| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2024 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #244 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 300 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #488 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #348 | buckyball | 14 |
| #584 | casino pass | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #377 | dollhive | 24 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #280 | fudgecule | 7,026 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #336 | lollipop stick | 166 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #860 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #563 | monomolecular yo-yo | 97 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #214 | pack of pogs | 91 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #255 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 4 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #324 | pretty flower | 510 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #508 | robotronic egg | 53 |
| #516 | sawblade fragment | 68 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #484 | stuffed gray blob | 85 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2662 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #665 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 11 |
| #61 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 13 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 12 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #32 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 9 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #258 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #77 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 12 |
| #48 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 15 |
| #74 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 5 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 6 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 7 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 12 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #440 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 10 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 14 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #587 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #588 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #390 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 11 |
| #439 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 10 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #438 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 10 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 13 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #538 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #299 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 14 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #432 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #403 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 11 |
| #414 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #235 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 10 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #210 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 11 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #457 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
| #446 | unstable laser battery | 65 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |