ElGrande

RankItemQuantity
#349A. W. O. L. commendation17
#23ASCII shirt139
#27Ax of L'rose1
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#47BRICKO bat1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#4299Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#290Bash-Ōs cereal1
#335Blackfly Chardonnay10
#453Bonerdagon necklace26
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#1169Boss Bat bling2
#221Boss Bat britches58
#1011Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#309Codpiece of the Goblin King23
#447Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
#913Crimbo Candy Cookbook4
#587Crimbo pie2
#1499Crown of the Goblin King14
#632Dolphin King's crown7
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1497Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#262Drowsy Sword72
#1513Dyspepsi grenade2
#88Dyspepsi-Cola888
#499Elfin shortbread1
#1051Ent cider2
#741Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#510Green Clover of Justice4
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1148Heimandatz's heart1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#367Jumbo Dr. Lucifer23
#628Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#171Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#343Knob pasty1
#647Knob sausage1
#121Knob sausage stir-fry1
#131Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#279Knob stuffed shells2
#131Knoll lo mein1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#491Knoll shroomkabob1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#669LED block1
#356Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet72
#969Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1200M-2421
#796Mad Train wine61
#401Manetwich1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#406Miniborg strangler1
#293Mountain Stream soda89
#2153Mr. Mediocrebar7
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#249Nickel Gamma of Frugality27
#741Now and Earlier1
#146Oil of Parrrlay23
#273Orange Star of Sacrifice8
#1600Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#775Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#779Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#672Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#166SPF 451 lip balm15
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#62Spam Witch sammich1,065
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#346The Big Book of Pirate Insults9
#1092Trollhouse cookies4
#399Wand of Nagamar13
#393White Citadel burger2
#431White Citadel fries1
#139Yellow Moon of Compassion18
#2499Yummy Tummy bean10
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#105a butt tuba16
#1230abominable snowcone2
#503accidental cider1
#108ancient cursed foot locker3
#395ancient frozen dinner4
#3680ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#53angel-food cake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1455anniversary gift box3
#271ant hoe1
#253ant pitchfork1
#284ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#1062anticheese1
#496antique packet of ketchup1
#139asparagus lo mein1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#358bätzle1
#183babycakes1
#533baconstone15
#678badass belt74
#502bag of bones1
#504bag of lard2
#632balaclava baklava1
#630ballroom blintz1
#968banana2
#338banana cream pie1
#388banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#1024banana-frosted king cake1
#33bar skin745
#122bar whip1
#513barbed-wire fence8
#2130barrrnacle1
#253bat guano61
#169bat haggis2
#216bat wing kabob1
#143bat wing stir-fry1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1062battered Crimbo Crate5
#230bean burrito2
#138beer basted brat1
#117beer-a-pult1
#787beertini1
#315beholed bedsheet3
#1066bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#63bilge wine726
#94birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#872black candy heart1
#488black forest cake3
#449black forest ham2
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#633black pudding1
#812black snowcone1
#918black-and-blue light1
#893blackberry1
#690blob-shaped Crimbo cookie10
#1033bloody beer1
#125blue velvet cake1
#462blueberry-frosted king cake2
#277bone meal1
#279boring spaghetti1
#284bottle of Pinot Renoir5
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#1461bottle of goofballs16
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#16bottle of sake146
#1076bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#93bowl of Bounty-Os1
#850bowl of cottage cheese6
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#170bowl of rye sprouts1
#2065box of sunshine64
#1192boxed wine2
#379brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
#167brains casserole2
#581brown sugar cane2
#437bunch of bananas9
#579bunch of square grapes1
#468bungle in the jungle1
#364burnt flower2
#852burst hellseal brain1
#442cactus fruit2
#740can of Binarrrca11
#553can of Swiller1
#6can of spinach506
#2976can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4790candy cane1
#3110candy stake2
#1539canteen of wine3
#173carob brownies1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#639carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#215catgut taco1
#691centipede eggs1
#665cherry1
#273cherry pie1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#209chintzy seal pendant5
#346chintzy turtle brooch2
#815chocolate-frosted king cake1
#689chorizo brownies1
#764chorizo taco1
#696chunk of depleted Grimacite13
#1755circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1348club necklace5
#205cob of corn1
#290cocktail onion1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#248cold hi mein1
#241cold wad7
#884commemorative war stein1
#95congratulatory cake1
🥉control crystal1
#604cool mushroom2
#170cool mushroom casserole1
#1132cranberries2
#952crazy little Turkish delight1
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#434cream pie1
#370creamsicle5
#522cruelty-free wine1
#116cupcake-in-a-cup3
