| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #74 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,725 |
| #161 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #163 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 13 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #247 | Crimbuck | 3,344 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #311 | Feynman gate | 36 |
| #251 | Imp Ale | 826 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #67 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 5 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #579 | asbestos ore | 9 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #185 | banana smoothie | 4 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #363 | broken skull | 48 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #470 | bunch of bananas | 8 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #155 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 13 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #222 | candy knuckles | 9 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #492 | chrome ore | 9 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #948 | cranberries | 5 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #878 | elven limbos gingerbread | 12 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #443 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #506 | fancy dress ball | 25 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #282 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 12 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #104 | golden ring | 162 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #617 | green beer | 19 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #307 | horizontal tango | 3 |
| #427 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
| #813 | iGoogly | 15 |
| #641 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 105 |
| #134 | immense cyborg hand | 14 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #142 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 32 |
| #263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #140 | killing feather | 128 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #442 | large box | 6 |
| #134 | laser-broiled pear | 53 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #418 | linoleum ore | 10 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #181 | marshmallow | 180 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #656 | nanite-infested candy cane | 19 |
| #182 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #285 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #302 | oozenog | 10 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #91 | papotion of papower | 6 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #216 | patent antipsychotics | 2 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #264 | quantum polarity inducer | 13 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #149 | rogue swarmer | 162 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #153 | sawblade fragment | 130 |
| #163 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 27 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #97 | shimmering rainbow sand | 6 |
| #68 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 11 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #304 | slip 'n' slide | 3 |
| #418 | small box | 6 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #131 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #239 | strange shiny disc | 20 |
| #302 | stringy sinew | 34 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #310 | sugar-coated pine cone | 8 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #814 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #341 | theoretical string | 47 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1991 | toast | 100 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #497 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #338 | toy hoverpad | 49 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #169 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1507 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #144 | unstable laser battery | 121 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #723 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #148 | vibrating cyborg knife | 20 |
| #146 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 31 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |