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#418spark plug earring2
#635spectre scepter52
#180spicy bean burrito1
#156spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#135spicy jumping bean burrito1
#161spicy mushroom quesadilla1
#224spicy noodles1
#1160spider web1
#247spooky hi mein1
#168spooky lo mein1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#229spooky shroomkabob1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#399spooky wad1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1131squashed frog1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1402stainless steel shillelagh3
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#382stainless steel slacks9
#774stainless steel solitaire4
#444stainless steel suspenders9
#545stale baguette1
#749stalk of asparagus2
#252star key lime pie2
#602stick-on eyebrow piercing20
#231stinky hi mein1
#821stinky mushroom1
#104stinky mushroom wine3
#939strange shiny disc1
#888strawberry1
#139strawberry pie10
#238strawberry wine7
#1334stray chihuahua1
#1771stuffed Baron von Ratsworth16
#1393stuffed Cheshire bitten36
#1742stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#2299stuffed Meat8
#1368stuffed angry cow37
#962stuffed astral badger52
#816stuffed baby gravy fairy61
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#941stuffed cocoabo50
#1026stuffed crazy bastard sword5
#1968stuffed flaming gravy fairy26
#1683stuffed frozen gravy fairy31
#1657stuffed gray blob6
#1637stuffed hand turkey32
#1142stuffed martini5
#1404stuffed mind flayer37
#1698stuffed mink18
#2084stuffed monocle11
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#1932stuffed scary death orb27
#1558stuffed shoulder parrot12
#1844stuffed sleazy gravy fairy28
#1922stuffed snowy owl26
#2194stuffed spooky gravy fairy23
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#1988stuffed stinky gravy fairy25
#2467stuffed undead elbow macaroni20
#438stunt nuts2
#683sturdy Crimbo crate19
#96super ka-bob2
#198super salad1
#219synthetic stuffing60
#810t8r tots1
#307tangerine1
#20tasty louse180
#138tasty tart12
#295tawdry amethyst2
#629teddy borg13
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#208theoretical string113
#415thistle wine3
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#142tighty whiteys1
#528tiny bottle of absinthe14
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3929tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3078tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#3993tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2165tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#1486tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2182tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1427tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4019tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2512tiny plastic angry goat7
#2159tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#3975tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#4899tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#4479tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3952tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#1477tiny plastic demoninja5
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#4883tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#808tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers9
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#6074tiny plastic killer bee2
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#8199tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6183tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2727tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2176tiny plastic scary clown3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3950tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4890tiny plastic star starfish3
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3859tiny plastic topiary golem1
#1435tiny plastic whitesnake5
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#455toast2,211
#545tofu casserole1
#107tofu stir-fry1
#133tofu taco1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1136tomato1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#749torn hellseal sinew1
#177toy hoverpad126
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#226tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#859twinkly wad10
#679uncooked chorizo1
#251unearthly onyx3
#177unfortunate dumplings1
#693unidentified jerky1
#233unstable laser battery85
#511urinal cake2
#608valuable trinket120
#314vertebra of the Bonerdagon32
#550vibrating cyborg knife10
#179vinegar-soaked lemon slice115
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#131walrus ice cream1
#631warm mushroom1
#126wet stew1
#222white Xanadian1
#669white candy heart11
#276white candygram1
#351white chocolate and tomato pizza6
#624white chocolate chip cookies2
#958white chocolate chips1
#351white picket fence10
#348white snake skin29
#88white whip1
#390witch hat2
#141wooden stakes23
#52woven baling wire bracelets13
#527wrench bracelet5
#786yellow candy heart11
#279yellow candygram2
#740yellow glowstick1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#616yeti fur118
#235yohohoyo11
#21yummy death watch beetle200
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 15,397 items total!

what items are this player missing?