| #164 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 6 |
| #34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 5 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #88 | BGE shotglass | 48 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbuck | 4,490 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #70 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 20 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #110 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 14 |
| #178 | baggie of powdered sugar | 161 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #112 | bottle of fire | 150 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | can of spinach | 9,588 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #336 | canteen of wine | 79 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #448 | floaty sand | 29 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #592 | killing feather | 56 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #225 | pants of the Slug Lord | 16 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #921 | rogue swarmer | 55 |
| #105 | sand dollar | 229 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #492 | toy hoverpad | 27 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1710 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #128 | witch hat | 6 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #71 | wumpus hair | 28 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |