IAmATurnip

RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#21Bugbearclaw Donut23
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#83Candicaine1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#225FDKOL commendation2,768
#17Freddy Kruegerand1,244
#59Gets-You-Drunk2
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#33Hunger™ Sauce4
#152Instant Karma72
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#673Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster11
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#357Sensual Massage for Creeps4
#282Sinful Desires2
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#472The Cooler Out of Space2
#557The Joy of Wassailing5
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#858Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette4
#425Thwaitgold ant statuette3
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#648Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#493Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette10
#398Thwaitgold firefly statuette10
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#798Thwaitgold maggot statuette6
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#672Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#419Travels with Jerry3
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
#464Uncle Romulus2
🥈Underworld trunk1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#478anniversary gift box7
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#186baby cuddlefish1
#2450baconstone1
#1147banana1
#137blank diary1
#191bottled day1
#5907box of sunshine4
#122chaos popcorn1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#278club necklace21
#338colorful plastic ball73
#116decanter of fine Scotch2
#359designer handbag8
#271diamond necklace20
#67electric Kool-Aid2
#657enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#315epic wad1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#375extra-greasy slider5
#123fat loot token33
#77filthy lucre272
#93floaty gravel2
#275floaty pebbles2
#6floaty rock necklace1
#234floaty sand89
#77floaty stone sphere1
#88forbidden sausage3
#1034friendly cheez blob2
#265frozen banquet9
#152fudgecule16,567
#33ghost pepper5
#65glowing frisbee1
#115green eggnog1
#483handful of confetti83
#639heart necklace11
#62hobo nickel4,205
#109holiday log2
#71infant sandworm1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#696jar of fermented pickle juice1
#240jar of squeeze4
#384lewd playing card6
#1424macaroni duck1
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#73mysterious chest1
#169mysterious present1
#220pack of KWE trading card13
#2035pet rock2
#168pile of loose snow1
#1784porquoise2
#230rubber WWBD? bracelet25
#176rubber WWJD? bracelet29
#158rubber WWSPD? bracelet31
#245rubber WWtNSD? bracelet23
#20sand dollar4,001
#602sandwich of the gods12
#124secret from the future1
#317soy cordial2
#195spade necklace26
#463spectral pickle24
#385squirming egg sac26
#409strange shiny disc10
#1334stray chihuahua1
#369stuffed Baron von Ratsworth115
#310stuffed Cheshire bitten110
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#223stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech137
#287stuffed Meat141
#740stuffed angry cow62
#282stuffed astral badger123
#269stuffed baby gravy fairy133
#339stuffed cocoabo104
#181stuffed crazy bastard sword46
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#262stuffed flaming gravy fairy134
#246stuffed frozen gravy fairy142
#582stuffed hand turkey77
#674stuffed key83
#236stuffed martini40
#276stuffed mind flayer127
#289stuffed mink139
#299stuffed monocle138
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#248stuffed scary death orb134
#217stuffed sleazy gravy fairy150
#282stuffed snowy owl118
#230stuffed spooky gravy fairy144
#193stuffed stinky gravy fairy155
#336stuffed teddy butler128
#298stuffed tin of caviar139
#760stuffed treasure chest71
#762stuffed undead elbow macaroni63
#21stuffed yeti16
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#998tiny plastic Crimbo elf10
#1064tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer9
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#793tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#4901tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1717tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#2522tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#4812tiny plastic grue3
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3972tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#6171tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4839tiny plastic levitating potato3
#6161tiny plastic mosquito2
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#4017tiny plastic star starfish4
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2895tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1353untamable turtle1
#16warbear bearserker mead28
#69warbear feasting bread11
#9warbear warrior bread47

Wow, that's 33,133 items total!

what items are this player missing?