| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #193 | Green Clover of Justice | 10 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #529 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion necktie | 1 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #213 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 31 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #9 | bird rib | 706 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #133 | bottle of pirate juice | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #129 | donkey flipbook | 6 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #717 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2177 | golden ring | 30 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #512 | handful of confetti | 78 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #975 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #5 | hot egg | 19 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #94 | irradiated pet snacks | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #13 | lion oil | 245 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #585 | obsidian dagger | 31 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #544 | really dense meat stack | 12 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #2092 | rogue swarmer | 25 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #403 | solid gold bowling ball | 46 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #50 | stylish swimsuit | 146 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #8 | tube sock | 38 |
| #2414 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #21 | wet stew | 34 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |