| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #708 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #444 | bar skin | 20 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #276 | borg sock monkey | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1201 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #102 | cheap elven gloves | 31 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #382 | clown skin | 14 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #547 | demon skin | 10 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | dollhive | 58 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #921 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #142 | festive holiday hat | 26 |
| #194 | fetid feather | 52 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #723 | furry fur | 47 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #363 | jar of swamp gas | 108 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #286 | leathery bat skin | 23 |
| #262 | leathery cat skin | 36 |
| #82 | leathery rat skin | 144 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #114 | monomolecular yo-yo | 533 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #658 | penguin skin | 38 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #207 | purple glowstick | 8 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1026 | robotronic egg | 26 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #192 | stuffed gray blob | 234 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #170 | teddy borg | 63 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #832 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 9 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #804 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #505 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 9 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #878 | unstable laser battery | 49 |
| #1376 | useless powder | 12 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #748 | white snake skin | 5 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |