| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #861 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1647 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #320 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1704 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1093 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #903 | Crimbo fudge | 8 |
| #817 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2855 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #427 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #304 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #246 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #74 | Goodfella contract | 711 |
| #86 | Green Clover of Justice | 18 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #954 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #843 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 7 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1914 | Valentine | 3 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1645 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #383 | black forest cake | 6 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #602 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #225 | black striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #277 | blue plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #892 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #4678 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #56 | burnt flower | 494 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1098 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #371 | canteen of wine | 73 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #405 | commemorative war stein | 38 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #477 | delicious salad | 104 |
| #1070 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #354 | displaced fish | 10 |
| #1285 | duct tape | 12 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #823 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1550 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #810 | filthy lucre | 41 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #768 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #247 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1969 | golden ring | 38 |
| #90 | gray bow tie | 56 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #852 | grue egg | 31 |
| #1657 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1296 | herringcello | 14 |
| #710 | hobo nickel | 193 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1910 | killing feather | 22 |
| #459 | knuckle sandwich | 50 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | meat paste | 405,651 |
| #154 | meat stack | 456 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #1345 | monomolecular yo-yo | 8 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #1824 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #116 | patent leather shoes | 46 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #114 | penguin thesaurus | 49 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1155 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #486 | pretty flower | 195 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #389 | pumpkinhead mask | 17 |
| #340 | really dense meat stack | 19 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #184 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 94 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #1833 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1612 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1008 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #17 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 20 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #25 | tasteful black bow tie | 6 |
| #1114 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #1220 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4814 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4906 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3309 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1240 | top | 3 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1919 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #273 | wolfman mask | 27 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |