| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #74 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,725 |
| #162 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #163 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 13 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1093 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #247 | Crimbuck | 3,344 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #310 | Feynman gate | 36 |
| #255 | Imp Ale | 826 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #67 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 5 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #584 | asbestos ore | 9 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #565 | banana peel | 2 |
| #185 | banana smoothie | 4 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #277 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #364 | broken skull | 48 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #470 | bunch of bananas | 8 |
| #336 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #154 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 13 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #221 | candy knuckles | 9 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #495 | chrome ore | 9 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #951 | cranberries | 5 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #355 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #877 | elven limbos gingerbread | 12 |
| #1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #761 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #442 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #506 | fancy dress ball | 25 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #282 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 12 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #103 | golden ring | 162 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #616 | green beer | 19 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #1254 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #307 | horizontal tango | 3 |
| #426 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
| #813 | iGoogly | 15 |
| #642 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 105 |
| #133 | immense cyborg hand | 14 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #142 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 32 |
| #263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #139 | killing feather | 128 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #443 | large box | 6 |
| #135 | laser-broiled pear | 53 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #422 | linoleum ore | 10 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #182 | marshmallow | 180 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #658 | nanite-infested candy cane | 19 |
| #182 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #286 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #302 | oozenog | 10 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #90 | papotion of papower | 6 |
| #85 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #216 | patent antipsychotics | 2 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #513 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #264 | quantum polarity inducer | 13 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #149 | rogue swarmer | 162 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #153 | sawblade fragment | 130 |
| #163 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 27 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #97 | shimmering rainbow sand | 6 |
| #68 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 11 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #439 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #304 | slip 'n' slide | 3 |
| #418 | small box | 6 |
| #541 | snake | 10 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #547 | sparkler | 10 |
| #632 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #132 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #239 | strange shiny disc | 20 |
| #304 | stringy sinew | 34 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #768 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #310 | sugar-coated pine cone | 8 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #813 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #341 | theoretical string | 47 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2001 | toast | 100 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #496 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #337 | toy hoverpad | 49 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #170 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1504 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #144 | unstable laser battery | 121 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #724 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #147 | vibrating cyborg knife | 20 |
| #146 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 31 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |