| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #43 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 17 |
| #32 | Barney's rake | 11 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #73 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 13 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #71 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #151 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7 |
| #219 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #132 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 21 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #217 | Jack-in-the-box | 27 |
| #120 | Jocko Homo's head | 11 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 4 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #213 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 31 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #65 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 24 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #85 | Scuba Snack | 3 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #161 | Shivering Chèvre | 10 |
| #104 | Stone Golem pebbles | 9 |
| #100 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #119 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 27 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 21 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 17 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #68 | Travels with Jerry | 10 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #152 | Uncle Romulus | 9 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #167 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #138 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 18 |
| #104 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #294 | ammonite fossil | 16 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #267 | baby killer bee | 37 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #554 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #278 | belemnite fossil | 18 |
| #368 | bite-me-red lipstick | 33 |
| #286 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #86 | booby trap | 3 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #153 | brigand brittle | 34 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #18 | commemorative war stein | 3,369 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #319 | designer handbag | 9 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #118 | eldritch dough | 5 |
| #52 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 24 |
| #68 | enchanted muesli | 58 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #13 | fancy seashell necklace | 2,010 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #183 | frigid mote | 4 |
| #36 | frog lip-print | 46 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #176 | giant tube of black lipstick | 12 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #162 | glass of gnat milk | 4 |
| #156 | glass of warm milk | 3 |
| #123 | gold toothbrush | 21 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #86 | grey cube | 3 |
| #6 | grouper fangirl | 16 |
| #79 | handyman "hand soap" | 5 |
| #486 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #93 | holistic headache remedy | 66 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #186 | janglin' bones | 3 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #121 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #19 | magic dragonfish fry | 3 |
| #112 | mandarina colada | 7 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #301 | mummy costume | 22 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #63 | oil-filled donut | 5 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #144 | perpendicular guano | 2 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #177 | pirate cream pie | 2 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #468 | press-on ribs | 5 |
| #332 | pumpkinhead mask | 21 |
| #107 | pygmy dart | 8 |
| #168 | pygmy papers | 4 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #134 | really dense meat stack | 38 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #73 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #71 | scrunchie tourniquet | 50 |
| #147 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 13 |
| #155 | skelelton spine | 18 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #231 | solid gold bowling ball | 81 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #65 | space marine flash grenade | 10 |
| #491 | spooky bark | 22 |
| #369 | spooky sap | 23 |
| #585 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #1040 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #1020 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #812 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #1326 | stuffed Meat | 30 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #899 | stuffed angry cow | 53 |
| #852 | stuffed astral badger | 57 |
| #1108 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #980 | stuffed cocoabo | 48 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1042 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #793 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 61 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #625 | stuffed hand turkey | 73 |
| #857 | stuffed key | 58 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #810 | stuffed mind flayer | 60 |
| #1166 | stuffed mink | 36 |
| #1196 | stuffed monocle | 35 |
| #843 | stuffed scary death orb | 59 |
| #420 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 51 |
| #839 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 57 |
| #664 | stuffed snowy owl | 67 |
| #864 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #400 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #1295 | stuffed teddy butler | 31 |
| #1185 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #1047 | stuffed treasure chest | 43 |
| #831 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 59 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #577 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #67 | temporary tribal tattoo | 14 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5,076 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #589 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #184 | towel | 51 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #157 | una poca de gracia | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #5 | urchin roe | 11 |
| #100 | votive candle | 2 |
| #343 | wolfman mask | 19 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #23 | your own black heart | 282 |