#399cursed black pearl onion2
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#379cyborg stompin' boot5
#606dehydrated caviar2
#468delicious noodles1
#1686delicious salad2
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#43delicious stinkbug98
#975dense meat stack5
#598desiccated apricot3
#1155designer handbag1
#1958diamond necklace3
#283digital key lime pie2
#392dire fudgesicle2
#1630disassembled clover1
#212distilled fortified wine12
#298divine champagne flute21
#479divine cracker1
#562dollhive13
#107donkey flipbook7
#356dope wheels1
#714dusty Crimbo crate13
#308dusty bottle of Marsala59
#79dusty bottle of Merlot273
#343dusty bottle of Muscat48
#17dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2,058
#73dusty bottle of Port319
#79dusty bottle of Zinfandel259
#1280dwarf bread1
#1486easter egg balloon16
#505effluvious emerald1
#84elven limbos gingerbread105
#38elven moonshine180
#105empty Cloaca-Cola bottle130
#208enchanted bean burrito1
#174escargotsicle2
#179facehugging alien3
#692facsimile dictionary13
#507fake blood2
#24fancy ball mask6
#377fancy canapés1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#323fettucini Inconnu1
#199fine wine42
#693[2426]fire flower1
#141fishy fish1
#153fishy fish casserole1
#94fishy fish lasagna2
#886flaming mushroom1
#323flaming mushroom wine1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#274flower petal pie1
#430foie gras1
#461fortune cookie1
#325frat brats1
#348fricasseed brains2
#827frozen mushroom1
#2152fruitcake4
#444gearbox necklace2
#1923ghost cucumber1
#1009ghuol egg4
#391ghuol egg quiche3
#997ghuol guolash1
#256ghuol-ear kabob1
#448giant discarded bottlecap11
#1455giant discarded plastic fork4
#489giant discarded torn-up glove9
#547giant pinky ring27
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#897glass of goat's milk1
#1498gloomy black mushroom1
#171gloomy mushroom wine4
#99gnat lasagna1
#99gnatloaf1
#132gnatloaf casserole1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#768goat cheese2
#664goat cheese pizza4
#90goat cheese taco5
#152gold lamé pants5
#692golden ring40
#785gr8ps1
#774grapefruit1
#829grapes1
#637green candy heart11
#735grue egg omelette1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#954hamethyst8
#812handful of confetti52
#408handful of nuts and berries1
#462handful of walnuts1
#1999heart necklace3
#1242herb brownies1
#2517herbal stuffing1
#543hideous egg2
#235honey-dew1
#257hot buttered roll1
#684hot date1
#267hot hi mein1
#1289hot wing1
#344iGoogly75
#473immense cyborg hand8
#605insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#978irradiated candy cane5
#212jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#1204jar of swamp gas2
#560jumbo olive1
#188jumping bean burrito1
#87jumping bean taco2
#184juniper berries1
#552killing feather58
#376kiwi1
#348knob ka-bobs1
#81knuckle sandwich302
#306kumquat1
#282large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#181laser-broiled pear40
#649lavender candy heart11
#268lavender candygram1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2308lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2029lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#1236lemon1
#206lemon meringue pie5
#624lihc eye pie1
#723lime4
#142long pork casserole1
#141long pork chop sandwiches1
#1323marzipan skull1
#181massive sitar1
#694meat from yesterday1
#569meat stack25
#211meatsmithing guide1
#167menudo1
#267menudo ravioli1
#794mind flayer corpse2
#313mixed wildflower greens1
#688mugcake1
#312mushroom pizza2
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#176nutty organic salad1
#212obsidian dagger63
#1825off-white plastic oyster egg2
#278oily mushroom wine1
#796olive1
#156olive lo mein1
#119olive stir-fry1
#1187oozenog4
#942orange1
#320orange candygram1
#1756oversized fish scaler2
#1557pack of KWE trading card1
#186painful penne pasta1
#798pants of the Slug Lord4
#851papaya3
#538papaya taco1
#257peach1
#224peach pie1
#239pear1
#190pear tart1
#80penguin thesaurus63
#523personalized birthday cake3
#153pie crust11
#1206piece of wedding cake1
#878pile of candy3
#651pink candy heart11
#286pink candygram1
#51pirate fledges2
#428plain pizza1
#266plum1
#121plum wine5
#702pointy mushroom1
#530poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#860polyalloy shield5
#1331pork elf goodies sack2
#869porquoise8
#615poutine2
#209pr0n cocktail1
#242pr0n m4nic0tti1
#144pr0n stir-fry1
#201pr0n taco1
#128psycho sweater3
#334purple pixel pie1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#304raspberry1
#365rat appendix kabob2
#149rat appendix stir-fry1
#139rat scrapple1
#222ravioli della hippy1
#158really dense meat stack35
#187really really sticky spider web1
#136really sticky spider web1
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#212robotronic egg110
#84rogue swarmer234
#709royal jelly3
#155royal jelly taco2
#1769rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#2227rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#1842rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#2736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#1710sandwich of the gods2
#407sausage pizza1
#115sausage wonton1
#577savoy truffle1
#459sawblade fragment72
#1031sawblade shield1
#376scented massage oil3
#436shiny butcherknife1
#410shiny hood ornament1
#474shiny ring54
#357shot of rotgut1
#147shrinking powder3
#482silver shrimp fork3
#171silver tongue charrrm53
#570six pack of Mountain Stream3
#79six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola3
#183skewered cat appendix1
#1808skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#232sleazy hi mein1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#480solid gold bowling ball38
#218solid gold pegleg22
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1041spade necklace7
#354spaghetti with Skullheads1
#417spark plug earring2
#639spectre scepter52
#180spicy bean burrito1
