| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #247 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #4727 | badass belt | 6 |
| #109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 300 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #489 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #3682 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #349 | buckyball | 14 |
| #585 | casino pass | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #378 | dollhive | 24 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #283 | fudgecule | 7,026 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #151 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #630 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #873 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #336 | lollipop stick | 166 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #862 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #564 | monomolecular yo-yo | 97 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #214 | pack of pogs | 91 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #255 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 4 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #321 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #315 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #265 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #327 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #378 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #326 | pretty flower | 510 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #509 | robotronic egg | 53 |
| #516 | sawblade fragment | 68 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #2558 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #6292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #6349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #484 | stuffed gray blob | 85 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2331 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2475 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7676 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6996 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2310 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2671 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2408 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #208 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 11 |
| #62 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 13 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 12 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #33 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 9 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #77 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 12 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 15 |
| #75 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 5 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 6 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #253 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 7 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 12 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #436 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #464 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 10 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #310 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 14 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #592 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #591 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #393 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 11 |
| #442 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 10 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #438 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 10 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 13 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #542 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 14 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #406 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 11 |
| #418 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 10 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #213 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 11 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #458 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
| #447 | unstable laser battery | 65 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |