| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #43 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 17 |
| #34 | Barney's rake | 11 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #74 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 13 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #72 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #153 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7 |
| #220 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #132 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 21 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #217 | Jack-in-the-box | 27 |
| #121 | Jocko Homo's head | 11 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 4 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #215 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 31 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #68 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 24 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #87 | Scuba Snack | 3 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #161 | Shivering Chèvre | 10 |
| #105 | Stone Golem pebbles | 9 |
| #101 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #119 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 27 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 21 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 17 |
| #155 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #69 | Travels with Jerry | 10 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #153 | Uncle Romulus | 9 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #168 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #138 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 18 |
| #105 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #295 | ammonite fossil | 16 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #268 | baby killer bee | 37 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #554 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #279 | belemnite fossil | 18 |
| #369 | bite-me-red lipstick | 33 |
| #285 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #86 | booby trap | 3 |
| #184 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #154 | brigand brittle | 34 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #20 | commemorative war stein | 3,369 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #322 | designer handbag | 9 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #120 | eldritch dough | 5 |
| #52 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 24 |
| #69 | enchanted muesli | 58 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #13 | fancy seashell necklace | 2,010 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #183 | frigid mote | 4 |
| #36 | frog lip-print | 46 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #177 | giant tube of black lipstick | 12 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #165 | glass of gnat milk | 4 |
| #158 | glass of warm milk | 3 |
| #125 | gold toothbrush | 21 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #87 | grey cube | 3 |
| #6 | grouper fangirl | 16 |
| #80 | handyman "hand soap" | 5 |
| #487 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #93 | holistic headache remedy | 66 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #188 | janglin' bones | 3 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #119 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #19 | magic dragonfish fry | 3 |
| #114 | mandarina colada | 7 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #300 | mummy costume | 22 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #64 | oil-filled donut | 5 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #146 | perpendicular guano | 2 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #177 | pirate cream pie | 2 |
| #422 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #468 | press-on ribs | 5 |
| #330 | pumpkinhead mask | 21 |
| #107 | pygmy dart | 8 |
| #170 | pygmy papers | 4 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #136 | really dense meat stack | 38 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #75 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #75 | scrunchie tourniquet | 50 |
| #150 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 13 |
| #155 | skelelton spine | 18 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #237 | solid gold bowling ball | 81 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #66 | space marine flash grenade | 10 |
| #492 | spooky bark | 22 |
| #374 | spooky sap | 23 |
| #584 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #450 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #1044 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #1027 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #1330 | stuffed Meat | 30 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #904 | stuffed angry cow | 53 |
| #855 | stuffed astral badger | 57 |
| #1112 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #984 | stuffed cocoabo | 48 |
| #827 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1048 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #793 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 61 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #627 | stuffed hand turkey | 73 |
| #863 | stuffed key | 58 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #810 | stuffed mind flayer | 60 |
| #1167 | stuffed mink | 36 |
| #1201 | stuffed monocle | 35 |
| #845 | stuffed scary death orb | 59 |
| #422 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 51 |
| #842 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 57 |
| #670 | stuffed snowy owl | 67 |
| #866 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #402 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #1293 | stuffed teddy butler | 31 |
| #1188 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #1048 | stuffed treasure chest | 43 |
| #833 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 59 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #576 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #67 | temporary tribal tattoo | 14 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5,076 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #750 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #844 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #842 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #665 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #184 | towel | 51 |
| #386 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #158 | una poca de gracia | 2 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #5 | urchin roe | 11 |
| #101 | votive candle | 2 |
| #343 | wolfman mask | 19 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #23 | your own black heart | 282 |