#158spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#135spicy jumping bean burrito1
#160spicy mushroom quesadilla1
#223spicy noodles1
#1159spider web1
#247spooky hi mein1
#168spooky lo mein1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#230spooky shroomkabob1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#399spooky wad1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1131squashed frog1
#1800stainless steel scarf1
#1402stainless steel shillelagh3
#707stainless steel skullcap5
#383stainless steel slacks9
#774stainless steel solitaire4
#446stainless steel suspenders9
#546stale baguette1
#749stalk of asparagus2
#252star key lime pie2
#601stick-on eyebrow piercing20
#232stinky hi mein1
#821stinky mushroom1
#104stinky mushroom wine3
#939strange shiny disc1
#890strawberry1
#140strawberry pie10
#238strawberry wine7
#1342stray chihuahua1
#1773stuffed Baron von Ratsworth16
#1396stuffed Cheshire bitten36
#1743stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#2303stuffed Meat8
#1369stuffed angry cow37
#960stuffed astral badger52
#814stuffed baby gravy fairy61
#1467stuffed can of asparagus1
#942stuffed cocoabo50
#1027stuffed crazy bastard sword5
#1966stuffed flaming gravy fairy26
#1680stuffed frozen gravy fairy31
#1657stuffed gray blob6
#1637stuffed hand turkey32
#1145stuffed martini5
#1402stuffed mind flayer37
#1698stuffed mink18
#2088stuffed monocle11
#1716stuffed ninja snowman1
#1936stuffed scary death orb27
#1561stuffed shoulder parrot12
#1844stuffed sleazy gravy fairy28
#1924stuffed snowy owl26
#2195stuffed spooky gravy fairy23
#1459stuffed spooky mushroom5
#1987stuffed stinky gravy fairy25
#2470stuffed undead elbow macaroni20
#438stunt nuts2
#685sturdy Crimbo crate19
#97super ka-bob2
#198super salad1
#219synthetic stuffing60
#811t8r tots1
#308tangerine1
#21tasty louse180
#138tasty tart12
#295tawdry amethyst2
#628teddy borg13
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#207theoretical string113
#415thistle wine3
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#142tighty whiteys1
#528tiny bottle of absinthe14
#651tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3081tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#3998tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3879tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2849tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2167tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#1489tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#3897tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1057tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#402tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2185tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1727tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1429tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2514tiny plastic angry goat7
#2161tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#3977tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#4904tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2165tiny plastic beanbat3
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3957tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2769tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#988tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2756tiny plastic cubist bull2
#1478tiny plastic demoninja5
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3925tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2152tiny plastic fruit golem3
#4887tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8100tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#809tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers9
#2792tiny plastic goth giant2
#2114tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#6079tiny plastic killer bee2
#2186tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6190tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2731tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2803tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4349tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6137tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2179tiny plastic scary clown3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2766tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4897tiny plastic star starfish3
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#980tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3863tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#1437tiny plastic whitesnake5
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#458toast2,211
#546tofu casserole1
#106tofu stir-fry1
#133tofu taco1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1137tomato1
#1867tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#753torn hellseal sinew1
#177toy hoverpad126
#1039tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#225tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#858twinkly wad10
#679uncooked chorizo1
#250unearthly onyx3
#177unfortunate dumplings1
#693unidentified jerky1
#233unstable laser battery85
#512urinal cake2
#608valuable trinket120
#313vertebra of the Bonerdagon32
#550vibrating cyborg knife10
#179vinegar-soaked lemon slice115
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#132walrus ice cream1
#631warm mushroom1
#126wet stew1
#222white Xanadian1
#668white candy heart11
#276white candygram1
#351white chocolate and tomato pizza6
#622white chocolate chip cookies2
#959white chocolate chips1
#351white picket fence10
#349white snake skin29
#89white whip1
#390witch hat2
#141wooden stakes23
#51woven baling wire bracelets13
#526wrench bracelet5
#785yellow candy heart11
#279yellow candygram2
#740yellow glowstick1
#2819yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1062yellow striped oyster egg2
#616yeti fur118
#235yohohoyo11
#21yummy death watch beetle200
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 15,397 items total!

what items are this player missing?