| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #903 | Crimbo fudge | 8 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #301 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #243 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #74 | Goodfella contract | 711 |
| #85 | Green Clover of Justice | 18 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #948 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 7 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #381 | black forest cake | 6 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #601 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #225 | black striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #277 | blue plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #56 | burnt flower | 494 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #371 | canteen of wine | 73 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #402 | commemorative war stein | 38 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #478 | delicious salad | 104 |
| #1070 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #354 | displaced fish | 10 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #824 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #810 | filthy lucre | 41 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #769 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #244 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1971 | golden ring | 38 |
| #91 | gray bow tie | 56 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #711 | hobo nickel | 193 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #458 | knuckle sandwich | 50 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #56 | meat paste | 405,651 |
| #156 | meat stack | 456 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #1344 | monomolecular yo-yo | 8 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #117 | patent leather shoes | 46 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #114 | penguin thesaurus | 49 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #477 | pretty flower | 195 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #390 | pumpkinhead mask | 17 |
| #338 | really dense meat stack | 19 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #183 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 94 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #17 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 20 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #25 | tasteful black bow tie | 6 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1922 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #274 | wolfman mask | 27 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |